Paul

I have a friend named Fish, a dog named Hershey and a weakness for Symphony candy bars. I only go to public schools. I'm obsessed with chicken enchiladas with verde sauce. I went to band camp. When I was eleven I tried out for Star Search but failed miserably. My mom and dad are my heroes. I acted for a second and my first role landed me the part of a retarded dwarf who couldn't walk or talk. Honestly. My first kiss was Hillary B. in the seventh grade. Three years ago I ran into Pamela Anderson's chest by accident. I like Philadelphia. I've had eighteen different roommates over the last eight years. This year I'm living alone. When I run I pretend that I'm training for a marathon. I've met the gay mafia. I cried when UT won the national championship in football. I respond to Paulie, Paula, P or Matador. I'm going to be a lawyer, but hip-hop dancing is always another option. I'm marrying Tommy if we're both single at 37. I want to retire in San Diego.
a target="_BLANK"