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Chris

I didn't get this far bein' pretty.

About Me

The most valuable lesson I've learned is that life is merely the continuous RE-discovery of the fact that you are completely full of shit. If you're one of those people who thinks they have it all figured out, then you just haven't thought about it enough.We are all merely pods of concsiousness in a sea of turmoil. Resist dogma and do not submit. Allow yourself ( if you have the opportunity) to be an amorphous blob, ever changing, ever improving.I'm just trying to find the "real me" inside the me I was taught to be from childhood. I don't mind saying or doing stupid things, because I know that tomorrow I'll say or do something so much stupider that people will forget what I did today.I wake up everyday and poke myself to make sure I'm still alive, then I get up and go exploring. You can explore just about anywhere because you really don't have to be the same person everyday, so all your surroundings can be looked at differently each day. Man, that was so STUPID!! I love it.

My Interests

I like to do drawrings, read books, snowboard, bicycle, suck at guitar and collect boogers that bear a strange resemblance to celebrities. I have a full set-up for printing T-shirst, so if anyone has a garage they're not using email me and we'll turn the world upside down with ink and cotton. I used to like to fish, but then I got a conscience about killing the little fellas, and now I like my food already killed and wrapped in plastic for me beforehand. I also like to hang out with my friends and drink beer, philosophize, goof off and drink beer. Occaisionally, with the right mixture of contaminants in my bloodstream, I will try to talk my friends into streaking, but usually I'm the only one who ends up doing it. I also enjoy avoiding concensus reality like the plague. I'm really into trying to figure out how to live without making money. So far I've got it down to about $700 a month. If I could kick this pesky eating habit, I'd be down to about $400.

I'd like to meet:

My guru..... and hot smart freaky ladies. Truly, I got on here because I'm sure there are interesting people inside this computer monitor somewhere. I figure why not broaden my scope of ideas beyond those afforded me by my daily routines.

Music:

I like Cracker, The Talking Heads, G. Love, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, the Pixies, white stripes, Rocket Sugery and Hence, the Black Eye. Oh, and Hank Williams Sr., Willie Nelson should be president, Dwight Yoakam should be Pope, David Byrne should be elected God, and Jeff Buckley was a Prophet. Also, Weezer ain't bad, and screw you if you think otherwise. And of course Pink Floyd and Zeppelin, yada yada. Basically I respect anybody who gets up and tries to convey TRUTH through voice, lyrics and guitar. I'd be remiss if I didn't mention Stevie Ray Vaughan. Did I leave out Johnny Cash? Thats a travesty. That's enough for now. I'll add more later

Movies:

Two words ----- Cohen Brothers

Television:

My favorite station is that one where the screen is black and there's no sound whatsoever. I love that station. It's the only one I ever watch.

Books:

"Ishmael" and "The Story of B" are two books by Daniel Quinn. If everyone on the planet read them, this would be a dramatically different world. Separate Reality by Carlos Castaneda, Power of Now by Eckart Tolle, pretty much anything by Herman Hesse, Dancing Wu Li Masters fucked up my head for awhile. Physics of the Soul by Amit Goswami, Tibetan Book of Living and Dying, Confessions of an Economic Hitman will tell you alot about the f'd up shit we've done in South America. Tipping Point is a good socialogical study of how people get stupider in large groups. Anything that gives me even the slightest hope that humanity may avert disaster and realize our true potential. That's good stuff.

Heroes:

All my current freinds. All my future freinds. Anyone who's died for what they believe in. Anyone who's lived for what they believe in.

My Blog

Give the People What They Want  More Reality TV

If anyone has connections in Hollyweird, please put me in touch with them. I have two ideas for reality TV shows which are sure-fire hits with today's savvy vieweres.IDEA #1American Idiots. In this re...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:37:00 PST

I Scratch my Chin and Wonder

Does anyone ever consider the peculiarities of life as a humanoid in the dilineated area known as the United States of America. I can only speak for life in the United States of America because I have...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:53:00 PST

I wear stupid hats.

I have several really stupid looking hats, and I wear them all the time. If you live in my hood here in Denver, you know it's a rare sighting to see me without one of my stupid hats. So, I have t...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

What I want. The rant of a madman.... or a san one.

Have you ever sat down and really talked to anyone about what you want out of life? Do you believe that every human has a purpose to fulfill?  Or is it just the luxury of a member of an affluent ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST

The amazing power of creativity.

Does anyone ever think about the infinite possibilities hovering in potentia wiating to be actualized by the free will of human consciousness? Ah, me neither. Like for instance the fact that right now...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 11:19:00 PST