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Soldier of Irony

I shot him with a small revolver. I keep it in my balls.

About Me

Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient better driver, a safer car (baby smiling in back seat), sleeping well (no bad dreams), no paranoia, careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole), keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then), will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall), favors for favors, fond but not in love, charity standing orders, on Sundays ring road supermarket (no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants), car wash (also on Sundays), no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish - at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned (but powerless), an empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism), will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat), a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a cat tied to a stick, that's driven into frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness), calm, fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics.
You are a
Social Liberal
(80% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(15% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Socialist
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My Interests

Beer, OTF, Boobies, avoiding any kind of activity that could be confused with excercise, writing and playing music, candlelight dinners, fruity drinks with those little umbrellas, long meaningless conversations, being confused, drunk, or rubbed down with cooking oil and made to squeal like a pig.
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White Chocolate Dogg What's Your Pimp Name?

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I'd like to meet:

Thom York, The ghost of Hunter S. Thompson, Maynard James Keenan, and of course George W. Bush so I can kick him in the balls.width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Tool, Radiohead, Bill Murrays Prostate, Head Automatica, GlassJaw, Incubus, Mudvayne, NIN, Fair to Midland, The Shins, Rage Against the Machine, Pavement, Bjork, Seven Dust, The Postal Service, Bob Dylon, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, Freu Freu, System of a Down, Pedro the Lion, The Mars Volta, At the Drive Inn, DJ Shadow, The Flaming Lips, Optimistic to a Fault, and many many more.

Movies:

I love anything by the Coen Brothers ie. Raising Arizona, The Big Labouski, Millers Crossing, Hudsucker Proxy, or Barton FinkI also love anything by Kevin Smith...Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, Clerks, Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackAnd of course the man Terrintino.I love all kinds of movies, way too many to list here.

Television:

I HATE REALITY TV with a huge fucking passion that burns in my heart like a thousand suns, however you've got to love the Simpsons. I am a huge Family Guy fan, Seinfeld re-runs that I've seen a Gazillion times, and anything on the History channel.

Books:

Anything by Hunter S. Thompson. And no one else can survive on this list.

My Blog

After a couple Fannigans and maybe a Gin and Shawnic or two...

Oh my my my, what have I done. I have money in the bank and occasionally clear thoughts in my head. I still go to work dreading everyday just like I did when I was 16 at the grocery store around ...
Posted by Soldier of Irony on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

20 Years Later

The system has, malfunctioned The truth has won, and just when you think its almost done These figure heads, the walking dead But this buzzing sound just comes instead The confusion is almost done, an...
Posted by Soldier of Irony on Mon, 01 May 2006 09:02:00 PST