Crip Walking, looking in the mirror, hanging out with Paolo, Doing the hokey pokey, throwing up gang signs, Satire, reading, all sports, working out, driving escorts, baking cookies for retarded midgets, making clothes for homeless people, donating building materials for my home country of Botswana, narcolepsy, gout, irish jigs, learning obscene sign language gestures, learning swear words in different dialects, running "The Billy Zabka Fan Club of The San Fernando Valley"
fucking cheesedicks whose myspace pages cause my laptop to crash...you are all fucking tools and everyone can tell, no self-respecting person would have dragons and fairys on thier page...I want to meet Rocky Dennis, you know, the guy from that movie "Mask" with Cher. I don't want to meet stupid people who put way toooo much shit on thier myspace page (a bunch of pics, annoying pop-ups, too much background) whatever man, you are not seeming any more creative, have you never heard that less is more, a song or a pic is cool, but lay off all the other shit. Baby's Mammas, world champion CRIP WALKERS, drunk little people, anyone with a motorcycle and a side car, ventrilquist dummies, people with gout, people who would rather risk dying by having thier stomach stapled instead of exercising and watching what you eat, pilgrims (pirates are so 03), anybody who knows who Billy Zabka is, women who can make me laugh, anybody with a prostetic anything(legs are great), any chicks from GLOW, women on welfare, strippers (female only), people who can recite Caddyshack or Magnolia ver-batim, stunt car drivers, body doubles for any hot actress, people who really think they are going to find out a lot of stuff from someone's myspace page, underage smokers and drinkers, people who throw lawn darts straight up in the air and then run away, parents that do drugs with thier kids, Gen. Clark, that cop in Huntington that pulled me over (so I can punch him in the throat)
Anything but Country and Amiee Mann. That means, Outkast, Led Zep, Pink Floyd, Stones, Prince, AWK, James, E-40, Sir Mix A Lot, The Who, Big L, Gangstarr, Bruuuuuuuce, Kayne West, Otis Redding, Wilson "Wicked" Pickett, The Darkness, Motley Crue. Poison, Lit Ford, Stevie Ray Vaughn, BB King, Slaughter, Whitesnake, The Cars, Talking Heads, Heart, Hall and Oats, George Thorghgood, Joan Jett (but not the blackhearts), Georgia Satalites, Love and Rockets, Bob Seger, Joe Cocker, Lou Reed, Neil Young, Pachelbel, Raspberries, Warren Zevon, chuck berry, Hi-C, AMG, Play (but not Kid, sellout), Kwame, The Roots, Black Star, KT, Clipse, Gucci Crew 2, Blackalicious, Cee-Loo, Robert Randolph, Jackson Browne, Supertramp, Journey, Chicago, Fiona Apple, Jack Johnson, Jet, Neil Diamond, RBL Posse, 51-50, Cam'ron, DJ Pooh, Kurupt, Luniz, Nate Dogg, The kinks, Van Morrision, CSNY, Marshal Tucker Band, Biggie, LEN, Oasis, Randy Newman, Joe Walsh, John Lee Hooker, Muddy Waters, Dylan, BuckCherry, Black Crows, Janes Addiction, Ryan Adams, Third Eye Blind, Mad Cobra, TQ, Mary J Blige, Aaliyah, Bobby Brown, New Edition, BBD, Musiq, Fabolous, D'Angelo, Barry White, Rufus and Chaka Kahn, Blaque, Al Green, Juice Newton, Dusty Springfield, solomon Burke, Janis Joplin, Slim Whitman, Temptations, Five Stairsteps, Smokey, The Clash, Ween, Radiohead, Ramones, Kim Carnes, and CAMP LO(gimme back my CD Jill!)
Anything from 1976 to 1992 that has copious ammounts of T & A and anything with the immaculate Billy Zabka, i.e.; Karate Kid, Back to School, Just One of the Guys Fletch, Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Shawshank, Remo Williams, Rambo, Tango and Cash, Six Pack, Stoker Ace, Days of Thunder, Top Gun, Cannonball Run, Major League, Sniper, Red Scorpion, Red Dawn, Boogie Nights, Stripes, Rushmore, The Great Ecsape, Bridge over the River Kwia, The Song Remains the Same, CKY (1,2,3,4), Saving Private Ryan, Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Fight Club, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Usual Suspects, Way of the Gun, Go, Red Heat, Commando, Predator 1 and 2, Lethal Weapon, Eddie Murphy Raw and Delirious, Modern Problems, Neighbors, The Color of Money, The Hustler, Deal of the Century, Trading Places, 48 Hours, Point Break, The Replacements, The Longest Yard, Bullit, The French Connection, Heat, The Godfather 2, Jackie Brown, LOTR all three, Gymkata, Disorderlies, Blowed Away, Poon Air, Con Air, The Rock, AND TRUE ROMANCE, Blow,
Everything BUT the Fox News Channel and Oprah. So that means stuff like Family Guy, Simpsons, Sopranos, Nip/Tuck, The Shield, ER, Home Movies, Curb Your Enthusasim, Playmakers, Sportscenter, Meet the Press, 30 Minute Meals with Rachel Ray, The Jimmy Kimble Show, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Bernie Mac Show, The Chappelle Show, MXC, Boomtown, Mad TV, Upright Citizens Brigade, GI Joe.
Bukowski, what a great writer.and then everything BUT the Bible,new and old testement versions, especially the King James version, that lying basterd
Myself, my grandfather who survived the Bataan death march so I can pay $1.99 for a gallon of unleaded gasoline, Ron Popiel (the greatest inventor ever), Bill Clinton, Jackie Robinson, James Caan's barber, Stedman, The General Clark, my mother, Ron Jeremy, Vanilla Ice, Christopher Reeves, and Me, yes, I am my own hero, oh, and the Greatest American HEro.