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Cobra Ni

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About Me

I held the title of British Kickboxing Champion.
I fought for my country in the same sport.
My music has been played on Radio 1.
I've appeared in the magazines I daydreamed of being in as a kid.
I'm not doing too bad, but there's still so much more to do.

My Interests


My girl

My band

A man named Ian Curtis

I'd like to meet:

Daniel Johns

Music:


Essential records
Joy Division - 'Closer'
Glassjaw - 'Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Silence'
Silverchair - 'Diorama'
Hopesfall - 'The Satellite Years'
Poison The Well - 'The Opposite Of December'
The Beach Boys - 'Pet Sounds'
Jeff Buckley - 'Grace'
Nirvana - 'In Utero'
Sigur Rós - 'Takk'
Fiona Apple - 'Tidal'
Converge - 'Jane Doe'
J.R. Ewing – ‘Maelstrom’

Television:

Lost

Books:

All the Dave Pelzer books
'Touching From a Distance'
'Conversations With God'
Currently reading 'They F*** You Up'
Then I'm gonna read 'The Average American Male'
And then 'Inside the Music of Brian Wilson'

Heroes:




"Fuck me I have just seen the filthiest bit of dirty ever. Her back end would have been taken clean out, no questions asked!! I love cunt! X"
- From Anon (name witheld due to conflicting girlfriend interests) via txt 10:42am, 5th June 2007

My Blog

The other side of the coin.

I feel compelled to write a blog; an update; almost a 'Dear Diary' I suppose. Right now my life is busier than I can ever remember it being, and I'm happier than I can recall being in ages. New Year's...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:13:00 PST

Success story: A diffinitive?

I find that peoples general perception of success follows two standard paths: The career path School - school - school - college - university - career The family path School - school - school - relati...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:53:00 PST

Perspective


Posted by Cobra Ni on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:46:00 PST

The Re-Occuring Themes of the Paul Towers Affect

Friends of Paul Towers unite! This blog is a forum for everybody to share their experiences whilst in his company. I'm going to simply kick this off with a few photos and pose the question - is t...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:34:00 PST

2006 - in review.

I think all in all I'll be glad to kiss 2006 goodbye, but I'll be thankful that I made it to the end. February was some of the most regretable times of my life. Handled a situation terribly and h...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Dear Ni...

Right kids, copy and paste what you see below and fill in the gaps. This is fucking gay but I am feeling like a bit of a gay right now. Dear _________, I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me ...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

Scientific fish brain!

introducing...Elizabeth Elizabeth, Ni Ni Ni and the scientific fish brain!!!!we can't acutally remember what we have to write as our brains aren't working on the left side. we are now 50 years old we ...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST

I ♥ Propaganda

We get to Panache and I suggest that Leigh sucks cock... ...and then I suggest that Izzy is a dickhead... ...which she doesn't take kindly to and runs in to the arms of Joe as I Leigh talk talk...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

Kill all vegans dead!

Lately I've found myself judging peoples levels of academic and emotional intelligence based on their attitude towards animal welfare, and so far my  theory rings true. I'm not suggesting that an...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:22:00 PST

Mally took me to Platinum Club.

Last night, Mally took his boy for a treat. He took me into his brothers lap dancing club where we drank beer, watched some girls do some well talented stuff on the pole, chatted to the girls who were...
Posted by Cobra Ni on Sat, 06 May 2006 09:54:00 PST