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Fauldsy

[qoute from dana talking about rudd] everytime i see him he reminds me of a soft serve from maccas.

About Me

I clip my toenails with a chain saw. But I hold it backwards... I use staples as hair gel... I brush my teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol... I wear a live rattle snake as a condom... i can sneeze with my eyes open... The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare I took when i was younger... However, in my case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano... the last time i jumped off the centrepoint tower, i sprained my ankle. that sucked... My belly button is actually a power outlet... It takes me 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes... once when i was in cuba, i beat the sun in a staring contest... When you say "no one's perfect", I take that as a personal insult... I once kicked a horse in the chin. its decendants today are known as giraffe's... simply by pulling on both ends, i can stretch diamonds back into coal... I can win solitaire with only 18 cards... everybody loves raymond. except me... I got my drivers licence at the age of 16. seconds... ozzy osbourne bites the heads off bats. i bite the heads off siberian tigers... I have a pet kitten - every night for a snack... I can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds... With the rising cost of petrol, im beginning to worry about my drinking habit... I can blow bubbles with beef jerky... I eat beef jerky and crap gunpowder. Then, i use that gunpowder to make a bullet, which i use to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."... i have learnt how to unscramble eggs... I once sued hungry jacks after they refused to put razor wire in my Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "my" way... i once bit off more than i could chew, but i ate it anyway...
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My Interests

if i was a pokemon id like to be charizard star. i have liked pokemon for about 4 years now. my top ten favourite pokemon are charizard star, lugia, ho-oh, tyranitar, metagross, rayquaza, suicune, shadow lugia, mew, celebi, and pearl . have 1 million pokemon cards. i always beat my competitors. my pokemon in emerald are metagross, salamence, groudon, swampert, latios, flygon, and rayquaza

I'd like to meet:

dave chappelle. he is the funniest dude ever. oh and jessica simpson. oh my god. oh and the dark angel chick, yeah, oh and

Music:

basically everything except death metal and similar stuff. mostly dance though
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Movies:

funny movies like anchorman, undercover brother etc

Television:

i dont get much time for tv, but i like the shield, and cactus garden

Books:

tracks and australian surfing life (if there books)
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Heroes:

arny, lou ferrigno, and jean claude van damme

My Blog

fly in toilet - haha soo soo true


Posted by Fauldsy on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 10:37:00 PST

i wish i kissed them...

DEFINATLEY AN "IF ONLY" SITUATION!!!
Posted by Fauldsy on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:22:00 PST

check this out if you think mullets are funny haircuts

I was visiting one of my clients today and while waiting in their reception area I couldn't help but notice one of the men at the building site next to my client's office. Being a building site, one w...
Posted by Fauldsy on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 07:03:00 PST

check this out...G-land, indo, around 6ft off its heads

What a sick left ay...Only in G-Land, Indonesia, do such miracles of nature come through on a daily basis... A place where its only a rare day to be less than 4 ft... If that's heaven, i'm ready...
Posted by Fauldsy on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 09:21:00 PST