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Special K

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About Me

I am just like Gary Oldman in the movie the Professional, except I do not work for the DEA. I also don't do drugs, or listen to classical music..... I never killed anyone either. So in other words, I am nothing like Gary Oldman in the movie the Professional, sorry.
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My Interests

Jacking off into a sock, teaching kids how to sell dope, sniffing glue, itching myself in three different places with the same hand, I also like soup.

I'd like to meet:

That guy who played Hollywood in the movie Mannequin. Also the guy that invented speed.

Music:

I only like the triangle, any other music sucks my balls.

Movies:

Ishtar, anything that was made in India.

Television:

Nazi supermen are our superiors

Books:

How to masturbate like a champ, Fuck you you fucking fuck! (a motivational book) The life story of Alan Alda, Victoria's secret catalog, Sears catalog.

Heroes:

Me, and the person who invented the blowjob.

My Blog

Bring me a cup of hot fat, and the head of Alfredo Garcia.

I will in the mean time jerk off while I apply mayonaise to my sun ripened chest! I feel like a filthy fuck today. I hope all is well with you my children. I am sorry I have not sent out a blog in a w...
Posted by Special K on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 12:10:00 PST

Some classics never die! (Work safe, crank it!)

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Posted by Special K on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:20:00 PST

9 words women use to justify being a cunt rag!

9 words women use...1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. This is just a myth, women are never right because they don't think things thro...
Posted by Special K on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

What is this blog you speak of?

Hello children. To answer a few questions, no, I have not died. Yes, I am gay in the pants. That being said, lets move on to the important stuff. I have found a new profession. Training the Chinese na...
Posted by Special K on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:42:00 PST

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever read!!!!!!

Hello kiddies, It isn't very often I will recieve a chain e-mail so stupid I have to blog it, but this one takes the cake in bullshit! Read this piece of shit, and then we will discuss. Don't not stop...
Posted by Special K on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

This was so important, I had to blog it! Read it all jackass.

Now, you knuckleheads who are always posting useless information or bulletins because you are BORED... you better repost this one- especially if you have children in or around your home.McDonalds, Chu...
Posted by Special K on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

I thought I was done getting these!

Women have to realize that life is not a romantic comedy. I have recieved these in the past and they make my dick itch. Now granted I would do some of these things just to be annoying, but never in ev...
Posted by Special K on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 02:39:00 PST

Get VD and die fucker!

I hate this fucking day! Valentines day is apon us, I am sure most of you are out with the significant other wining and dining each other while exchanging flowers and such. I however am sitting in my ...
Posted by Special K on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:31:00 PST

Another Saturday in my hole.

Good evening children, I am bored half to death in my humble little cave, so I figured I would vent to all of you. Since I live in the middle of fucking nowhere I have to figure out how to keep m...
Posted by Special K on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:04:00 PST

I picked up a little fox!

Alas childern, a true story! Just to give you an idea of what I have to work with, I am going to tell you a story of what happened today. One of my coworkers told me a story of what one of the student...
Posted by Special K on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST