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Jason Robert

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About Me

I am the man, behind the man, behind the man; or if you prefer, I am people that know people I was the character basis for the movie "Zoolander" If I were to be described by a movie in the bed, it would be "Gone In 60 Seconds" My life is a dichotomy, luckily the two parts get alongI am a straight up kinda guy who likes his football and many other sports just like anybody else, but I set myself apart in many ways. I do keep a healthy balance and keep my brain and heart just as active as my "guy" side. I am self-assured and humble, and far from being self-absorbed. My time at the gym has payed off, but I want you to see that my inner being is just as good as the outer self. I am ambitious and make an effort to make the most of my life. I have quite the engaging personality and am not one of those that hide behind a veil of "coolness" ... I have a large circle of friends and acquaintances and they know that I would do anything for them without hesitation. I am an avid reader, mountain bike enthusiast, like hiking at state parks, ready to take a trip at the drop of a hat. I can phlilosophize over a pint, romanticize with Sinatra and act a fool just to bring a smile to your face.Get Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View SlideshowGet Your Own! | View Slideshow
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My Interests

Love taking the convertible as seen in profile picture out for evening rides , working out, spending time with friends and family, taking my lovable dog to the park, and taking it to the trails on my mountain bike. Get me outside and I am happy. Travel- The Outer Banks(I want to live on Ocracoke Island one day, if you have not been there you will surely go with me and see all of the appeal), Cape Cod and Martha's Vineyard, banana winds are blowing me towards the Carribean or Key West at the least. Around town you can find me at Playmaker's doing karaoke or at the Hibernian getting frisky with girls...good times!.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..This is the party in Columbia, SC for my birthday, aka Saint Patrick's Day Pinkie ring worth about fitty bling*bling! "How about you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up!" My pirate name is: Captain Bess Flint Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org. ......

I'd like to meet:

I am up for meeting people that can bring some life to the party. In a female, simply put, I'd like to meet a woman that is mostly angel and part devil to make things interesting. All the rest is what many of us has heard before: outgoing, attractive, humorous, intelligent, adventerous, big-hearted, carefree... Oh yeah, I want to meet the person that knows how to correctly spell *insert here* (beeotch, biatch, beeyotch, etc)Roo sleeping on the job as copilot of the Firebird

Music:

Jack Johnson, Linkin Park, Counting Crows, Staind, Korn, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Chevelle, Pearl Jam, 311, Alice In Chains, Stone Temple Pilots, Velvet Revolver, Nirvana, Weezer, DMB, Collective Soul, Better Than Ezra, Incubus, Godsmack, CKY, HIM, Disturbed, System of a Down, Pantera, Three Doors Down, Nickleback, Snow Patrol, Coldplay, Garden State Sndrk, Jimmy Buffett, Frank Sinatra, James Taylor, Van Morrison, Jimmy Thackery and the Drivers, Jeff Buckley, Edwin McCain, Billy Joel... What Dave Matthews Band Song Are You (Results Contain Pictures)?
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Movies:

I love anything with John Cusack, Jack Black or Adam Sandler, Blazing Saddles, Garden State, Sin City, Outside Providence, Goodfellas, Kevin Smith movies, and anything scary. Car movies such as Bullitt, Two Lane Blacktop, and American Graffitti. Here is a quote from Outside Providence and so very true "Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies."......

Television:

I am glued to the TV, either at home or at the Ale House, for College Football or watching my boys the Panthers. Other than that not too much TV but like My Name is Earl, Viva la Bam, Seinfeld.......

Heroes:

My parents remain my heroes, especially my dad as he still romances my mom after being married for 36+ years. My high school football/wrestling coach because he gives so much of himself after facing so much personal adversity in his life.
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My Blog

The truth about Scott's sexual orientation

It seems that many people are taking shots at me for my engaging picture, but remember that I was the one that decided to post said picture. "He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first." Thomas...
Posted by Jason Robert on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 04:36:00 PST

Columbia is scandalous!

I know that many of you have seen the comments, so I must clarify the matters at hand.  I have to suppress all of the rumors and idle chatter that has spread from the resulting trip to Columbia t...
Posted by Jason Robert on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 02:00:00 PST

Birthday trip to Columbia, SC

For the past three years I have done the same thing for my birthday, go to 518 West(my favorite restaurant in Raleigh) for dinner with friends and head to an Irish Pub for drinks and debauchery. ...
Posted by Jason Robert on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 07:48:00 PST

I'm a big dumb animal!

Anybody that knows me is aware that I have a lot of fun with my dog.  He is well-trained, but when I want to I can get him going and running around like a wild man.  Well tonight I did just ...
Posted by Jason Robert on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 08:56:00 PST

12 reasons to get off MySpace

12 reasons to get off MySpace1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but...
Posted by Jason Robert on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 07:27:00 PST

MySpace Real Men of Genius

"Today we salute you, Mr. MySpace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. You had to pimp y...
Posted by Jason Robert on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:01:00 PST

A Valentine to Lloyd Dobler

This is an article published in the N&O from February 2004 and is a perennial favorite of mine.  Special thanks to my friend Jennifer, who is a writer for the N&O, for retrieving this for...
Posted by Jason Robert on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:46:00 PST

Ten Commandments for Pet Owners

Warning: you may tear up upon reading this Ten Commandments for Pet Owners 1.      My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful....
Posted by Jason Robert on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:07:00 PST

Some people

For those of you that know me, I also host a karoke show on Tuesday nights at Playmaker's.  I have a lot of fun doing it and my outgoing personality make it fun for all.  There are a few reg...
Posted by Jason Robert on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 09:14:00 PST

How bad do I feel today?

I am hungover and have to be here at work, not a good combo.  One crazy night last night as I ran the gamut of beverages...beer, random shots, tequila shots and of course Captain Morgan has to ma...
Posted by Jason Robert on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 07:59:00 PST