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Kelly Fucking Sue

And if you don't know this, then what do you know?

About Me

Peter Pan complex. In love. Fag hag. Shopaholic. Drinker. Morrissey fanatic. Aspiring roller derby ace. As of very recently, I'm a card-carrying Mensan. I'm PRO-CHOICE. If this is a problem for you, I DON'T want to hear about it. EVER. It's easier to talk to people online than it is in person. I like animals better than I like people. I usually prefer staying in to going out. I have gourmet tastes, but am living on a fast food income. I want to visit each US state before I die. So far, I've visited Arkansas (all over), Texas (Dallas), Oklahoma (Tulsa), Missouri (St. Louis), Mississippi (Tunica), Tennessee (Memphis), Ohio (Cincinnati), Illinois (Chicagoland and Rockford area), Hawaii (Waikiki/Honolulu), and Wisconsin (Madison). So...I'm 20% there. I'd like to be a tattoo artist someday. I also want to open my own bakery/candy shop with my own homemade treats. Maybe a restaurant...? I also want to learn to sew to put my clothing designs to fabric.
These things make me smile (in no particular order):
My Fiance
Jelly Belly
Chocolate
Big cities
Roller Derby
Cool, sunny days
Bananas Foster
Cooking (when I'm in the mood)
A good ego stroking
My pink Schwinn
The circus
Shopping (for stuff I WANT)
My kitties
Other peoples' kitties (especially of the orange striped and tuxedo varieties)
My friends
My family
The post-workout feeling
Planet Smoothie's Chocolate Elvis
Roadtrips
Creme Brulee
Beer
Fried Chicken
Margaritas
Entertaining
Horror Flicks
Urban Legends
Chicago (the city, not the band)
My big, soft, blue blanket
Good Hair Days
"That's what SHE said."
Cupcakes
MORRISSEY!
Yucky:
Cotton Candy
Emo (I don't know if I've heard an emo song before...but I'm sick of the look of it)
Modern Country
Shopping (for stuff I NEED.)
Storms, tornados, etc.
Yuppies
Loud eaters/gum chewers/drinkers
Gravy
Jagermeister
Rap/HipHop
Needy People
Hobos
Snobs
Scientology
Your President
Small, Noisy Dogs
Storms
Nosey people
People who say they hate "drama," but are the biggest drama queens around.
Hippies/Hippie Dancing/Hippie Twirling
Spiders

My Interests

Music, Film, Art, Urban Exploration, Punk, Skins, Rockabilly, Rudeboys/girls, the 1950s, the 1980s, Pinups, Fashion, Pro Choice, Tikis, Hawaii, Ireland, Alcohol, Pubs/Bars, Live Shows, Funeral Sciences, Cosmetology, Tattoos, Body Piercing, Bettie Page, Oddities, Urban Legends, Death, Hearses, Classic Cars, Custom Cars, eBay, Cooking/Baking, Hostessing, Urban Exploration, Sick Humor, Video Games including, but not limited to, MORTAL KOMBAT! and Super Mario Brothers.

I'd like to meet:

Circus folk, mainly. Also:
Daniel Day-Lewis

Morrissey

Michael Stipe

Paul Westerburg

Stella (Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, and David Wain)

Todd Stashwick

George Clooney

Andy Warhol and Edie Sedgwick

Kids in the Hall (Dave Foley, Mark McKinney, Scott Thompson, Bruce McCulloch, and Kevin McDonald)
Stephen Colbert, Amy Sedaris, and Paul Dinello

Nigel Barker

Gordon Ramsay

Sailor Jerry Collins

Michael Madsen

Dennis Hopper

Music:

Rockabilly, Riot Grrl, Psychobilly, Classic Country, Oldies, Hillbilly, Punkabilly, Jump Blues, Old Grunge, Punk, Cow Punk, Classic Swing, DooWop, 60s Girl Groups, Surf, Garage, Ska, Two Tone, Alt Country, Oi, Irish, New Wave...DASH RIP ROCK, 16 HORSEPOWER, Tom Waits, The Meatmen, BR5-49, THE SMITHS, MORRISSEY,R.E.M., The Replacements, The Reverend Horton Heat, Those Legendary Shack Shakers, Bauhaus, Amy Winehouse, Rolling Stones, Nekromantix, Buddy Holly, Motorhead, The Pogues, Stray Cats, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams I & III, GG Allin, Anti-Heroes, The Bruisers, The Macc Lads, Johnny Burnette, The Cramps, Demented are Go, Faith No More, Chris Isaak, Judge Dread, Buddy Knox, Mojo Nixon, X, Dead Kennedys, Three Bad Jacks, Sex Pistols, Rocket From the Crypt, Jack Scott, Link Wray, Ricky Nelson, Bop Kings, L7, Janis Martin, Wanda Jackson, Big Sandy and His Fly Rite Boys, The Cure, The Fleshtones, Social Distortion, The Supersuckers, Mike Ness, New York Dolls, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee Lewis, Elvis, Eddie Cochran, Gene Vincent, Fabian, Charlie Feathers, Sonny Burgess, The Misfits, Collins Kids, The Browns, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Bikini Kill, Scott Biram, Hasil Adkins, Bobby Darin, The Meteors, Sam Cooke, Bill Monroe, Bob Wills, Dorsey Burnette, David Bowie, Warren Smith, Charlie Rich, Johnny Horton, The Specials, Cowboy Mouth, Los Straitjackets, Madness, Toy Dolls....OH SO MUCH MORE.

Which solo Morrissey song are you?
You are Certain People I Know. Annoyed at the general public, you love to make fun of people. And curse them.
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Movies:

GANGS OF NEW YORK, RAVENOUS, Alive, Shawn of the Dead, American History X, Wet Hot American Summer, The Lost Boys, Reservoir Dogs, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Sid and Nancy, La Bamba, Rebel Without a Cause, There Will Be Blood, Kill Bill I & II; Brat Pack, Troma, John Waters, David Lynch, Tarantino, Scorsese, Zombie & slasher flicks, B horror, documentaries on interesting subjects.

Television:

Here are my all time faves; most are no longer with us: KIDS IN THE HALL, STRANGERS WITH CANDY, STELLA, Fishing with John, Colbert Report, Absolutely Fabulous, Dead Like Me, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, The Riches, Dirt, Metalocalypse, Oz, The Young Ones, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Space Ghost, The Brak Show, Reno 911, Sea Lab 2021, Insomniac with Dave Attell, The Upright Citizens Brigade, Sex in the City, Chappelle's Show (but it was bollocks after Dave left), PeeWee's Playhouse American Gothic, Cinema Insomnia, Millenium, G vs E, Vengeance Unlimited, The Sarah Silverman Program, Seinfeld, The Office (US), Ace of Cakes, America's Next Top Model.

Books:

I Am America and So Can You - Steven Colbert, The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks, Apocalypse Culture I&II, The VICE Guide to Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll, Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck, Steal This Book - Abbie Hoffman, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence - Amy Sedaris... anything on Urban Legends, Tattoos, Pop Culture, Art, Ireland, people I like, etc.

Heroes:

My dad. Twiggy. Gordon Ramsay. Also: MUSICIANS: Johnny Cash, Shane MacGowan, Sinead O'Conner, Hank Williams, GG muthafuckin' Allin. ARTISTS: Jean-Michel Basquiat, Roy Lichtenstein, Karl Wirsum, Andy Warhol, Oliver Peck. COMEDIANS/HUMORISTS: Amy Sedaris, David Sedaris, Michael Showalter, David Wain, Michael Ian Black, Mitch Hedburg, Dave Attell, Jerry Seinfeld, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Zach Galifianakis, etc.

My Blog

Its the End of the World As I Know It. :(

Not really, but I AM bummed. I just found out that Michael Stipe is gay. I know a lot of you will be like, "WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING?" But I'm not. I thought he was bisexual. Now I'll never get to h...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:34:00 PST

Chicaaaaahhhhhhgo.

I had sooo much fun in Chicago. Going back there reminded me of how much I want to move there. I'd really miss my family, but I effing love that place. We went shopping at one of the malls, Mojo Spa, ...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Fri, 30 May 2008 05:29:00 PST

Standin’ tall on the wings of my dreams...

...not really. So. In 13 days we'll be leaving for Chicago. YAY! I'm sooo excited. It's gonna be a tiring and stressful trip just because we're gonna be doing so much while we're there. I got my econo...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:18:00 PST

TGIO

Thank Goodness It's Over. This week, I mean. It's been busy and ultra stressful. I'm still in the process of coming to terms with Rusty's death. It doesn't seem possible that it happened still. He was...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:11:00 PST

:(

I went down to visit my parents today and Joseph called to tell me that my friend Rusty had been in a motorcycle wreck last nite and he died. I still don't 100% believe it. I feel absolutely numb. We ...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:56:00 PST

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!1

I am soooo stressed out all of the sudden. There's lots of stuff going on that I'm excited and/or nervous about, some in a good way, some in the bad way, some in the middle. I DO know that I took a WH...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:10:00 PST

America’s Next Top (fat) Model

...Someday. :) I just watched all of the 6th season. I’m really into that show right now. Mostly Nigel Barker. *drool* But I’ve always really been into fashion, makeup, and beauty; not tha...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:44:00 PST

Tacos Tacos Tacos Tacos

I’ve been DYING to blog for days now, but haven’t found the time.This weekend wasn’t particularly eventful compared to recent ones, although we did party at Krispy’s Saturday n...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:14:00 PST

This is a FAT KID’S STORE! :(

So...this weekend was AWESOME. It was lots of hard work, but totally worth it. I had lots of fun working at Inksplosion. I ran into lots of friends and made lots of new ones. I’m STILL getting o...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:40:00 PST

No longer a Gypsy Queen.

Just to let everyone know, since I have tons of you on my friends list. It was not a "messy divorce," and I have no ill will or bad blood toward anyone. It’s just not right for me. I understand ...
Posted by Kelly Fucking Sue on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:09:00 PST