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Curtis

Gonna fuck you in the ass, make you fart out your mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

I have no life. I whittle carvings of whiskey bottles and James Earl Jones out of soap and fireplace ashes. Punk is not happy hardcore you retards. Me get free money. Committed relationships are the anit-christs of 20-year-olds. Fruity Loops is a funny name for awesomeness. My brother and cousins are the shit. Me get in car crash, worry about iPod first; me not want lose first shitty tracks I make. I have the power to make virgins say yes. Music production saved my sanity and is my life, bitch. I eat babies. "I'll be happy till the day I die, I smile each day and I don't ever cry. Feeling sad is such a waste of time. So just be happy. Just try" lol Brisk and Vagabond remix. Dj Fetus = my highschool nickname and raver name. The Recluse = cuz I'm a hermit and maintain minimum contact with the outside world besides the internets. Aquarius 3 = Zodiac and Lucky number. Direct Current = Direct is Dan, Current is Curtis, simple, eh? Bootfuck & Tonic = Bootfuck is from Kingdom Hearts raft, rofl, Tonic is from Gin & Tonic. ALL chicks are my type. My music profile is my primary one. Stop looking at this one. It sucks. www.myspace.com/djfetusfish
I'm a whore
My music profile

My Interests

Porn. Hardcore. They go together.

I'd like to meet:

Naked chicks. Naked raver chicks. Naked fat chicks. Naked redheads. Naked cats.

Music:



Hardcore. Hardcoreforya.net Country sucks. Rap sucks.

Movies:

Poolhall Junkies. Buying the Cow. Auditions from Beyond. The one of me from our party with the GODDAMN DJ DREW DERVIATIVE, IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!

Television:

COUPLING & JOHNNY TEST FTW!!!

Books:

Fl Studio manual :P, The Belgariad, your mom naked.

Heroes:

Jen-Jen, Sam, Drew, and all my music toppers.

My Blog

Schooling

So I just got finished with my week-long class, and I'm now a certified fiber optics installer.  Now to get me more cheese.
Posted by Curtis on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 02:09:00 PST

AIM screen name for Dj Fetus

Is djfetushardcore That's for anyone who wants to get in touch with me on AIM about music and producing and promoting and sex. Well ok just music. But I do like to hear from the girls that are fans of...
Posted by Curtis on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

The party at The Spot

From the minute Drew landed in Seattle to the time we dropped him back off it has been an amazing rollercoaster of a good time for me!  This weekend and the party has been one of the highlights o...
Posted by Curtis on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:03:00 PST

Keep forgetting that stuff happens!!!

Ok, I suck at keeping up with the blog thing.  Honestly most of my time spent on this is now at work since I've gotten the new computer (Dell 2.8 Dual-core, bitches!), and that eats up a lot of m...
Posted by Curtis on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST

Jen made me do it, but I don't mind =P

Now that you opened this you have been tagged. Now you have to post a blog telling 6 things about you just like I had to do right now: 1. Most of the new friends I've made recently have all been throu...
Posted by Curtis on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:09:00 PST

Life as far....overall, HELLZ YEAH!!!

Been a while since I made a blog about lifeness, so I thought I'd start making some shizzle go down.  The car is gone, had a rental for a month, now i've got a company car, which is so fucking co...
Posted by Curtis on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 06:33:00 PST

For Richelle

So the collision center gave me a call today.  The car is totalled beyond repair.  Since I passed a graveyard on my way home, I thought I would make use of the inspiration.     ...
Posted by Curtis on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST

Can't kill me that easily!!!

So I just got home from my first major accident.  Apparently the tow truck driver thought they would call it totalled for sure, so I may be getting a new car. Anyways, I be driving home from wo...
Posted by Curtis on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:28:00 PST

X-MAS HAUL!!

SO I thought I'd take this opportunity to brag about my Christmas to ya'll!!  Started off at Dad's house, and spent the night there.  After that went to Mom's and hung out with the rest of t...
Posted by Curtis on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 10:23:00 PST

Damn awesome news!!!

Sup peeps.  There should be a few more of yaz now that I actually have gotten SOMEWHAT serious about this myspace bullshit and started adding people.  Work is going awesome, but I found out ...
Posted by Curtis on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 03:48:00 PST