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About Me

Let's talk about myself. What kind of stuff can I put here that makes me seem self absorbed, arrogant, and feel a great sense of self-importance. Well first of all, being that the only friend I have and will have is Tom, it really doesn't matter what I put here. In fact, I can ramble on for another 2 paragraphs and it won't matter. All it will earn me is possibly a bit on the Howard Stern show with Howard telling the audience how much of a douche I am for wasting my time filling this in. Well, let's get to me. I'm a handsome, intelligent, fun loving, self loving, self loathing guy that lives in NYC. Alright, that's a lie, I'm not fun loving nor self loving. I'm on MySpace for one reason. I heard it's where all the hot chicks hang out. That's why I'm here.. cause I'm a hot chick... I'm bored, end of ramble.. or as nerds do it --I'm a douche.

My Interests

I work a whole lot and hate it so in my free time, I spend a lot of time with my favorite hobby.. Porn. I think the entire world should adopt this hobby as I seriously think it can bring peace everywhere. It's 10pm, do you know where PORN!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet as many hot chicks as possible. I'm off to a great start with Tom. The term 'hot chicks' seem a little shallow, so what I meant to say was 'sexy hoes'. Oh, and girls that are into 'naked twister'. (Naked twister is an old siberian game played during the later ice age more for survival than for entertainment. The object was to maximize the contact between significant, warmer bodily areas sans clothing in order to generate a calming sense of euphoria commonly referred by the natives as a 'twistatocia'. This later was shortened into the term 'twista' or the more commonly spelled version 'twister')

Music:

I have the most original taste in music... which happens to be the same exact stuff the first profile I randomly clicked on seems to have:Postal Service, 311, Ben Harper, Pixies, ahh hell I like music! --hellz yeah, this r0xx0z!!!1

Movies:

Need I say.. Got Porn? (or as the rich people call it, pornoligraphy sciences)

Television:

56" of screen allows the perfect viewing for television broadcasts. I subscribe to digital cable which allows me the viewing pleasure of over 200 channels as well as 100 music channels to suit even the most demanding of tastes. However, nothing captures my attention than the fine programming on the Home shopping network. (insert laugh track here)

Books:

Books to cure illiteracy. It's true, I can write at a scholarly level but can barely read pop-up books for kids. Don't laugh! The world should weep for my ironic disablility.

Heroes:

The Geico Gekko.... and Oprah.I lied, I hate that Gekko and his robot dancing ways.