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How to make a happy nipple boy
Ingredients:
2 parts *pierced nipples*
1 part *erection*
5 parts *energy*
Method:
Rub nipples at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little tongue if desired!
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Personality cocktail
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Jarod Ivan Peterson's Aliases
Your movie star name:
Peanutbutter Harold
Your fashion designer name is
Jarod Amsterdam
Your socialite name is
J~rod Oly
Your fly girl / guy name is
J Pet
Your detective name is
Lizzard Capital
Your barfly name is
Cookie Old Ezra
Your soap opera name is
Ivan Marion
Your rock star name is
Pussy Fire
Your star wars name is
Jarpiw Petlin
Your punk rock band name is The
Tired Harmonica
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You are The Magician
Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.
Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.
The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
A BULLET FOR YOU
when i see your pale face
and your darkend eyes
i dream of another place
where heaven is despised
everything is ok when youre dead
everything is ok in your head
everything is ok
like a bullet through the head
i know im worthless
i know im heartless
i know im not perfect
when i see your spiked wrists
and your candy coated lips
i dream of another place
where heaven is such a disgrace
i know im worthless
i know im heartless
i know im not perfect
everything is ok when youre dead
everything is ok in your head
everything is ok
like a bullet through the head
when the end comes
will you be prepared
without a sound
death will be there
and you struggle for air
and you struggle for peace
you struggle for the truth
but it is just out of reach
Capricorn - Your Love Profile
Your positive traits:
You are serious about relationships and ready for a commitment.
You tend to help your partner attain the success they dream of.
You are a rock. Relationship problems don't seem to phase you.
Your negative traits:
Sometimes it's very hard for you to accept your parnter's past.
You are emotionally reserved, and difficult to connect with.
You expect your partner to take care of you - and make cheat if they do not
Your ideal partner:
Is incredibly powerful and well respected.
Is often older than you - and could be a superior at work.
Has a good amount of money... or the ability to be rich someday.
Your dating style:
Practical. A "get to know each other" coffee date is just fine by you.
Your seduction style:
Bossy - you like to be the one in charge in the bedroom.
Slow and patient. You know that good sex takes time.
Calculating. You'll use sex to get ahead, if necessary.
Tips for the future:
Open up. A little emotional expression is a good thing in relationships.
Leap before you look. You don't have to run a cost benefit sheet on everyone you date.
Enjoy the now. No need to worry about marriage on the first few dates.
Best place to meet someone ..:
eHarmony - they'll automatically match you with someone who's as driven as you are
Best color to attract mate: Dark green
Best day for a date: Saturday
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Insanity Test
Username
Age
Your problem is Generally Psychotic behaviour
Will you ever be cured? (8)
- Signs point to yes. - (8)
Just how crazy are you? -
95%
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Age
your sex is ? wild
you like sex.... kinky and rough
your position is.... 69
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You scored as
Suffocated. Your cause of death will be suffocation. Be careful and chew before you swallow!
Suicide
100%
Suffocated
100%
Disappear
100%
Stabbed
100%
Eaten
67%
Posion
60%
Bomb
47%
Gunshot
47%
Drowning
33%
Disease
27%
Accident
20%
Natural Causes
13%
Cut Throat
0%
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Music:
HOLDING ON
i can feel us falling away
you know i wanna be
what you want me to
im sorry im such a screw up
id like to know you well
but i guess i dont want it bad enough
id say you talk to much
and then youd take it wrong
now you wont speak to me
but i guess its not so bad
because what we had wouldnt last that long
you bring me down
when i dont want you to
you tear me up into little pieces
i dont wanna open my eyes today
for now i am alone
the fire is riseing above
and youre not here
staring blanly away
i feel as though im my own casulty
i dont feel myself today
theres someone else in this skin i say
at least the sun is shining
and the clouds are in the distance
holding on to one more day
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SICK OF MYSELF
im sick of myself
struck with disease
and it aches like pain
that sends me spiraling
i want you to see me flying
so youll know how i feel
im sick of myself
so unrefind
and the jagged edges
are starting to crack
i want you to see me breaking
so you know what to do
im sick of my skin
inperfections shine
through my outer shell
to keep me to myself
i want you to see me hiding
so youll see me alive
im sick of my mind
distorting days
and memories
trick the whole world
and make it look like scars
i want you to see me bleeding
im sick of the days
keeping me elevated
to recover from the aches
and strife
im sick of the pills
and my secrets exsposed
but i can recover
if i practice suffication
i want you to leave me perfect
without a reason why
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Television:
INTO THE DARKNESS
i woke up today
to see what hell there was to pay
and then i was on my way
into the darkness
down that familiar road leading nowhere
and thats when i saw her standing there
she said i can take away the pain
and make it feel like a nightmare
so i took her hand
and off into the darkness we went
i can still hear her screaming
no one can love you like i can
and no one can give you what i can
and no one can take from you what i can
as the waves crash around
dragging me back in
what is that familiar shadow
that lurks behind a reflection of what i use to be
i feel so fucking hollow
i thought i was in hell
but it was just your company
Books:
You are a four-sided die, a d4. Otherwise known as a tetrahedron, a "Caltrop", or (to a lesser degree) "Ol' Pointy". This crap bores you, so I'll get to the point. Others tend to see you as petty, conniving, manipulative, argumentative, defensive, greedy, and needlessly antagonistic. You see yourself as focused, effective, efficient, influencing, shrewd, tactical, and direct. Both points of view are in fact correct. You always know the best way to get things done, a fact that never wins sympathy with others. Whenever you manage to gain control of a situation, your solutions are swift and brutal. Unfortunately everyone else is convinced that granting you such power is, "a bad thing" and often conspire to keep it out of your hands. Such short-sighted fools!To include these results in your blog, please use this code:
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What Makes You.. *DUSTY* SheBangs12
Your name?
Your gender?
What makes you *DUSTY*? MY WIFE
What makes you WANT IT? HER CUTENESS
What makes you love her? how fun she is
do you want her? shes hot
What makes her irresistable? her beauty
What makes you cute? Cute? .
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The Legend of Zelda: Your Life In Hyrule
Username
Age
Race
Best friend Navi the fairy
Occupation Lon Lon Ranch stablehand
You spend most of your time fighting monsters
But you really wanna sell incriminating pictures of the king on ebay
Chances of getting the triforce - 95%
Will you ever rule Hyrule? (8) - My reply is no. - (8)
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