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(not your parents boot's)

Not filthy rich-but b!tch I'm barely broke

About Me

Thanks Meg for the awesome south park caricature....You want to find out? Ask me some questions. I have been accused of being the "coolest guy in hollywood" by a bunch of retards, and I love my mom. If you want to know more, ask me... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Crip Walking, looking in the mirror, hanging out with Paolo, Doing the hokey pokey, throwing up gang signs, Satire, reading, all sports, working out, driving escorts, baking cookies for retarded midgets, making clothes for homeless people, donating building materials for my home country of Botswana, narcolepsy, gout, irish jigs, learning obscene sign language gestures, learning swear words in different dialects, running "The Billy Zabka Fan Club of The San Fernando Valley"

I'd like to meet:

fucking cheesedicks whose myspace pages cause my laptop to crash...you are all fucking tools and everyone can tell, no self-respecting person would have dragons and fairys on thier page...I want to meet Rocky Dennis, you know, the guy from that movie "Mask" with Cher. I don't want to meet stupid people who put way toooo much shit on thier myspace page (a bunch of pics, annoying pop-ups, too much background) whatever man, you are not seeming any more creative, have you never heard that less is more, a song or a pic is cool, but lay off all the other shit. Baby's Mammas, world champion CRIP WALKERS, drunk little people, anyone with a motorcycle and a side car, ventrilquist dummies, people with gout, people who would rather risk dying by having thier stomach stapled instead of exercising and watching what you eat, pilgrims (pirates are so 03), anybody who knows who Billy Zabka is, women who can make me laugh, anybody with a prostetic anything(legs are great), any chicks from GLOW, women on welfare, strippers (female only), people who can recite Caddyshack or Magnolia ver-batim, stunt car drivers, body doubles for any hot actress, people who really think they are going to find out a lot of stuff from someone's myspace page, underage smokers and drinkers, people who throw lawn darts straight up in the air and then run away, parents that do drugs with thier kids, Gen. Clark, that cop in Huntington that pulled me over (so I can punch him in the throat)

Music:

Anything but Country and Amiee Mann. That means, Outkast, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Stones, Prince, AWK, James, E-40, Sir Mix A Lot, The Who, Big L, Gangstarr, Bruuuuuuuce, Kayne West, Otis Redding, Wilson "Wicked" Pickett, The Darkness, Motley Crue. Poison, Lit Ford, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BB King, Slaughter, Whitesnake, The Cars, Talking Heads, Heart, Hall and Oats, George Thorghgood, Joan Jett (but not the blackhearts), Georgia Satalites, Love and Rockets, Bob Seger, Joe Cocker, Lou Reed, Neil Young, Pachelbel, Raspberries, Warren Zevon, chuck berry, Hi-C, AMG, Play (but not Kid, sellout), Kwame, The Roots, Black Star, KT, Clipse, Gucci Crew 2, Blackalicious, Cee-Loo, Robert Randolph, Jackson Browne, Supertramp, Journey, Chicago, Fiona Apple, Jack Johnson, Jet, Neil Diamond, RBL Posse, 51-50, Cam'ron, DJ Pooh, Kurupt, Luniz, Nate Dogg, The kinks, Van Morrision, CSNY, Marshal Tucker Band, Biggie, LEN, Oasis, Randy Newman, Joe Walsh, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Dylan, BuckCherry, Black Crows, Janes Addiction, Ryan Adams, Third Eye Blind, Mad Cobra, TQ, Mary J Blige, Aaliyah, Bobby Brown, New Edition, BBD, Musiq, Fabolous, D'Angelo, Barry White, Rufus and Chaka Kahn, Blaque, Al Green, Juice Newton, Dusty Springfield, solomon Burke, Janis Joplin, Slim Whitman, Temptations, Five Stairsteps, Smokey, The Clash, Ween, Radiohead, Ramones, Kim Carnes, and CAMP LO(gimme back my CD Jill!)

Movies:

Anything from 1976 to 1992 that has copious ammounts of T & A and anything with the immaculate Billy Zabka, i.e.; Karate Kid, Back to School, Just One of the Guys Fletch, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Shawshank, Remo Williams, Rambo, Tango and Cash, Six Pack, Stoker Ace, Days of Thunder, Top Gun, Cannonball Run, Major League, Sniper, Red Scorpion, Red Dawn, Boogie Nights, Stripes, Rushmore, The Great Ecsape, Bridge over the River Kwia, The Song Remains the Same, CKY (1,2,3,4), Saving Private Ryan, Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Fight Club, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Usual Suspects, Way of the Gun, Go, Red Heat, Commando, Predator 1 and 2, Lethal Weapon, Eddie Murphy Raw and Delirious, Modern Problems, Neighbors, The Color of Money, The Hustler, Deal of the Century, Trading Places, 48 Hours, Point Break, The Replacements, The Longest Yard, Bullit, The French Connection, Heat, The Godfather 2, Jackie Brown, LOTR all three, Gymkata, Disorderlies, Blowed Away, Poon Air, Con Air, The Rock, AND TRUE ROMANCE, Blow,

Television:

Everything BUT the Fox News Channel and Oprah. So that means stuff like Family Guy, Simpsons, Sopranos, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, ER, Home Movies, Curb Your Enthusasim, Playmakers, Sportscenter, Meet the Press, 30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray, The Jimmy Kimble Show, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Bernie Mac Show, The Chappelle Show, MXC, Boomtown, Mad TV, Upright Citizens Brigade, GI Joe.

Books:

Bukowski, what a great writer.and then everything BUT the Bible,new and old testement versions, especially the King James version, that lying basterd

Heroes:

Myself, my grandfather who survived the Bataan death march so I can pay $1.99 for a gallon of unleaded gasoline, Ron Popiel (the greatest inventor ever), Bill Clinton, Jackie Robinson, James Caan's barber, Stedman, The General Clark, my mother, Ron Jeremy, Vanilla Ice, Christopher Reeves, and Me, yes, I am my own hero, oh, and the Greatest American HEro.

My Blog

football, football, football

Well well well, the sorry ass summer is finally over and it is time to head inside and plant your ass on the couch and watch 18 hours of football this weekend, it doesnt get any better then this. ...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 11:25:00 PST

still alive

still doing fine on the fast, felt ok on friday and sat, feels like the effects are wearing off, we will see how much longer I stay on it, they say you are done when you tongue isn't covered in white ...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:13:00 PST

they call me Scerpico

feeling good with the fast.  worked last night and felt fine, had a creepy amount of energy...only slept for 5 hours and feel good, might need a nap later, we will see.  so, no real updates,...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST

still going good

into day 4 and still feeling fine, feel a little "weird" at times, can't discribe it, it just feels a little off center...Had a ton (3) ankle cramps in the middle of the night, have no idea why, was p...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST

day 3

I keep waiting for the other foot to drop, I keep waiting to feel like shit and not be able to move.  Either I am not as "toxin" full as I thought, or I am so full of toxins that it is taking lon...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 01:38:00 PST

third day....

so I worked out yesterday and I felt great, I actually am not as sore as I usually am from working out.  I felt fine all day and slept like a baby.  I don't stink and my eyes seem clearer.&n...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

37 hours and nuttin

so I have gone a day and a half without eating anything, and to be honest, i feel allright, not tired, not delireous, pretty much the same.  I really didn't do much yesterday, but I am going to t...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST

A new day...

so I decided to start a fast/clense/whatever the fuck you want to call it today.  I am doing the master clense, lemonade/syrup/pepper on, and I am following the book so I shouldn't die from it.&n...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

few things on my mind....

just want to give my two cents on two things I recently saw on the news... 1.  The whole dick cheney shot a guy....BIG FUCKING DEAL.  I mean really, I hate the guy as much as anyone, but it ...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:35:00 PST

some super bowl props(bets)

just a few things I am going to be betting on.... 1st score of game, pitt fg 1st td, run 1st player to score td, alaxander alaxander rushing yards +89.5 both teams total tds, +5.5 seahawks +4.5 over 4...
Posted by (not your parents boot's) on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 10:46:00 PST