[Maz]

k, first things first, im not here to meet new people more to keep in contact with my friends so if you have just stumbled upon this site, please, wipe your feet, have a look around, but don’t leave anything behind. Im doing a degree in Photography and wanna travel the world taking photos of extreme sports… anyhoo, back home Im a cheerleader for the Plymouth Raiders Basketball squadron, a dj and I work in an aussie nightclub that is not called walkabout, but kularoos which I believe is ancient aborigional for quivering toenail, where we dance on the bar coyote ugly style. I like to write songs and eat cheese and mayo but not at the same time, ah hell no! I enjoy a whole host of sports with the slightly more apocalyptic mantle of “extreme”, sports, included in this category are, surfing, wakeboarding, snowboarding, BMX, scuba diving, etc etc etc, I have an extensive range of shite ranging from candles to little flags and am the proud owner of over one hundred dust infested “cuddly” toys. I like shells…not the people the underwater homes of defenceless sea creatures. I also have some incredible talents such as balloon modelling, custard filled welly winging, plus im also very bendy, and have been known to annoy hundreds of people at one time armed with only an air horn and a few cans of butane. Im a nifty shot with a firearm, handy for drive….err…thru’s, I have a strange obsession with bubblewrap and bouncy castles. im not entirely sure anyone who read this far has wrong with them, especially due to the fact that I made it quite clear that I only really wanna talk to people I already know…thus deeming this entire paragraph ultimately useless…unless you are in fact a friend of mine, if so love ya… that is all buhbye now.