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Ain't this a bitch........

About Me

Professional Musician,Which includes ...Poverty,Humiliation,Depression and Knowing where the great pawn shops are.I'm a Single dad,With sole custody of an 11 year old who actually thinks shes in charge.Drummers....HA! I own a handyman business,motorhead,know it all,and I sing my ass off. Seven brothers,all guitar players..........HA!I'm a homophobic,old school,San Fernando Valley,Zuma beach bum, but now it's all about rivers and lakes.I LOVE any live music,as long as their singing and at least one live musician is included. My life long love,is the Bass guitar.Less than 1% of the entire population plays bass guitar,Trained by James Jamerson,the Motown monster who died,drunk in Los Angles,Paying to see concerts Of Bands he recorded with.Got punked out. The truth is Barry Gordie Lost most of his girlfriends to him,included Diana Ross. The old cock block by job loss routine.I loved that brother!!!!Did you know Diana Ross lived with Gene Simmons of Kiss,for 10 plus years?GO FIGURE.

My Interests

Any thing worth learning about,like how do pimps get white teenagers to hook for them.If I just stand too close to any of them,they have no problem remembering 911 when I'm in town.If you dress like a hooker, you are presummed a hooker.If you dress like a preacher,people treat you as a preacher.or a cop ,people will ask for your help."Officer", "Can you help me?"." Sorry lady , I Just dress this way,I'm no police officer." Stuck on stupid,or stupid stuck on them........You Make The Call.

I'd like to meet:

CLAPTON,Stevie Ray Vaughn,Ray Charles,Jimmy Hendrix,John Botham,Keith Moon and Britney Spears,Drunk at a mickey mouse club christmas party. She would still get misty every christmas,in the crotch,and the eyes.......................As if

Music:

BEST CONCERT? NOW I'VE BEEN TO ALOT OF LIVE PERFROMANCES.Kiss LIve two,was my cherry popper,But my favorite show,(and this has nothing to do with the fact I got raped over and over by a set of twins,all weekend) LYLE LOVET!! Hands down the coolest band I ever witnessed,I want to join up with them. LYLE,I'll work for free and wash the busses............pretty please

Movies:

It will eventually be on H.B.O.Poor folk just wait till It trickels down to Cable. Did you know Frank Sinatra created H.B.O. He really was the Chairman of music that make you bored.......................(yawning,as I type)

Television:

great for porn,rewinding those reels tore up my left palm,weird for a right handed man.....don't you think?