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The Hobbit

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About Me

Mistress America
I blindly follow you wherever you lead me
Like your slave
Bound with your spiked collar of equality
Subdued with the whip of righteousness
And lead by your short leash of peace
You brand me with your flame of justice
And mark me as your own
With your callused right hand of freedom, you guard me jealously
And with your tender left hand of compassion you sooth me In the darkness of an endless nightmare
You stand guard over my slumber
I subject myself to your will
I bow low to your majesty and kiss your feet
I am subdued by your power
I am forever your servant
Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.I'm Eddie Women envy me caus i look better in a skirt than them I love music going to concerts rock climbing, hiking, camping, cooking, eating, movies, photography, martial arts art, art, art, writing, poetry ..
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My Interests

active stuff and such and computers rock climbing biking hiking video games web page design art digital graphics photography nature all sorts of stuff i've gotten in to painting recently and pastel/ charcoal drawings i hopefully will have my work up soon.o and im now currently working on spank candy stuff yay

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

So cool new band on my list DIFI they prettymuch rock so check them outAvenged sevenfold, Metalica , Disturbed , Flogging molly , Him, Panic at the disco, Fireball ministry, Turbo Negro, Clutch, Cradle of filth, Children of bodom, Fallout boy, Matisyau, Linkin park, Limp bizkit, 69 eyes, Sum 41 , Blink 182 , Within temptation , Deftones, Butt hole surfers, Marilyn Manson, dimmu borgir, ludacris, System of a down, Greenday, Morbid angel, nickleback , Queen rob zombie, Pod, Drowning pool, Oasis, Slayer , Acid bath , Bleeding through , Every time I die, Bleeding through, Mudvayne, Pantera, Type o negative ,Apex twin, Apocaliptica, Bare naked ladies, black Sabbath, cake, chemical brothers, dream theater, cypress hill, 50 cent, enigma, enya, evanescence, fear factory, god smack go-go, dolls, hammer fall incubus, iron maiden, jack off Jill, kitty, lacuna coil, London after midnight, lords of the new church, malice miser, night wish, papa roach, scorpions, sepulture, sex pistols, alien ant farm, meganeath, motor head, red hot chili peppers, all American rejects, hawthorn heights, misfits, apex twin, cross fade, finger eleven, counting crows, beastie boys, fear factory, cypress hill, thousand foot crutch, maroon five, ac/dc, creed, crossfade, smashmouth,and o so many more i cant even remember

Movies:

anything with action and horror in it

Television:

gilmore girls, bitch! yeah and adult swim to and house

Books:

fantasy, dark stuff, poetry, lovecraft, poe and the like

Heroes:

anyone who can stand up for what they believe and that dosent follow some fucked up crowd

My Blog

i got tagged

Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their n...
Posted by The Hobbit on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:38:00 PST

you always feel best

you always feel your best after youve ben violently ill or atleast i do. it feels good maby thats the reason for useless illnesses not to punnish you but to make you feel better than you have for a lo...
Posted by The Hobbit on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST

so yeah i just caught my lil brother

flippin playing like anime sex games or what not i so own him. 
Posted by The Hobbit on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

party

..>for all of you going to my campout party thing Body: ok so here is how you get to walnut creek from the wallmart in bellevue rite off cornhusker 1. if you are in th...
Posted by The Hobbit on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

party

..>for all of you going to my campout party thing Body: ok so here is how you get to walnut creek from the wallmart in bellevue rite off cornhusker 1. if you are in th...
Posted by The Hobbit on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

ozzfest update bitches

OZZFEST ANNOUNCES HOW FANS CAN OBTAIN THEIR FREE TICKETS TO THIS SUMMER'S GROUND-BREAKING EXTRAVAGANZA You've heard about how OZZFEST is ...
Posted by The Hobbit on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:22:00 PST

i need to move

so yeah i made some kick ass corn bread today was nice and buttery and a little sweet like it should be but anyhew     I'm goin furnature shopping this weeken im gonna get a tripple dre...
Posted by The Hobbit on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:42:00 PST

a letter to my teacher

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Posted by The Hobbit on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:02:00 PST

ummmm i wouldent read this

how gay is it that urban dictionary dident publish this Inflict T-BONE To Inflict T-Bone upon someone is the worst thing that can be done. By just speaking the words "...
Posted by The Hobbit on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

read this and be amazed

Eddie Talmadge English Comp 7E Project #1                              &...
Posted by The Hobbit on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:33:00 PST