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Joaquin Disaster

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Im an alright guy I suppose, unconcievably unorganized, irresponsible, loud, thoughtful, Jack of most trades, bud burnin, coffee drinkin, wigger who doesnt put much into his outside appearance, sorry im too busy trying to work on the inside... open minded, like good times good people who are not dumb...and can keep up with me (the few and the close). I am also a WORKAHOLIC at this point of my life...i work everyday, no days off, sometimes i even work twice a day....I am also on a routine of being at work by 4 am, so i am re training my body to wake up and sleep earlier... oh and my back hurts...

My Interests

Coffee, American Spirits, Music, Moderate drug use, I really enjoy talking to like minded people, and just analyzing shit, phillosiphizing about every day stuff...alot of hours spent laughing at the non stop comedy that is the world. It's like comedy central without commercials...funny A$$ scenarios happen all around you, you just gotta pull the dark humor out of it.

I'd like to meet:

THE ONES THAT CAN SHOW ME THE WAY TO MY DESTINY, AND HELP ME GROW TOGETHER WITH THEM. THEN COME TO THE PLAYA WITH ME AND SEE OUR HOME. Now a days, my only requirement is people who are employed...i have come to really disagree, despise and get aggitated with FREE LOADERS, LEACHES OF SOCIETY. My motto is to strive for self sufficiencey, because relying on other human beings for assistance is a horrible habbit... if you eat, get a job, if you sleep somewhere, get a FUCKIN JOB!...NOTHING IS FREE!!!!, so for goodness sakes stop having others pay your way...and after those requirements are met... i would also like to meet Females that are down to kick it and go out on adventures, people who know the right people, MORRISSEY, and old friends.

Music:

Morrissey, the smiths, old Metallica, sublime, the Mentors, cheapskate, Oz, Operation Ivy, sex pistols, ZBS, redemption 87, OLD AFI, Sworn vengeance, Dropkick Murphys, Ludacris, Suga free, Bubba Sparxx, twista, ghetto boys, Rick James BITCH, prince, Elvis, ramones, GNR, slayer, brujeria, Lowlife, Slambodians, Destroyed Youth, Atmosphere, Oldies, Manson (OLDER), DRI, Bob Marley, Pato Banton, Al Green, Marvin Gay, Tech N9ne, 2pac, biggie, Dmx, peaches n cream, Dune, happy hardcore when im fuuuuuuuuuuucked up : )+)

Movies:

Labrynth, Falling Down, Butterfly effect, little monsters, fear and loathing, Headwig and the angry inch, Quinten terintio flicks, Salton sea, In the mouth of madness, American History X, fight club, Pirates of the carribean, SLC punk, sid and nancy, anything with cumshots....

Television:

Animal planet, TLC, Sunday Night Sex Talk (on the oxygen channel...U NEED TO SEE IT at least once) simpson die hard for life, futurama, family guy, sea lab 2021, aqua tean hunger force, funny comedians,

Books:

Dont read enough...but i do enjoy the vampire chronicles...favorites are tale of the body thief and Memnoch the devil, i did enjoy othello and Hamlet especially in school, death of a salesman ( I AM Willy Lowman) and anything that is theological or philisophical, and interesting peoples biographys.

Heroes:

MY Mom, No one else could have done it....and rick james

My Blog

fallen soldiers...

i never mean to do harm...(except to a very limited and justified situations)...but if you are suffering from my presence....by all means there is the door...but your memmory will live on, and i ...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:16:00 PST

Check out this video: ATMOSPHERE - GOD LOVES UGLY

ATMOSPHERE - GOD LOVES UGLY
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

link to moped i want...yeah

http://kidsonroll.com/Mopeds/150cc4StrokeMoped.php hells ya mofo's ...and i cant fuckin wait !!!!!!!!...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

joke...i liked it....

((( Jesus decides to go make a turn in the paradise in order to find his father. Jesus goes from cloud to cloud when suddenly he sees a little old man sitting quietly and carving a piece of wood. Jesu...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 08:54:00 PST

trying to find a balance...

well, just droppin a line on one of the few moments i am on this "space O mine"...anyhoo, to all that care, im doin alright...work work work, and getting by "with a little help from my friends"...well...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

out in nevada

what up all...im not here...or there...im out of my natural habitat in a zero tolerance state....a seed is a felony.... just lettin all you people that i am alive an my celly is on, but no sevice out...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why dont you find out for yourself....

(thank you to stephen patrick...Im not alone) I just cant stop it from playing in my head for about a week now so if i do this it may help.... The sanest days are mad why dont you find out for you...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

older shades of self

"close your eyes" you gotta close your minds to take part in their sanctuary after death independant thoughts will be your key to hell and damnation Your merrits on earth are meaningless to the ign...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

post disowned (I love my grandpa)

I aint noones fault and noone can be blamed for me so check your baggage at the door and drop the animosity and to the emporer the jester gives a gift with no intent of disrespect or censorship ab...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shades of self....

5/10/04 what happened to the girl I once knew? or was it a fabrication un-true? how could SHE let A advance to B ask for an answer, but my scars are all i see He was right again, they DO freeze...
Posted by Joaquin Disaster on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST