Martial Arts, sleeping, writing and brooding. And, most of all, chocolate hobnobs dunked in tea. Yum.
Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP, for I too am moody, sullen, vaguely Celtic and overqualified. Him or Robert Fisk, I'm not fussed.
Flaming Lips, Super Furry Animals, Queens of the Stone Age, Rammstein, Faith No More, Scott Walker, The Doors, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Led Zep, Bowie, Radiohead, Johnny Cash, Muse, Hendrix etc etc. Oh, and the theme tune from BBC's 'Newsnight'. All together now: "Dun dun DURN! Dun durn, dun durn..."
Many, including non-crap westerns (I like the scenery), Don Siegel, Martin Scorcese, Peter Weir, Michael Mann, Francis Ford Coppola, Kurosawa.
Lost, Porridge, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Alan Partridge, Yes (Prime) Minister, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Brass Eye, The Day Today, South Park. And the new Battlestar Galactica- it's fracking good.
The Great Gatsby, Dubliners, anything by Tim Moore, Jonathan Kellerman, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, PJ O'Rourke, Mark Steel, John Le Carre. Anything from those nice folks at 'The Onion'. George Orwell, Francis Wheen, Robert Fisk
Wilfred Burchett, James Cameron (NOT the director), Seymour Hersh, Anna Politovskaya.