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Lolly

I am here for Friends

About Me

I go to uni, i go to work and i hate the taste of warm milk with sugar in it. Actually i pretty much just hate milk. I love my uni friends they give me solace in their leafy canopies. I hate those little prawn bugs and i think i ate one the other day off my couch mistaking it for chocolate. Teaches me to be such an obi like my baboon. Ana needs no banana. One day i wish to have a fun-eral (he was a fucking cop mr black, a fucking cop). Life is like a gumball machine because you never know what you are going to get until you open up the little door at the bottom, and sometimes it is poop because some homeless guy has put poop in the gumball machine. Lamingtons...love em....love eating em.

My Interests

Im sorry we can not use any of these...they are just used cd's...i promise i did not poop on them

I'd like to meet:



Lauren --
[adjective]:

Fuzzy to the touch

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Paul Scott --
[noun]:

A deadly strain of projectiile vomit

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Television:

Arrested development..."its a bird...it walked on my pillow",

Black Books..."I took a chance with you manny, other people would have said who is this rudderless hippie, how do i get away from him, and does he have a hunting knife strapped to his shin",

Kath and Kim..."Dear Kim..i think about you all the time. I am missing you all the time. You are a hornbag, i am a fool. If you come back...i'll put in a heated spa"

Heroes:



BUMMED IN THE FACE!!!