Layouts Comments Graphics GensHi, I'm Cindy, but friends also call me Marie and sometimes even Boke, as in 'bokes mè choco'. I advocate for ‘Free the gnomes’, the political wing of the subversive GGLF (‘the Garden Gnome Liberation Front’ for those who aren’t familiar with us). As a political advocacy group, we seek to promote the rights of gnomes through legal, non-violent means. We assert that forcing gnomes to stand in gardens - without financial compensation, against their free will and for the sake of ornamentation - is immoral and unethical. We demand an end to oppressive gardening and freedom for garden gnomes all over the world.Too long have these wonderful folks suffered under the cruel mistreatment of humans. Man has looked down on these poor people for too long only because they are lacking in height. This discrimination must stop, and it is up to each and every one of us to see that it does. No longer shall these once proud people be forced to remain outdoors and fight the elements while their human owners enjoy the comforts of climate control and central heating and air. No longer must Gnomes suffer the extreme heat of summer, nor the severe and biting cold of winter. Never again shall Gnomekind suffer the indignity of being bombarded with bird faeces. Never again should a Gnome be the victim of a careless pizza deliver driver, for there is no greater fear among the Gnomes than that of being crushed by an automobile. With cruelty and carelessness humans place the Gnomes in precarious and dangerous positions; I say to you this must stop now! This is a call to arms to all those who would sympathize with the plight of the garden Gnomes. I put it to you to take up the fight wherever you are. This cruelty must stop...
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