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ROSS DeVille

You Can't Make This Shit Up.

About Me



Best Day Ever.

Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to a new era?
This is not a RickRoll

Like That, Buy That, Twenty-Fours, Ride That.

My Interests

GIT SUM

Give It Back

I'd like to meet:



Hey Ho, AstroZombies From Rockaway Beach

Shut your trap, Shitty.

Music:



Building Better Bombs
Wu-Tang Clan
Pixies
Dick Dale
New Order
Mac Lethal
Grand Buffet
HORSE The Band
T.REX
Slick Rick
The Field
Bowie
Iggy

The only thing that's mad or real about Monday

Movies:

Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey.
Land Before Time.
A Goofy Movie.
Home Alone.
The Lost Boys.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze.
Father Of The Dads.

Television:

Mario Brothers.
Arrested Development.
X-Files.
Metalocalypse.
Mr. Show.
Daily Show.
Colbert.
Chocolate News.

Books:

Adam Cadre
Johnathan Lethem
William Gibson
Tom Wolfe
Ayn Rand
Neal Stephenson
China Mieville
Alan Moore
Chuck Claustermen
Joe Haldeman
C.S. Lewis
Irvine Welsh
Chuck Pahlunik
Orson Scott Card
Philip K. Dick
Bret Easton Ellis
Neil Gaiman
Harlan Ellison
Steph Swainston

Batman
Hellboy
Sin-City
Watchmen
X-Factor
Y, The Last Man
Superfuckers

Heroes:

Batman
Egon Schiele
Walt Paper
The Orriginal Black Power-Ranger
Howard Roark
Buckminster Fuller
The Superfuckers
David Cross
Bill Hicks
David Bowie
Iggy Pop

My Blog

Not The One I Wanted

This is not the one I wanted.http://www.startribune.com/cj/story/1212466.html
Posted by ROSS DeVille on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:55:00 PST

Teddddddddy Rooooosivelt & Teh New Deal

What is your name?: ROSSAre you named after anyone?: The GG. Great Grandfather.Would you name a child of yours after you?: No, because I am never having children.If you were born a member of the oppos...
Posted by ROSS DeVille on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:37:00 PST

This is the President, welcome to the real world, that is an order!

The internet imparted this small kernal of wisdom to me..."People seem to find it easier to believe in the Devil than in God. And when one lands in hell, the worse you were in life, the stronger you w...
Posted by ROSS DeVille on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:08:00 PST

i had never met this girl so i wrote her a poem

In money-murder-apolis minnesnowdah, all of the hipsters hang out on Hennepin and Lindale avenue- and- if you- walk by in the rain rest assured they will take one or two shots at you and your, persona...
Posted by ROSS DeVille on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST