Mr. Fat Uncle Jessie profile picture

Mr. Fat Uncle Jessie

Word!

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andrew Rodriguez
Birthday: 03-06-1984
Birthplace: Denver, CO
Current Location: Pueblo
Eye Color: blownish black
Hair Color: black hair
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Spanish, polish, russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: millitary boots
Your Weakness: Pussy
Your Fears: Deing by burning to death
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting a good tour for the band this year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: thats cool
Thoughts First Waking Up: girls
Your Best Physical Feature: face, chest and legs
Your Bedtime: 5 am
Your Most Missed Memory: goofing off with my group of friends from hs
Pepsi or Coke: coke fuck pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither both taste like shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanillia
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: I used too
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: sometimes
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes but i get bord easy
Do you want to go to College: Im in college jack ass
Do you want to get Married: who knows i just let shit flow
Do you belive in yourself: Dont care
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: yep
Do you get along with your Parents: at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, and the sax
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No one thus far has caught my intrest
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yup
In the past month have you been on Stage: yup we had a show monday
In the past month have you been Dumped: in high school
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup
Ever been Drunk: many times
Ever been called a Tease: i have been called a playa
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yup years ago
How do you want to Die: Heart attack
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Im already there
What country would you most like to Visit: NORWAY, SWeden, Finland, and THe uk
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: any excpet grey
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'1-5'10
Weight: 100ibs to 135
Best Clothing Style: any
Number of Drugs I have taken: alot in the past
Number of CDs I own: over 700
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: noyb
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You're Morbid Angel. To see past the secure
foundations of convention and into an entirely
new state of being demands the strength,
conviction and true sense of purpose possessed
only by a chosen few. They are the innovators,
the leaders, the ones who transcend perceived
limitations. In their decade-plus reign as
death metal's leading creative force, MORBID
ANGEL have consistently succeeded in shattering
the musical, spiritual and ideological
boundaries of extreme music while
unquestionably retaining their core element of
brutal and inspirational excellence.
What extreme metal band are you?
brought to you by QuizillaI really enjoy playing jazz guitar aside from metal its complex and intelligent I enjoy it. I have a 3 guitars, and they a gibson Explorer, BC Rich Mocking Bird, Warrior Custom Guitar, and I have a Gretch guitar. Classical is cool but i find it boaring excpet i do use Melodic minor scales on songs i write and use parts of master pieces in my solos. I used bachs minuet in our instrumental song. Flamenco Is a blast Malaguena is a great song to play when I board. I pretty much play every style basics of most. I play in the band Elctrikchair and my dead side project vaginal bloodclot.
Which Black Metal musician are You? (10 possible results)
brought to you by QuizillaI like the party and drinking, i do outdoors stuff, play all forms of guitar(styles), Go to concerts and shows,romantic type, weight lifting, and working (yes a job) darkfuneral6667 on aol.
Hercules
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
brought to you by Quizilla
You are a Power metalhead. You listen to Iced
Earth and the like.
What type of metalhead are you?
brought to you by Quizilla..

Pimp out your webpage with PimpWebpage

.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests


. You scored as Demon. Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.

Demon


100%

Dragon


83%

WereWolf


75%

Mermaid


58%

Angel


58%

Faerie


42%
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
created with QuizFarm.com

Likes: Power metal, black Metal(no not cradle of fries or demon Burger), Glam Metal, Thrash Metal, NWOBHM(if you listen to metal you would know what that means, Doom Metal, Death Metal(yes melodic death Metal), Gore Metal, Intelligence, Varnished, Women,Shredding on the guitar(I over do it and when I am bord, I play alot of Steve vai and Yngwie Malmsteen), Metal, Sex, Fitness, Meeting bands and fans, Vampires, Vikings, Heathenism, Vodka, parties, playing shows, Pizza, Taco Bell, Genuine metalers(mall metalers and hxc kids can go hang them selves), hanging out, guitar, Reading ann rice, Chineese Food.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever is a decent person ... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..object width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Whatever

My Blog

Im changing

 I feel things have changed in the past few days to make me relize that life is total bullshit. I have found people who I thought supported me were two faced shit talkers(Dont deny it you who you...
Posted by Jake is fucking dead on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:56:00 PST

Rules of metal

Here are various lists of "Rules" for different genres of metal. I hope you find them as amusing as I do =P 101 Rules of Black metal  1. Don't be gay. 2. Be "true". 3. All people who arent "true...
Posted by Jake is fucking dead on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 11:55:00 PST

my lame girlfriend application for the pathetic lol!

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Jake is fucking dead on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST