ROSS

i like shootin pool, and i like throwin darts. i like going to the junkyard and lookin for parts. i like shootin my guns in the dark. i like to hangout in the trailer park. i got used tires for sale in good shape. i got every dukes of hazard episode on tape. i like to dip, and i like to spit. i like talking on the phone while i'm takin a shit. i like my out of date hair-do. i like pickin my nose and gettin tattoos. i like drinkin beer while i work on my car. i like to drink beer and piss in my yard. i like to burp, and i like to fart. i like pickin up girls when i go to wal-mart. last night i went to bed with a buzz, i dreamed i was drinkin, i woke up and i was. i'll be a drunk redneck until the day i'm dead. i drink beer with my breakfast and before i go to bed. i like to fish, and hunt when i'm drunk. i like to fuck in the back of my truck.