A VOTE FOR FIREMAN IS A VOTE FOR AMERICA |
Come on, all you three-eyed freaks!
The Fireman is in third place, and we're pushing for FIRST!
Voting for Fireman will make you a happier, healthier person. A vote for Fireman is a $5 bill in a bu...
Posted by cherry glitter on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST |
"mltch. smchk" is not a word. |
That annoying, god-awful sound made in boredom, protest. The sound that ultimately signals a lack of education and a lack of respect for human language.
Smacking your mouth and gums around in that man...
Posted by cherry glitter on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:01:00 PST |
what is this bullshit? |
Fifth day in a row that I've been so tired it literally hurts.
Fifth day in a row that I haven't been able to stay awake for more than two or three hours, tops.
This is driving me crazy. On Sunday I g...
Posted by cherry glitter on Tue, 29 May 2007 01:36:00 PST |
treatment oddy. |
You heard me.First day of physical therapy, and I notice a few fun things. 1) The chick is easy to communicate with and does not dance around. Can talk about vaginas.
2) As part of my treatment, I get...
Posted by cherry glitter on Sat, 19 May 2007 06:56:00 PST |
I'm horrifically afraid of zombies, bugs, goats. In that order. |
I want to see Ichi the Killer and Audition more than I want your recognition and half of your mind.
There are a lot of horrible sounds that human beings will hear. There are some words, som...
Posted by cherry glitter on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:21:00 PST |
Hold on, I can't hear you over the sound of my laughter |
are you fucking serious?
A snippet from this mighty poet, from her cameo in Something Awful's Weekend Web:
I'm just rolling.
I'm laughing and it's almost making me nauseous.
I'm not a bad pe...
Posted by cherry glitter on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:46:00 PST |
nude photos are not a private manner |
Girls, pay attention. I'd hope by now you'd know that I am perpetually disgusted by the lot of you, and that I really wouldn't mind if you died giving head underwater.In fact, I want to see more of th...
Posted by cherry glitter on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:10:00 PST |
ohhh shit. |
All of my wigs are fucked up.
I just pulled them all out. We all know that I have to re-buy the blue one because it's jacked.
Half of Pheobe's hair got pulled out at the old house. I attempted D...
Posted by cherry glitter on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:08:00 PST |
ankylosing spondylitis, and PREMARIN |
I honestly had no idea it was that bad. It's an amazing boost to my mental state, however, knowing that people live through it, and that you guys live a fairly normal life. ...
Posted by cherry glitter on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST |
I wouldn't care if you were my mother's tumour |
if you have a 'WHICH MENTAL DISORDER ARE YOU?'
quiz, quiz result, or anything of the sort on your page?
You are an idiot. Rampaging, slobbering rot idiot.
You will never rise to anything more than the...
Posted by cherry glitter on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:33:00 PST |
