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Dylan31

IT'S SUPER UNCOOL HOW I'M NOT ACCEPTED BY YOU ALL!!!

About Me


i'm Straight-Edge, i play lots of different instruments (come over and play with me sometime), i like acting, i'm a pretty femmy guy (pretty much all of my friends have always been girls). Music is very important to me. i'm a huge nerd. i'm a crazy liberal and very interested in politics. If you don't accept the fact that evolution and global warming are happening then you aren't worth talking to. To describe my personal philosophy very succinctly i am a secular humanitarian misanthropist. Yes, i know that may seem like an oxymoron but that's how it is and yes, it causes intense conflict in my brain. My friends are very important to me. i'm highly allergic to poison oak (among other plants), it is the worst affliction man has ever known. AIM=lcky7strng.
"Jesus likes banana hammocks. He would have worn them if they had them back then."
Delaina
November 12, 2005

Warning:
People denying the existence of robots may in fact be robots themselves.


Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."President Dwight D. Eisenhower April 16, 1953
"It is only the inferior thinker who hastens to explain the singular and the complex by the primitive shortcut of supernaturalism."H.P. Lovecraft
"Science Fiction is an existential metaphor that allows us to tell stories about the human condition. Issac Asimov once said, "Individual science fiction stories may seem as trivial as ever to the blinder critics and philosophers of today – but the core of science fiction, its essence … has become crucial to our salvation if we are to be saved at all.""Stargate SG1 Season 10 Episode 06 Title"200"

My Interests

Science, Music, Politics, Ladies and femmy guys, they are so pretty. Not necessarily in that order. Oh and instruments.

Climatology, Sustainability, Planetary Sciences, GIS, and Mars.

I'd like to meet:

List of wanted Friend qualities*

Smart,
Funny,
Logical,
Very Liberal,
Follows politics,
Enjoys reading,
Enjoys learning,
Enjoys discussions,
Avid science follower,
Loves music,
Must love cats,
Likes to go out and do stuff but also just sit around at home and be lazy,
Non-smoker,
Doesn't drink often or at all,
Doesn't do drugs,
Not Religious (including astrology)

*Applicants need not have all qualities listed and by no means is this a complete list.

Music:

800 Octane, A.F.I., Alkaline Trio, Anti-Flag, Aquabats, Audio Books, Bad Religion, Between the Buried and Me, Blur, Coheed and Cambria, Danny Elfman, Danzig, David Bowie, David Sandstrom, DEVO, DJ Dangermouse, Fear Before The March Of Flames, Flight Of The Conchords, Foxy Shazam, Frou Frou, Glassjaw, Head Automatica, Horse the Band, Idiot Pilot, Imogen Heap, In Flames, M83, MC Chris, Milla Jovovich, Moby, Modest Mouse, Muse, Nora, Outkast, Panic! At The Disco, Portugal. The Man, Prince, Radiohead, Rammstein, Rhapsody, Rise Against, Roisin Murphy, Saosin, Shai Hulud (Bless the Maker, and May His Passing Cleanse the World), Sigur Ros, Sparta, Talib Kweli, Terror, The Black Atlantic, The Explosion, The (international) Noise Conspiracy, The Faint, The Fall Of Troy, The Legion of Doom, The Lost Patrol, The Mars Volta, They Might Be Giants, Thursday, Tiger Army, Timbaland, Unearth, UNKLE, VNV Nation, and Zao.

R.I.P.
Abhinanda, Believing In June, Beloved, Bluebird, Boysetsfire, Brak, Gorillaz, Groovie Ghoulies, (if peeing your pants is cool then i'm) Miles Davis, N.E.R.D., Oingo Boingo, Ornette Coleman, Rage Against the Machine, Refused, TEXT, The Dead Unknown, The Nerve Agents, This Day Forward

Movies:

Kinsey, Eagle Vs. Shark, Superbad, Tron, Star Wars (the old trilogy before George Lucas ruined Star Wars), Labrynth (David Bowie's pants are awesome), Vampire movies, Johnny Depp Movies, Val Kilmer movies, Christopher Walken movies, Tim Burton movies, Bruce Campbell movies, Will Ferrell movies, and any movie with Milla Jovovich, Stargate, definately Tron, Pitch Black, Event Horizon, The Black Hole, various other horror and sci-fi movies (i am a nerd). Oh and Disney movies, Aladdin was probably the best but i like lots of the old ones too, like The Aristocats. Napoleon Dynamite, Ed Wood, Resident Evil movies, Pirates of the Carribean movies, Saved, Secretary, Super-size Me, Outfoxed, Bowling for Columbine, and Fahrenheit 911: The Temperature at which Freedom Burns, Rize, You Got Served (if only i could dance like that).

Television:

Big Love, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Flight Of The Conchords, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, So You Think You Can Dance?, American Gladiators, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Squidbillies, The Simpsons, SNL, Reno 911, Discovery Channel, Stargate Atlantis, and various other nerd shows and documentaries.

Perfect Hair Forever!!!



R.I.P.
Anything Batman that has Kevin Conroy as Batman i.e. Batman The Animated Series, Batman Gotham Knights, Batman Beyond, The Justice League, Spiderman The Animated Series, Gargoyles, Sealab 2021, Seaquest DSV, Stargate SG-1, The Awful Truth, The Brak Show (cancelled, so sad, must eat three hams to feel better), Upright Citizens Brigade,

Books:

I recommend the

Mars Trilogy by Kim Stanley Robinson

to everyone. Those are the best books i've ever read, beautiful writing, excellent plots, exquisite character development, and superb explanations of all things scientific.Also Kim Stanley Robinson's books The Years of Rice and Salt, Antarctica, and the Science in the Capital Trilogy.The Republican War On Science, Science and Geography textbooks, Natural Capitalism, Cradle to Cradle, A Peoples History of the United States, The Unsettling of America: Culture and Agriculture, Corporation Nation, political books, Animal Farm, Sci-fi books, Dune, Stranger in a Strange Land, Star Wars books, The Frog in the Well, The Tomten and the Fox, and various Dr. Suess.

Heroes:

My cat Black Dylan, Congressman Earl Blumenauer is my fashion hero, and Will Ferrell is my comedic hero.

My Blog

Lieberman-Warner Climate Security Act of 2007

The following is my letter to Senator Gordon Smith. You should write your senators asking them to support and co-sponser Senate Bill 2191 also known as the Lieberman-Warner Climate Security Act of 2...
Posted by Dylan31 on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:41:00 PST

California State Supreme Court Strikes Down Gay Ban

All you right-wing and religious nutcases need to realize just because a group of people has democratically voted to endorse discrimination doesn't make it right. If this country is to be what it wa...
Posted by Dylan31 on Thu, 15 May 2008 02:06:00 PST

State of Affairs

So where has all the day gone?And why are my lungs aching when I breathe?Is there something wrong with the heat?Why am I so cold?And my heart feels sickAnd it hurts when I speakAnd this is not what I...
Posted by Dylan31 on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:06:00 PST

Eagle Vs. Shark

Everyone should watch Eagle Vs. Shark it is an excellent movie. Go rent it. It has Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords and he looks like Gunther but without the mustache in it. It is hilariously ...
Posted by Dylan31 on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:47:00 PST

CNN.com the liars

CNN.com’s Election Center 2008 is showing clinTON in the lead by over 30% which is highly misleading. I recommend people to go and send them messages urging them to change what they have done...
Posted by Dylan31 on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:51:00 PST

Slumber Parties, Onesies, and Board Games

Ok, now that it is time to start getting cold and rainy i think it's time for Slumber Parties.  We have enough onesies for three other people, or you could buy you own onesies at Target for $12....
Posted by Dylan31 on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:54:00 PST

On another note

The human form.  It is art and so very beautiful.  The lines, curves, tastes, smells, they are all beautiful.  Sometimes i don't think there is anything that could ever be better than ...
Posted by Dylan31 on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:29:00 PST

Its time to be emo

I just want to say thank you to all the beautiful people in my life.  By this i don't mean those who are physically appealing, although, to those of you who i'm speaking of you are.  Maybe ...
Posted by Dylan31 on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

JESUS SHARK!!!!

Shark pup result of 'virgin birth'And then there were four... Here's the scenario: three sharks are in a tank, all three are female and all were captured when they were sexually immature babies. Th...
Posted by Dylan31 on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:51:00 PST

Stupid Printers

What's the deal with Printers? Am i Right? Am i Right? Seriously, we have all this technology, we can put a man on the moon, we can manipulate the DNA of plants and animals in labs to create frank...
Posted by Dylan31 on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:17:00 PST