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Accordion Hero

I am a galactic activation portal. Enter me!!

About Me

About me... one thing about me is that I hate filling out profiles about me. I am a sassy gemini who gave up a life of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll in the City of Angles to pursue a quieter life of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll in the City of Kölsch and Karnival. What is there to say about me that hasn't been said already? Born in Massachusetts, raised in Connecticut, 11 years in Los Angeles, and now 2 in Cologne, Germany. Orphaned at 16, and since then with the help of the most amazing sister in the world and a team of friends anyone here would envious of, have been making my way in the world. Rarely live in the past, rarely look to the future, merely live each moment as it comes. Mostly stressfree, almost always in a good mood. Love to laugh with friends, smoke cigarettes and drink Kölsch, eat delicious food, dance alone in my apartment, sing out loud when I ride my bike, walk through parks and listen to the leaves crunch, get teary eyed when I think of the friends I've left behind, eat eggs on sundays with little bits of Speck and frische Brötchen, drink 1.49 euro Merlot from Aldi, smoke joints, have grill parties and picnics in the park, walk along the Rhein, smile when I realize I am not a tourist, skype-ing with mark and suzanne... I think you all get the picture. Simple yet complex - extraordinary yet common - 5 star yet budget. That is me!

My Interests

I think I covered alot of this in the delightful section "About Me." If it's outdoors, chances are I'm interested in it. Also decorating, design, architecture, travel, food, walking around the city aimlessy, riding my bike around the city aimlessly.

I'd like to meet:

anybody. Everybody. Every single person is interesting in their own way. And interesting doesn't always have to be a good thing. I also want to meet Hedwig.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

everything. want me to be more specific? i'll send you my ipod playlist.Let's all learn somethingnow:

Movies:

The Graduate tops the list.

Television:

Absolutely Fabulous, Six Feet Under, Sex and the City, Will and Grace, Cookin' with Paula Deen, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (thank god for the internet)... as I type this I am getting a little teary eyed as I haven't watched American television in so long... Desparate Houswives, weeds, and a bevvy of crappy german series!!Catherine Tate rules my world!!

Books:

Oh I do loves me some David Sedaris.

Heroes:

The Accordion Hero is my only Hero.