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daddys little crenshaw melon

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my small dogs & i are currently working on a plan for world domination, seeing as i am the center of the universe its only fitting. i enjoy poisoning pigeons in the park, making fun of people, & fighting. i cant spell, have zero memory, & im obnoxious. i support nudest colonies, babies on spikes, & being lazy. i come with a warning label

i am honestly a liar & a fake, people either love me or hate me. im not so good at being a nice person but sometimes it really is my intention. dont have high expectations of me b/c ill prob disappoint you but if you can get over all my character flaws im one of the most awesome people i know

My Interests

*guitar hero (its like crack!) *rocks (yeah imm a nerd who collects them) *music *gum *pink *diet coke *sea world *shiny objects *t-shirts w/inappropriate sayings *waves *people watching *printed socks *straws *flowers *petting zoos *taking my picture w/things *glow-in-the-dark stuff *people who still wear fanny packs *swing dancing *listening to drunk karaoke *collecting shot glasses *tetris *hula hooping *art *tattoos *muscle cars *working out *going to the lake *dirt bikes *shopping *shooting guns *booze *shoes *archery *bowling *playing bocce *scuba diving *whacking golf balls *pin-ups *vegas *scottish boys in kilts *make-up *guyliner *naked chicks *stars *skinny dipping in the jacuzzi *

I'd like to meet:

*i hate all of you unless told otherwise go run head first into traffic

Music:


Movies:

juno, rocky horror picture show, night at the roxburry, super bad, casino, monty python, boondock saints, saw, napoleon dynamite, anchor man, fight club, grandmas'boy, wedding crashers, zoolander, full metal jacket,spinal tap, super troopers, those fantastic sports disaster crashes

Television:

so you think you can dance,UFC, scrubs, robot chicken! desperate housewives, las vegas, family guy, american dad, squidbillies,

Books:

bunny suicides, cloudy with a chance of meatballs,

Heroes:

spider man, the mafia, & the people who invented potatos in a box

My Blog

random things; possibly steming from my A.D.D.

*update: it has been brought to my attention that all this time i have been laying awake at night pondering all these random questions, some magical person has been writing a book w/all the answers! i...
Posted by daddys little crenshaw melon on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:24:00 PST

deep thoughts from midges magical mind

i wish there was a light up beacon and secret meeting place at some underground coffee house for all the people who cant sleepso sometimes i wonder about you guys. (i dont mean males specifically) but...
Posted by daddys little crenshaw melon on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:16:00 PST

CHARACTER FLAWS/ TAG

tag! youre it! you have to tell some things about yourself that no one else would know then tag 6 of your friends.WIERD THINGS ABOUT MYSELF1. I REARANGE THE EGGS SO THEY ARE USED EVENLY2. IN...
Posted by daddys little crenshaw melon on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

join the club

i love, but still think it's funny, that i encounter people that drive a jeep and wave at me. it's like "oh you drive a jeep! me too! lets be friends!" i never got that in any other car i owned. i had...
Posted by daddys little crenshaw melon on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST