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Miss Lonelyhearts

I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

About Me



I am something. Something that is probably to familiar. I am sorry more often than I should be. I am utterly pretentious. I often forget, but I never forgive. I am always early. I cry. I am selfish. I am complicatedly simple. I don't need someone to love me, I need someone to love. I live in a town, I want to live in a city. I want to write beautiful stories and poems. I use public transportation. I silently judge. I don't talk much, but I say a lot. I'm impatient and weepy. I like you much more than you like me. I like sweaters and jackets. I am honest when I lie. I am perverted but innocent. I don't shower enough. I have a scary smile. I used to write bad poetry and wore black everyday. I like bruises. I like wine, especially drinking it in a mug. I often forget to accessorize, but I sometimes excessively accessorize. I punish. I hate people that smirk when talking about philosophers. I hate people that put educational/career success on the top of their priorities, I hate people that don't like pianos. I hate stubbing my toes, I hate when my cat scratches me, I hate tanning. The world doesn't make any sense to me right now, I am utterly socially retarded, I say awful things that are the equivalent of spitting in baby jesus's eye, apparently. All in all, I'm a terrible person, you should find someone else. I like unicorns, also proves my defiency in being likeable.
MY HEART IS IN LONDON
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You Are An INFP
The IdealistYou are creative with a great imagination, living in your own inner world. Open minded and accepting, you strive for harmony in your important relationships. It takes a long time for people to get to know you. You are hesitant to let people get close. But once you care for someone, you do everything you can to help them grow and develop.In love, you tend to have high (and often unrealistic) standards. You are very sensitive. You tend to have intense feelings.At work, you need to do something that expresses your personal values. You would make an excellent writer, psychologist, or artist.How you see yourself: Unselfish, empathetic, and spiritualWhen other people don't get you, they see you as: Unrealistic, naive, and weak What's Your Personality Type?
I MISS THIS PLACE.
These are my loves.

My Interests

reading, writing, watching people, politics, sleeping, cillian murphy, ethan hawke, older actors like Brando, Burton, Dean, Bogie, Hudson, Grant, Stewart, etc., stickers, being an anglophile, thrifting, art, movies, and music, old movies and movie stars, montaging, photography, not cleaning, playing my clarinet really badly, being quiet, nodding inconspicuously, german porn, any porn for that matter, commedia, MONTY PYTHON (I adore them, especially Michael Palin, because he is soooo cute), of course, Rufus Wainwright, Unsweetened Iced Tea, being a little barista at home, Dusty Springfield, researching, edit and correcting grammar, buying gifts, receiving gifts (nudge, nudge, wink, wink), collecting books, lovely books (especially old editions), Prarie Home Companion, podcasts (especially those from www.simplysyndicated.com, found on iTunes), Simon Pegg, McSweeneys...

I'd like to meet:


I want a sweet, pervy guy, that's all (preferably with a big nose and glasses)

Music:


Radiohead
Wilco
Coldplay
Rufus Wainwright
Moby, Ryan Adams
Beck
Damien Rice
Jeff Buckley
Green Day, Weezer
Kings of Convenience
Elliot Smith
The Smiths
Bjork
Jude
Deftones
Garbage
Sting
Belle and Sebastian
The Kinks
The Beatles
Cat Stevens
Cat Power
The Zombies
The Eels
Velvet Underground
Nico
The Smashing Pumpkins
Iron and Wine
Joan Baez
Nina Simone
Billie Holiday
Portishead
Oasis
Aqualung
Nirvana
Simon and Garfunkel
Air
The Classics: Chopin, Mozart, Liszt
Devotchka
Band of Horses
Devendra B
Sia
Bobby Dylan
Songs: Ohia
..
Nancy Sinatra
Crazy Hippie Music,etc.

Movies:


My Favorite Peliculas in Order of Preference:
Casablanca
Shawshank Redemption
Amelie
Citizen Kane
Habla con Ella
A Clockwork Orange
Crash
Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb
Monty Python’s Meaning of Life
Pride and Prejudice
Rushmore
All of the Rest:
8 1/2
21 Grams
Alice in Wonderland
Amadeus
Annie Hall
Atonement
The Aviator
Barefoot in the Park
Bend It Like Beckham
Beyond the Sea
Bottle Rocket
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Darjeeling Limited
Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
Garden State
Gattaca
Girl with a Pearl Earring
Gladiator
Honey for Oshun
Junebug
Juno
Kill Bill
Kite Runner
La Dolce Vita
Lars and the Real Girl
Layer Cake
The Life Aquatic
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Lord of the Rings
Lost in Translation
Love Actually
Lucky Number Sleven
Mal Educacion
The Maltese Falcon
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python’s And Now For Something Completely Different
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Motorcycle Diaries
Moulin Rouge
Nightmare Before Christmas
On the Edge
Paris When it Sizzles
Pi
Pulp Fiction
Reality Bites
Rear Window
Rebel Without A Cause
Requiem for a Dream
Roman Holiday
Romeo and Juliet
The Royal Tenenbaums
Say Anything
Science of Sleep
Secretary
Shakespeare in Love
Sin City
Something Different
Some Like It Hot
Star Wars (not the prequels)
Strictly Ballroom
To Have and Have Not
The Triplets of Belleville
Vanilla Sky
The Virgin Suicides
The Way We Live Now
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Wings of Desire
Zelig

Television:


Alias
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
The Beverly Hillbillies
Cartoons
Daria
Dead Like Me
Desperate Housewives
Friends
Law and Order: SVU
Lost
Masterpiece Theatre
Monk
Monty Python’s Flying Circus
The O.C.
The Office
Psych
Sarah Silverman Program
Sex and the City
The Simpsons
South Park
Will and Grace
Wonderfalls (pity it got cancelled)

Books:


Some Great Creators of Universes:
Anthony Burgess
Anthony Trollope
Charles Dickens
Charlotte Bronte
Dante Alighieri
Emily Dickinson
Emily Bronte
Ernest Hemingway
Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
George Orwell
Henry James
J.D. Salinger
James Faulkner
Jane Austen
Joseph Conrad
Leo Tolstoy
Lewis Carroll
Heinrich Boll
Vladimir Nabokov
Ezra Pound
Mary Shelley
Robert Frost
Sylvia Plath
T.S. Eliot
William “Shakes” Shakespeare
William Blake
Zora Neale Hurston
The Strays Novels and Stories:
The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Trainspotting by Irvin Welsh
Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
Bedtime Cat by Lynn Reiser
Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
The Giver by Lois Lowry
Wonder Boys by Michael Chabon
Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak
Don Quixote de la Mancha by Miguel de Cervantes

Heroes:

Jane Austen, Lewis Carroll, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Abe Lincoln, Woody Allen, George Eliot, Al Gore, Fellini and of course, the salacious and celestial Doris, my sister. And RUFUS AND MARTHA!!!

My Blog

Summer Book 1.5

The second book that I've read is Francine Prose's Blue Angel.  I just didn't like it very much.  There were some wonderful moments in it, but it was lackluster and written in a mediocr...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Thu, 29 May 2008 07:54:00 PST

Summer Book 1

Yay! I finished reading my first summer book:  The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, by Michael Chabon.  This book won the Pulitzer Prize and now I know why.  It is written so be...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:20:00 PST

Huzzah for Mr. Summer

I'm getting to catch up and watch tv now through my laptop, its amazing, the free time I have.  Shows I'm catching up on: Spaced:  Say it with me...Simon Fucking Pegg is a genius.  Thi...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:07:00 PST

bobby died a horrible death (poetry)

I. EyesHe defended him self well,holding the leg of the chairlike a bat. Swing, block,press against chest. Woodsplit like seasons, rotten,the chair was never anygood. His eyes are open,heavy lidded an...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:15:00 PST

Happiness Is A Warm Gun (Bang, Bang, Shoot, Shoot)

WHAT I REALLY, REALLY WANT:  For everything to end up okay, a break from life...to graduate and find a purpose, to understand something so well that I can go on for days about it, to be more worl...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:56:00 PST

Expect A Masterpiece...

It has ended, "The Complete Works of Jane Austen" on Masterpiece Theatre has officially ended yesterday.  It is grievious indeed!  Sundays were the greatest night this semester, although all...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

And the lessons you have taught us (Poetry)

To smell the smell of a hundred and five years makes me yawn, with its purpled pages and liver spots on its spine  it reminds me of Old Father William and his consequential madness  it remains stil...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:44:00 PST

And He Dies From Exhaustion or How Madness Did Him In (Poetry)

The sleepless nights of pondering, of screwing his eyeballs  left then right, of counting the teeth on your comb and blades of grass on the lawn  24, 1856, respectively, has made him mad.  He...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:45:00 PST

Summer of 18 (Poetry)

The little girl with a gingham dress, primarily pink, with blushed, white cheeks, green doe eyes, small coils of silver gold hair and a slightly open red mouth tries to clean the dust off her bleached...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:43:00 PST

The Mystery Man on the Central Line of the London Underground (Poetry)

The man in the corner of the tube car sticks out like a scoured, pink thumb. He's a dick.              A private dick. Sam Spade-   &...
Posted by Miss Lonelyhearts on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:41:00 PST