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Charlie VonChali

Hey, you sass that hoopy Chaz VonChali? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.

About Me

Hello, Ladies and Gents, boys and girls, boils and ghouls, window lickers of all ages. I'm Charlie. I'm on here because I"m a myspace whore, much like the rest of you. I am partial to talking with intelligent people, creating with my hands, cars, and generally trying to get bye in life with out stepping on too many toes or stumbling over my own. I am respectful to you and will stay that way as long as you're respectful to me. The cheesy, campy side of life is fun. Halloween is my favorite time of year. I don't like arrogance, snotty attitudes, shallowness,liver and onions, dense people or those who fullfill negative stereotypes. At times I'm unbelievably mellow, and others I'm full of piss and vinegar and bouncing off the walls asking to be paid attention to while I stand on my head and cry yellow snowballs. If you like good conversation or like to be around good people, come around with me and my friends. Drop a line and I'll say hi right back at ya, I promise I don't bite. well..ummm... yeah... I don't bite. :)I totally and completely embrace my dorkism, as I think everyone should.(If someone is too cool to let out those little thoughts that pop in their head that don't make sense to anyone but themselves, either they don't have anything going on upstairs, or are way to cool to hang out with me) I've been djing for about 8 or 9 years now. I don't play out that often because really, dj's are a dime a dozen and I got a lot more to bitch about... but I'll spare you the dramatics of it. self promotion for no pay is pointless. I guess that's a pretty good philosophy, Don't be anyone's tool. Look out for yourself and the ones you care about first because you and they're all you have. OH, and I have a tendency not to add you if you don't write me a message, so to all of you skanky, one pic whores and penny a pair and 12/5 bands (that would be a dime every two dozen for those of you who didn't pass elementry math, and yes I had to correct that).... stop sending me add requests. oh.. and if you really want to woo me... bring me either jamba juice, spicy chicken crunch wrap supremes, pollo nachos from albertos, carne asada tacos, almost any given form of alcomahol, naked juice, or a combination of all of the above (Gluttony and lust is probably what I'm going to hell for, if not for.... well... all the other shit)... and I will be your friend.

My Interests

Tattoos, cars, philosophy, world cultures and life styles, traveling (awww... one day there will be much of that going on :) ) Krav maga (Isreali fight system. www.kravmaga.com) Dead hot chicks... Living hot chicks, outdoor stuff, djing, Guitar, sex.... porn, Food , Pinstriping and painting, welding and Fabrication, scars, tattoos, discovering as much about my lame ass as possible, and learning about you

I'd like to meet:

fun, intelligent, respectful and interesting people. talk to you soon. Oh oh... and if you are god, a dead person or the devil, I would like to have a word with you. You know, just a little chit chat.div align="center" style="margin:0; padding:0; width:250; height:190" ..
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Music:

i like all music, just have to get me in the right mood.. except most modern country heard on the radio, contemporary jazz , and most emo and hardcore. I really really really do hate most folk music, and modern christian stuff.... oh man, that stuff sends me into fits of rage. I don't know why, but it makes me want to shove their acoustic guitars up their asses and then kick them so that the hollow body splinters their internal organs. Christian music just sucks. I'm sure there's a few others, but other then that, i like most everything. nekromantix, madsin, gnarles barkley, djdan, kings of nutin, IYIOuse, dj militant, A7x, Mcr, Reel Big Fish, madness, HORROR POPS, ghastlyones, the doors,Chuck Berry, Carl Perkins, Mr. Bungle, Caldera, MISFITS!!, toydolls, Dropkick murphys, flogging molly, beethoven, bach, mad marge and the stonecutters, beatles, rollingstones, ak1200, dj rap, dj kara, Hank Williams I,II,III, Reverand Horton Heat,Big Sandy, the briefs, Koffin Kats,The AQUABATS, The Roots, Dialated Peoples, Xzibit, Dr Dre, Jurrasic 5, Zeo and a whole shit load more that I can't think of.

Movies:

All of Kevin Smith's movies (clerk's 2 should be voted comedy of the year... along with little miss sunshine),anything with jason statham,Kung Fu Hustle, house of a 1000 corpses, toxic avenger, all of monty python's stuff, debbie does dallas, PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN, nightmare before christmas, interview with the vampire, American me, ..... the worst movie ever was..... kung pow... ( my friend and i saw it for free and were still pissed off when we came out of the theateres, we wanted those two hours of our life back!!) so back to good movies,... equilibrium, open range, blazing saddles, the three amigos, the godfather series, resevoir dogs, killbill, PULP FICTION, the transporter and that's all i can think of right now.

Television:

two words: southpark, the simpsons, law and order s.v.u., discovery channel, tlc , history channel and animal channel.,

Books:

"lamb" by Chris Moore,"The Ultimate Hitch Hiker's Guide" which is all the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy books rolled into one nice neat, bible looking package.Haunted,Choke, Hocus pocus, Dr. Seuss, Ray Bradbury's works. Hot rod pin up,. just added, Wicked. it's an awsome book, i'm going to get " son of a wich" as soon as i have the money. odd thomas, and forever odd ( and pretty much anything else by dean koontz, CEREAL BOXES, and the owners manuel to my x-box that I pawned, my vcr and my cell phone.(those manuals are amazing and slow reads)

Heroes:

My Pops, Ed Big Daddy Roth, Hugh Hefner, and my fairy fuckin godmother.

My Blog

The Boondocks ... check it out

Been addicted to this show. The writer/creator is genius and very funny. Very smart show that will have you in stitches. Enjoy http://www.boondockseries.com/...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:13:00 PST

things i’ve done in my life....

i've operated carnival rides, taken my mom to the hospital, had my hand on fire, lived in a bubble of washington, stopped cars with my bare feet at 5 yrs old, lied , cheated and stolen, forgiven, sac...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:49:00 PST

someone please remind me

that I need to see the movie "this is england"... thankyou
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:55:00 PST

A quazi useless talent that I wish I could do

really really really badly.Check out this video: Sesshoumaru CLN 06 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:42:00 PST

words that come to mind

that are life's event's recently: on stage, quitting driving street dogs krav pain in the ass mother school studying missing friends from far away places poody fall too much drinking tired always tir...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 10:28:00 PST

ouch... i’m in pain

ok.. so new exercise program sucks ass. I'm sorer (that's a word right?) then I've been in a long time. I didn't have time to go to the gym today so I'm off by a day but it's all right considering I o...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:34:00 PST

things in life

ok... so I haven't written one of these in a great while.. so I thought I would do one to update whatever person who cares to take a gander about my life. (i've made a few attempts to write one lately...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 12:21:00 PST

Ron Paul... he has got my vote for now

ok... so if you havn't been looking at the schmuck canidates or heard about them on every god damn media venture out there... crawl out from under a rock please.I try not to get political because poli...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:54:00 PST

wow

booze, work, rockabilly, tattoos, no fights :D, amazing bands, country, awsome cars.... this weekend has been pretty cool. thanks go everyone I got to see,meet, show around, interacted with, kept...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

where would I be?

Where would I be if I hadn't drank that night?who would I be if I didn't?Where would  I be if I had just not stopped college?who would I be?Where would if I be hadn't broken hearts?who the FUCK w...
Posted by Charlie VonChali on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:02:00 PST