Alright, so it's about bloody time to update my About Me. For those of you who don't know me, then get ready to. I'm a short, smart, sarcastic lovable dork who is always up for some shit and giggles. I'm freaking adorable and when I want to, I can look damn good and turn heads as I bend over to kick your ass in pool. I love my drinks like I like my men. Strong and goes down smoothly. I don't believe in love so as soon as a douche bag starts to utter the word, I'm out the door or your ass is on the ground as I speed off into the sunset. I love going to the top of the mountain and dancing to my ipod as I watch the El Paso sun go down in the horizon. If you're old enough to be my father, don't bother asking for a friend request. If you're a short Mexican, don't bother as well. Unless you're tall, attractive and have colored eyes, I'll probably ignore your request. Hell yes, I'm shallow but guess what, so are you. I'm loyal, stubborn, confused at times but who isn't? I'm an individual who will give the shirt off my back to my friends and family. And I seriously will because I love my breast and love to show them off at every opportunity so taking off my shirt for you or them is just an excuse. I have a lot of male friends who I've probably dated at one point but I don't care. I'm not jealous or insecure so the dude I date better not either. I don't have any kids nor do I plan on any ever. I rather babysit your kids than have your kids. I come from a large family and they are 1st in my life. I'm tired of trying to impress because honestly, no one has yet impressed me. You're either going to love me or you're going to hate me. My friends are my family and I pray for my family every night. I believe in God and thank Him for everyday He gives me. I try to be the best person I can be and sometimes I fall short but that's when I get back up again and try. You only ever completely fail if you don't try. I love music and can talk about bands for hours. I love playing the question game and I don't believe in strangers. So if you want to be friends, then lets be friends. Just don't expect a fuck buddy and I won't expect you to be a douche bag. When someone hurts me, it is in my nature to try to hurt them worse than what I'm hurting. I was born under the sign of the Scorpio, I sting when I am hurt. Don't ask me what is wrong when I'm quiet, I'm just enjoying your company so don't ruin the moment. I'm a poor college kid so lets just grab a bottle of cheap wine or a 12 pack of Keystone, grab a blanket, and lets sit outside on a patch of grass (if we can find any). I think I've written a bloody novel on here so if you're interested, send me an email. I'll tell you my life story as long as you tell me yours.
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