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Trixie Firecracker

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About Me

I'm always dancing. I like camp, I like fun, I like the macabre and people who don't take themselves too seriously but can discuss serious topics without the following phrase: "That's some fucking shit, right there." SPF 50 is key. I'm finally starting to come to terms with my own fabulousness. I secretly watch America's Next Top Model and practice smiling with my eyes. I'm not scared of you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Leguizamo.

My Blog

Mmm, love them haters!

Hi kids, Traci here. You know as well as I do that I don't discuss politics all too much. Don't get me wrong, I have opinions, lots of 'em (and they're right, damn it!) but I generally don't feel like...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:18:00 GMT

The YES dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyqUj3PGHv4 Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!!No really...let's do this...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 16:22:00 GMT

It feels so good....

It feels so good to have fun again.To lengthen my stride.To get my second wind.To remember my pride.To laugh until I snort.To breathe easy.To sleep well.To deny blushing when I so obviously am.It feel...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 19:50:00 GMT

Thats not what obsequious means.

[Preface: Myspace, get it together. Sure, I hate you like hell, but this is going too far.]I chose "obsequious" as my status update. I like the way it sounded. Plus, I was less than certain on its def...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 16:43:00 GMT

Haiku for kitty.

Fluffy white and grayKisses make me smile when downI miss you always
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 13:17:00 GMT

"You's a ho!" HO!"

And how! I'm referring to the L.A. Dubs show yesterday in which there were so many girls, and so little clothing. And so very few that should've done so.But before I launch myself into that subject, a...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:53:00 GMT

My Chemical Romance: March 11th

First of all, I get it now. I get why girls think Gerard Way (aka frontman) is so cute. The man's freakin' adorable, almost like a china doll. I kinda wanted to give him a hug, then take him home to s...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 15:38:00 GMT

Enforced sterilization.

I'm simply not tragic enough.Somehow tragic existence came to equate intelligence/insight/meaning/etc and while suffering can have its merits (that is, if you REALLY wanna look for them and actually l...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:53:00 GMT

ATTN: SINGLE, SANE WOMEN

Ladies, are you tired of the men you seem to be dating over and over again, simply because there are no other options? Sick of the bum who won't grow a pair and give you a straightforward answer? What...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 21:24:00 GMT

Dear Spygames, thanks for a bitchin' party.

So Wednesday was supposed to be a night of swing dancing. I had found a venue that was nearby and cheap and that the O.C. Register swore had swing dancing every Wednesday night.Charlie and myself arri...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 19:17:00 GMT