Chris

I'm the single dad of three evil hoodlums (their coming along quite nicely), who leads a completely drama free exsistance and am loving every minute of it. I recently woke from a fifteen year coma,and let me tell you,it was just in time. All I remember now is a re-occuring nightmare of lies, mistrust and hurt. I thought I was going insane till I figured out it wasn't me. Someone once told me "You fear no consequences".But they said it like that's a bad thing. There's nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide and concsequences are a direct result of your actions.....dumbass! If your not willing to take a punch don't start the fight. I have a twisted sence of humor that usually leaves me looking like a freak to the more precious among us. I can't stand sensitive people. If you don't like the toon change the station. Find something more suitable for your pansy ass and don't fuck with my world. I like it just the way it is. And if I've already offended you we can "work together" to Google the tallest building or bridge around you. We can make the world a better place, it would just require a small leap from you. When I'm not playing "Super Dad" kick'n it with the brats eating Play-do, you'll find me at a concert or out supporting our local music seen. Yes, I said OUR music seen, even though half you fuckers never show up. Put you dicks back in your pants, turn the computer off and get your ass down to the club. Maybe just maybe, if there's a drunk enough ho, you could get someone else to touch it for you. Chicks are always welcome, shit the more the marrier, and don't worry about the assholes above, I'll be there to protect you. We have some awesome local talent and killer bands from everywhere come to town all the time. Even if your not down with the music it's always a great party with genuine people. And last but not least, to all you "ladies", and I use the term very (for the) loosely, with the web cams.... The only picture I want to see from it is the one taken from deep within your colon after you've shoved it as far up your ass as it will go. Sluts can only be even mildly entertaining if thier bobbing in your lap.