I Love: (not necessarily in this order) Beer, Sex, Movies, push pops, the word 'Rad', Chinese people, midgets, rain, clear objects, cake, dwarfs, stand-up (Mitch Hedberg, Brian Regan...), remembering the eighties but not living in them, writing, the smell of cocoa butter, fat people with a good sense of humor, cake, the history channel, being naked on a beanbag chair and eating cheetos, and yada-yada-yada...I Hate: Typing profiles, the phrase "yada-yada-yada", people who drive slow in the fast lane, people who slow down in the acceleration lane, MTV, the morning after, cops, politicians, Eddie Murphy's latest movies, bottled water, chinese people, racism, the suburban thug, commercials in the theaters, that "google" is now a verb, daytime talk shows, the internet, re-runs, Hair bands, and burnt toast.
Deep Thought for now - "Whether they find life there or not, I think jupiter should be considered an enemy planet."
all of them