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:::PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT::: IS IT JUST ME OR DOES IT SEEM LIKE THE WOMEN ON THIS SITE ARE A LITTLE TOO "FRIENDLY" WITH EACHOTHER....HMMMMM....YOU BE THE JUDGE...ATTENTION LADIES!!!!! NO PIC NO HOLLA. C`MON NOW ITS 2007. YOU AT LEAST GOT TO KNOW SOMEONE WHO KNOWS SOMEONE WITH A SCANNER OR A PICTURE PHONE. THERE IS NO EXCUSE! GET WITH THE PROGRAM PLEASE....AND YEAH I DO GOT A LOT OF PICS, SO WHAT...GUILTY.AYO! Que pasa mi gente? Its young K-O reppin dat 4-1-0 holdin it down for all of Murdaland jadig!! BALLINNNNN! I`m from MARYLAND. Out of towners pronounce it Mary-land but we say Murrlan, a.k.a. Murderland, the only place where u can get shot while pumping your gas. We hate it here but we love it at the same time. When you leave town all the sudden you cant wait to get back home. Baltimore is deffinatly not the "city that reads" more like the "city that bleeds". We`re not from the South, nor do we have an accent. We`re also not New England- we`re the Mid-Atlantic. If your from Baltimore you say "yo" and you wear fronts. If your from PG you say "jo" and you wear shooters. It`s soda, not pop with my sub, not a hoagie. I go to the beach, not to the shore and drink water, not "wooder". It`s DC, not Washington, and I know how to get anywhere. We know how to use a traffic circle, and how to pump our own gas. Terps basketball is life and Gary Williams is a god. We scream "O!" in the national anthem, no matter where we are, and we cheer for the Ravens no matter how they are doing. We live for crabs, football and beer. I`m from MARYLAND, and there`s no place like home!This is my nigga, my homie, my hero... `FOLLOW ME! IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU V V V V V V VHEY YALL...THE TIME IS NOW AND I HAD TO DO IT. THESE ARE JUST FOR JOKES BTW...AND YEA I WAS BORED AT WORK AND SO ARE U LOL...LETS BE REAL YALL1. IS IT ME OR IS EVERY OTHER CHICK ON HERE GAY OR BI???? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS SO-CALLED "GAY MOVEMENT" OR "RAINBOW COILITION".2. SOMEONE TELL ME WHY IN THE H-E-L-L ARE ALL THE FINE AZZ WOMEN ON HERE "TAKEN" OR "INVOLVED/PARTNER"? IF YOU ARE SPOKEN FOR, WHAT THE FLUCK ARE YOU DOING ON HERE?????? YOU ALL ARE PISSING ME OFF TALKING BOUT SOME "I HAVE A MAN SO PLEASE STEP OFF" THEN GOT THE NERVE TO HAVE HALF BUCKKED NEKKED PICTURES ON YOUR PAGE. WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT????? AND THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOW THE WORLD HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR KOON-AZZ BOYFRIENDS. GEEZUS! EWWW TAKE THAT LOVEY DOVEY SHYT TO WWW.SUCKERFORLOVE.COM....HAHA CHUCKLE IT UP LADIES YOU KNOW THAT WAS FUNNY. I CRACK MYSELF SO UP! (LO SIENTO, HAD TO VENT)a. IF I SEE ONE MORE MARRIED CHICK ON HERE IM GONNA FLIP. GET YO SUKKA FOR LOVE AZZ OFF THE INTERNET AND COOK YA HUSBAND SOME BREAKFAST OR SOMETHING. DO SOME WIFELY DUTIES AND STOP LOGGING ON JUST TO SEE IF U STILL GOT IT. THATS NOT COOL, U SHOULDNT HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED U DUMBAZZ3. IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE ALL THE FAT CHICKS TRYING TO TAKE OVER? DAMN NEAR EVERY OTHER PAGE YOU COME ACROSS ITS A FAT CHICK TALKING BOUT "SKINNY IS FOR PUNKS" OR THEY DESCRIBE THEMSELVES AS `THICK`. LET ME TELL ALL YOU FAT CHICKS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FAT AND THICK.a. THICK: NICE THIGHS, NICE PLUMP PROPORTIONED AZZ AND A MEDIUM SIZED WASTE.b. FAT: YOU SUFFER FROM WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "BOOTYDOO". WHEN YOUR STOMACH STICKS OUT FURTHER THAN YOUR BOOTY DO. IN ADDITION, YOU SUFFER FROM TURKEY NECKIN` OR YOU HAVE MORE THEN ONE CHIN. YO AZZ IS FAT!!!!!!!!! NOW PUT DOWN THE CHEESESTEAK AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY WITH YOUR HANDS UP....4. THIS ONE IS FOR MY UGLY PEOPLE. NOW THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. HOW DARE YOU HAVE A NAME LIKE DYME_MAMI205 LOOKING LIKE SHERMAN CLUMP. NO LIE YALL I SEEN THIS ONE PAGE AND IM NOT GOING TO PUT HER ON BLAST BUT I MEAN SHE LOOKED LIKE BIG MOMMA FO REALZ, AND THE 1ST THING SHE SAID ON HER PAGE WAS..."IF YOU COME HERE LOOKING FOR SEX, PLEASE EXIT"...SO I KEPT READING..HAHAHAHA. WHAT THE FLUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT???? IS SHE SERIOUS? DOES SHE REALLY THINK ANYONE WANTS TO FUKK HER FAT AZZ???5. DYCK HEADS WITH NAMES LIKE APPLEBOTTOM69 OR DABADDESTCHICK2005 OR YES_I_GOT_A_FATTY17 AND HAVE NO PICTURES BUT LIKE 50 IMAGES OF THEM DUMBASS DOLLS. THEM SHYTZ IS PLAYED OUT HUN AND ARE VERY ANNOYING. I MEAN HOW GAY IS IT TO HAVE NO PICTURES OF YOURSELF BUT A SH!T LOAD OF DOLLS, AND EXPECT PEOPLE TO TALK TO YOUR AZZ. GET A LIFE OR A CAMERA YOU LOSER! YOUR PROBLY ONE OF THOES CHICKS I DISCRIBED IN ..4.6. PEOPLE WITH PICTURES OF CELEBRITIES. A FEW HERE AND THERE IS FINE LIKE 3 OR 4, BUT NOT 20, AND OF THE SAME PERSON AT THAT. COME ON MAN WE ALL KNOW WHAT ALLEN IVERSON AND JAY-Z LOOK LIKE. WE DONT NEED TO SEE 30 PICTURES OF THEM. THIS ALSO APPLYS TO ..5.7. COKKSUKKARZ WITH GLOW TEXT ON THEIR PAGES. WHO THE H-E-L-L TOLD YOU THAT MAKING YOUR ENTIRE PAGE GLOW TEXT WAS COOL? I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS THE MOST STATE-OF-THE-ART DELL PENTIUM INTELL 35,050 MEGA HERTZ WINDOWS 2010 XP MODLE COMPUTER. COME ON NOW THAT SHYT SLOWS UP MOST COMPUTERS AND DONT ACT LIKE IT DOESNT SLOW YOURS UP EITHER...FUKKERS!8. YES I KNOW ITS 2006 NOW AND THERE ARE MAD UPDATES TO MODERN TECHNOLOGY, BUT MY FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS, WHY MUST YOU ALL HAVE VIDEOS PLAYING ON YOUR PAGES. I MEAN ITS BAD ENOUGH EVERY PAGE I GOTO I GOT TO HEAR "IM BOSSY" IN THE BACKGROUND, BUT NOW YOU GOT TO HAVE THE VIDEO PLAYING TOO? AS IF I CANT TURN ON BET AND SEE THOES VIDEOS ANY OTHER TIME. ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS YALL!a. I NEED TO FIND THE FUKKER GIVING EVERYONE THOES DAMN VIDEO CODES9. THIS IS AN ADDITION TO ..8 BUT SOMEWHAT SEPARATE. LADIES, IS IT REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO HAVE YOUR VOICE-OVER GOING ON IN THE BACKGROUND? THIS IS PRETTY NEW BUT A FEW OF YOU ALL ARE PICKING UP ON THIS AND I AM TRYIN TO NIP THIS ONE IN THE BUD. I MEAN YALL REALLY MAKING THIS SOUND LIKE A CHEAP AZZ 1-800 DATING SERVICE WITH YOUR VOICE IN THE BACKGROUND TALKING ABOUT SOME "YEAH THIS IS JUANITA THE SEXY SCORPIO. I LIKE ROMANTIC DINNERS AND LONG WALKS IN THE PARK. HOLLA AT ME".HAHA YEAH RIGHT.10. SUP WITH ALL THESE BISEXUAL FEMALES TALKING ABOUT SOME "WOMEN ONLY NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN I DONT LIKE MEN". WELL HUN, IF YOU DONT LIKE MEN THEN MAYBE YO AZZ IS GAY! SO CHANGE THAT LITTLE PROFILE ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE. DO YOU SEE IT? THERE IT IS, NOW CHANGE THAT LINE THAT SAYS "SEXUALITY" TO "LESBIAN" YOU QUEER, AND STOP FOOLING ALL THE MEN ON HERE POR FAVOR.11. SORRY MY NIGGAZ BUT I GOT TO GET ON YALL TOO. NOW SINCE WHEN DID BEING ON THE INTERNET QUALIFY YOU AS A THUG? THROWING YO DUBS UP SCREAMING "GANGSTA THIS AND GANGSTA THAT" AND HAVING PICS OF GLOCKS AND TEKS PLASTERED ALL OVER YO PAGE DOES NOT, I REPEAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A THUG. YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YO AZZ LIVES IN MONTGOMERY COUNTY ON ROCKVILLE PIKE. NEWS FLASH, REAL THUGS DONT HAVE COMPUTERS!12. WHATS GOOD WITH ALL THE MEAN-MUGGIN MY NIGGAZ? IS LIFE REALLY THAT BAD?13. "HATERS PLEASE EXIT". IF I SEE THAT ONE MORE TIME I AM GOING TO WHILD OUT! WHHHHHHILLLLLLD OUUUUUUUTTTT! 1ST OF ALL WHO THE H-E-L-L IS GOING TO "HATE" ON YOU ON THE INTERNET. WHO THE FLUCK CARES? AND THEN ONTOP OF THAT WHO IS REALLY GOING TO SIT THERE AND BE LIKE "HMMMM...THEY MUST BE TALKING ABOUT ME. LET ME HURRY UP AND GET MY AZZ OFF THEIR PAGE". NICCA PLEASE!14. PEOPLE WITH SMALL MICROSCOPIC PICTURES.15. PEOPLE WITH SMALL MICROSCOPIC PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!16. PEOPLE WITH SMALL MICROSCOPIC PICTURES BUT GOT THE NERVE TO SAY "NO PIC NO HOLLA", AS IF WE CAN SEE YOUR SMALL AZZ PICTURE WITH YOUR CHEAP AZZ CAMERA PHONE. STEP YO GAME UP PIMPIN!17. YOUNG HEADZ. THEY DEFFINATLY NEED TO RAISE THE AGE LIMIT IN THIS BYTCH. IM TIRED OF GETTING NOTES FROM 14-17 YEAR OLDS TALKING BOUT "HOLLA". "GET AT ME YO". MAN GET YO AZZ OFF THE INTERNET YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ATTENTION TO YOUR ENGLISH TEACHER. (HAHA I AINT NO BETTER BUT FUKK IT I CAN DO THAT)18. FoOlS dAt TyPe n SpElL sHyT lIkE dIs...19. LADIES WITH DAMN NEAR EVERYTHING OUT, AZZ AND TITTIESSSSS. THEN GET MAD WHEN THEY GET A LOT OF SEXUAL NOTES FROM NICCAZ. HOE, GET A CLUE!20. PEOPLE WHO BYTCH ABOUT SIGNING GUESTBOOKS. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHO DOES THAT? ITS 2007 NOT 2000. I CANT EVEN REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I EVEN SEEN MY GUESTBOOK.21. CHICKS THAT PUT LIKE 30 POEMS OR NIGGAZ THAT PUT THEIR RAPS ALL OVER THEIR PAGES. IM SORRY BUT NOT EVERYONE IS INTERESTED IN READING ALL THAT CRAP. AND FOR ALL YOU THAT THINK YOU ARE ARTIST, IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE MUSIC BIZ YOUR AZZ WOULD KNOW NOT TO PUT YOUR WORK ON BLAST LIKE THAT WITHOUT A COPYRIGHT. DUMBAZZ! "YOU CATCH LEAD POISION IF YOU BITE IT/ HATE IT OR RECITE IT"...*GUESS WHO*22. FOOLZ WITH THESE FAR TOO ADVANCED PAGES. THERE IS JUST WAAAYYY TOO MUCH GOING ON WITH YOUR PAGE HOMEY. ITS TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD YOU AZZ. YOU SHOULD SHOOT THE FOOL THAT DESIGNED YOUR PAGE FOR YOU...HAHAHA.23. THOSE STUPID AZZ GIRLS GONE WILD WANNA BE CHICKS FROM CALI SENDING EVERONE CORNY AZZ PORNO NOTES. GET A LIFE AND STOP DIRECTING EVERONE TO SOMEONE ELSES PORNO SITE/WEB CAM. MY CREDIT CARDS ARE MAXED OUT....HAHA...SIKE!24. WHY THE FLUCK DOES DAM NEAR EVERY FEMALE ON HERE HAVE KIDS. I MEAN THESE CHICKS GOT PICS WITH THEY KIDS LIKE ITS PART OF THEIR OUTFIT. HAS ANYONE EVER HERD OF THAT FUNNY LOOKING LATEX GLOVE IN THE SHAPE OF A PEEENUS? YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, THE ONE THAT COMES IN THAT LITTLE SQUARE WRAPPER.....USE IT! I KNOW I KNOW ITS A NEW SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH...25. QUICK QUESTION LADIES. HOW DO YALL EXPECT NIGGAZ TO HAVE INTERESTING CONVOS WITH U, GETTING TO KNOW U WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE STORY ON YOUR PAGE? EVERTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT U IS ON YOUR DAMN PAGE, SO WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO TALK ABOUT. THEN YALL GOT NERVE TO SAY "DONT COME AT ME WITH NO BULLSHYT NOTES". GEEZ-LO-WEEZ! WHAT TYPE OF NICCAZ DO YALL BE TALKING TO, MUST BE THEM DR. PHILL TYPE NICCAZ. AND DONT ACT LIKE U BE GETTING A LOT OF NOTES EITHER....26. WHY AM I SEEING MORE AND MORE PEOPLE TAKING PICTURES OF A PICTURE. THIS AINT CSI. HOW GHETTO IS THAT? YOU DO KNOW ITS 2006 RIGHT?27. WHY DO FEMALES THAT KNOW THEY ARE GAY WONT SHOW IT ON THEIR PROFILE. THEY JUST DONT SHOW THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION AT ALL. NOW WHO DO THESE CHICKS THINK THEY ARE FOOLING? ITS OBVIOUS AS H-E-L-L THAT YOU ARE GAY IF U WONT TELL ANYONE. WHATS THE POINT OF HIDING IT. AND ITS ALSO HARD TO HIDE IT WHEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST HAVE NAMES LIKE FEMM-A-LICUS69 AND DOM_4U...CMON NOW...U GET A DUMBY SLAP FOR THAT SHYT!28. PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THEY ARE ONLY ON HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS. WELL IF U HAVE TO USE THE INTERNET JUST TO MAKE FRIENDS THATS PRETTY PATHETIC.29. JACKAZZES THAT PURPOSLY DONT PUT THEIR PICS ON THEIR PAGE BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE PEOPLE TO JUDGE THEM ON LOOKS. C`MON NOW THATS SOMETHING THAT INSECURE PEOPLE SAY, ISNT IT?30. PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY LOOK LIKE SOMEONE FAMOUS, AND HAVE NOTHING BUT PICS OF THE PERSON THEY SAY THEY LOOK LIKE AND NO PICS OF THEMSELVES. C`MON HUN NO ONE BELIEVES YOU31. PEOPLE WHITH 1,000 PICS ON THEIR PAGE THEN GOT NERVE TO SAY "DONT JUST LOOK AT MY PICS"....YEAH OK....32. DUMMIES WITH NOTHING BUT GROUP PICS ALL OVER THIER PAGE. COME ON MAN NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHICH ONE IS YOU. AND 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 THEY ARE THE LEAST ATTRACTIVE ONE...LOL. SO LADIES DONT GET MAD AND START HATING WHEN I ASK ABOUT THE SEXY AZZ CHICK ON THE FAR LEFT AND NOT THE FAT UGLY ONE IN THE MIDDLE...HAHAHAHAHA...IM SO MEAN.33. WHEN PEOPLE PUT UP OLD AZZ PICS OF THEMSELVES, KNOWING DAMN WELL U DONT LOOK LIKE THAT ANYMORE. U 25 YEARS OLD WITH YOUR PROM PICS STILL UP. CMON MAN THAT AINT FAIR. UPDATE PLEASE. LET US SEE HOW MUCH WEIGHT YOU`VE GAINED. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!34. PEOPLE THAT WANT TO PUT UP WAY TOO PERSONAL SHITT ON YOUR COMMENT BOX. OR BETTER YET WANT TO CARRY ON A NORMAL CONVERSTION ALL ON UR COMMENT BOX. WHAT PART OF THE GAME IS THAT? THE WHOLE WORLD DOESNT NEED TO KNOW HOW MUCH U MISS SOMEONE YOU SUKKA FOR LOVE ASS FOO!!!!!35. AND WHY MUST YOU LADIES PUT UP NOTHING BUT PICS OF U POSING WITH CELEBRITIES LIKE U KNOW THEM PERSONALY. DONT U KNOW THAT JUST MAKES U LOOK LIKE A GROUPIE????36. WHY IS THERE NOTHING BUT ALL THE UGLY PEOPLE ON BLACKPLANET NOW? LMAO37. AND WHO TOLD YOU PEOPLE TO HAVE ALL THESE FALLING GRAPHICS ON YOUR PAGE, HUH? HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO SEND U NOTES AND STALK U IF I HAVE TO DODGE FALLING STRAWBERRYS JUST TO CLICK THE DAMN SEND NOTE BUTTON. AND I KNOW YALL FEEL ME CUZ U CANT CLICK ON SOMETHING IF THERE IS ALL THIS "CHITTT" FALLING ALL OVER UR LAME ASS PAGE.38. FELLAZ, STOP HARRASSING THESE CHICKS WITH PICS OF THEIR ASS ALL OVER THEIR PAGE. CHANCES ARE, THEY DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, AND 9 TIMES OUT OF 10, THEY ARE LOOKING FOR OTHER CHICKS ANYWAYS, SO JUST LET IT GO....SHIT, I HAD TO...HAHA39. WHY DO I KEEP SEEING FAT UGLY PEOPLE WITH HEADLINES LIKE "LOVED BY FEW AND HATED BY MANY". ARE U SERIOUS? WHO THE HELL IS HATING ON YOU? TASTEY PROBABLY, CUZ U KEEP BUGGIN THEM TO MAKE NEW S....HAHAHAHAHA...YALL KNOW THAT WAS FUNNY...IM DYIN OVER HERE SON!40. WHATS WITH ALL THESE SILLY ASS MOFOs CASHING THEIR CHECKS FROM BURGER KING AND McDONALD'S? THEN TAKING PICS OF THEIR MONEY AND POSTING IT ON THEIR PAGE LIKE THEY FUCKIN TONY MONTANA. ARE YOU GUYS FOR REAL?41. I GUESS I DIDNT GET THE "POST PICS OF MY B/F OR G/F ALL OVER MY PAGE" MEMO.....MY EMAILS WAS DOWN SEND IT AGAIN....NOT! HAHA42. WHATS WITH PEOPLE STILL STEELING OTHER PEOPLE'S PICS? ITS FLATTERING AND ALL BUT DAMN DO U LOOK THAT BAD THAT U CANT POST YOUR OWN PICS? WELL AT LEAST U KNOW YOUR UGLY...HAHA. BUT FOR REAL, HOW OLD ARE WE AGAIN?????43. NOW LADIES, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO GET MAD AT US FOR TALKING TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS? YOU WASNT GIVING US NO PLAY SO WHY YOU GETTING MAD?44. IM NOT SURE ABOUT THIS BUT MAYBE ITS JUS ME. NOW WHY DO ALL THE WOMEN ON MYSPACE ALL THE SUDDEN THINK THEY ARE POETS? LOL45. IF U HAVE TO ANNOUNCE TO MYSPACE THAT YOUR BACK....THATS PROBABLY NOT A GOOD LOOK.**OTHER SHYT THAT KILLS ME**-REPEATING MYSELF-REPEATING MYSELF...LOL-PEOPLE THAT ERASE EVERYTHING WHEN REPLYING TO YOUR NOTES. HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO REMEMBER WHAT WE WAS TALKING ABOUT FOO!?!?!?!-MISSY ELLIOTT-RUNNING OUT OF TOILET PAPER WHILE YOUR ON THE TOILET-WHEN THE PUMP AT THE GAS STATION KEEPS CUTTIN OFF ON YOU BEFORE ITS FULL. (OR IS THAT JUST ME)-BUGS-GETTING UP BEFORE NOON-BUGS-WORKING WITH PEOPLE U CANT STAND-DID I MENTION BUGS?-FAMILY MEMBERS THAT ALWAYS WANT TO BARROW YOUR SHYT. THEN U GOT TO ASK TO BARROW IT BACK-SEEING SEXY AZZ CHICKS IN PUBLIC WITH THEIR CLOWN AZZ B/F ATTACHED TO THEIR ARM-LOVE NIGHTCLUB-WHEN U CANT FIND THE REMOTE-ONLY GETTING 95.5 IN MY CUBE AT WORK-PEOPLE THAT "I-M" U ONCE EVERY 3 MONTHS, THEN GET MAD WHEN U DONT REMEMBER THEM-CATS: THEY ARE TOO MUCH LIKE WOMEN, ONLY COME TO YOU WHEN THEY WANT SOMETHING-MAKING PLANS, THEY USUALY NEVER COME THROUGH-BROKE AZZ HOMEBOYS-PAYING $30 FOR GAS. I REMEMBER THEM DAYS WHEN $15 WOULD FILL UP YOUR TANK AND LAST A WHOLE WEEK-BUSH-WHEN U GOT TO TAKE A DUMP AND U ARE NOWHERE NEAR HOME-KIDS HAVING KIDS LIKE ITS COOL NOW-SCRAPING ICE OFF YOUR CAR-WE ARE ONE-HOBO-WHEN U TALKING ON THE PHONE AND THE PERSON ON THE OTHER END TALKS TO EVERYONE ELSE IN THE BACKGROUND EXCEPT FOR U-YOUNG CHICKS TRYING TO BE GROWN FUKKIN WITH OLD HEAD NICCAZ-COLD FRIES-WHEN CHICKS WONT DANCE WITH U IN THE CLUB BUT TURN AROUND AND FREAK THE HELL OUT OF SOME CLOWN AZZ JAMAICAN-WAITING IN LINE AT THE DMV-WHEN WENDYS GETS STINGY WITH THE HONEY MUSTARD-TOO MANY NICCAZ AND NOT ENOUGH HOEZ-SITTING IN THE CRIB ON A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY NITE-WHEN PEOPLE CAUSE TRAFFIC BY RUBBER NECKING-GETTING MY CAR FIXED. MECHANICS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO JERK YOU-OVERWEIGHT VEGGITARIANS (THATS LIKE A OXYMORON)-PLACES THAT DONT ACCEPT DEBIT CARDS-DRIVING BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 4PM AND 6PM MON-FRI--PAYING FOR HEALTH CARE AND CAR INSURANCE. NOW IF NOTHING HAPPENS, SHOULDNT I GET MY DAMN MONEY BACK?????-NIGGAZ THAT WEAR SMALL CLOTHES. THE USHER LOOK IS QUITE HOMO!-WHEN YOU ARE TRYING TO FINISH SOMETHING UP AT WORK SO YOU CAN LEAVE, THEN EVERYTHING MALFUNCTIONS-PEOPLE WITH NEXTELS..."PLEASE HOLD WHILE THE NEXTEL SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH IS LOCATED....." THEN GOES STRAIGHT TO VOICEMAIL...WTF!-FICA AND MEDICARE-IS IT ME OR HAVE U EVER JUST LOOKED AT SOMEONE AND SAID TO YOURSELF..."DAMN I KNOW THEY GOT STINKY BREATH..."?????-AND WHY IS IT THAT I CANT GET ANY LOVE FROM ANY CHICKS UP NORTH?????? "WERD IS BOND SON!"-PEOPLE THAT SQUEEZE TOOTHPASTE FROM THE MIDDLE...UGH!-ARE MEXICANS AND SALVIDORIANS THE ONLY HISPANICS PEOPLE IN MARYLAND???-AND IF I HEAR ABOUT ONE MORE CHICK SAYING SHE IS BROKE IMA SCREAM! HOW ABOUT THEY GOTO THE CLUB WITH $20 AND LEAVE THE CLUB WITH $20 DRUNK AS HELL. THEY SHOES ARE LIKE $50 CHEAPER THEN OURS. THEY CLOTHES ARE CHEAPER THEN OURS. THEY GET FREE MOVIES AND FREE DINNER. I MEAN THEY WHOLE SOCIAL LIFE IS PAID FOR....WHAT DE FUKK!-ILL BE SO GLAD WHEN THIS PUNK ROCKER HAIR-DOO FOR THESE WOMEN GO OUT OF SYLE. SHIT IS SO NOT CUTE LADIES. U LOOK LIKE THE SON ROBBIE FROM THAT TV SHOW THE DINOSAURS....HAHAHAHHA-WHEN U GOTTA GO POTTY AT WORK AND SOMEONE IS ALREADY IN THE STALLS. I HATE THAT SHIT!-CHICKS THAT GOTO THE CLUB EVERY DAMN WEEKEND CUZ YALL GET IN FREE. THEY GOT NERVE TO CALL ME A LOSER CUZ I DONT GO ALL THE TIME. SHIT ITS LIKE $15-20 FOR DUDES MAN WTF! I AINT GOT THAT KINDA MONEY TO BE WASTING JUST TO SEE YALL DANCE WITH EACHOTHER...FUCKIN "POSERS"...HAHAHAHA-WHY DO CLOWN ASS NIGGAZ GET ALL THE BANGIN ASS CHICKS????? MAYBE I SHOULD START WEARING CLOTHES 3 TIMES SMALLER AND POP MY COLLAR UP BEFORE I GO OUT....AND OH YEA, CANT FORGET MY LOAFERS, SKIN TITE JEANS AND MY CLOWN ASS TRUCKER HAT....-CHICKS THAT ACT LIKE THEY ARE TOO GOOD TO MEET UP OFF THE NET. THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE THE CLASSIC MYSPACE PIC ON YOUR PAGE, OF YOU STANDING IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR CAMERA PHONE POINTED AT THE DAMN MIRROR, WHILE YOU ARE STANDING THERE BUTTASS NEKKEDZ?-WHY ARE MOST OF THE DIME CHICKS GOLDDIGGERS? I MEAN DAMN, WOULD IT KILL U TO PAY FOR A DATE SOMETIMES?-WHAT MAKES THESE WOMEN WANT TO BE SO QUICK TO PUT HANDCUFFS ON A NIGGA? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO LETTING THE RELATIONSHIP GROW? LOL-EVER TALK TO SOMEONE FOR LIKE A FEW DAYS THEN ALL THE SUDDEN OUT OF NOWHERE THEY NOW HAVE A B/F OR G/F...FUCK IS UP WITH THAT? IF U ARE ALREADY FUCKIN WITH SOMEONE LET A NIGGA KNOW 1ST BEFORE I START WASTING MY FUCKIN TIME AND MY PRESCIOUS MONEY. SHIT! JORDANS COST A GRIP NOW DAYS FOO!-WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO SHARE WITH ME THEIR LITTLE GROUPIE TALES. I DONT GIVE A DAMN IF U HUNG OUT WITH METHOD MAN OR JOE BUDDENS. OR HOW MANY TIMES A GUY KEEPS CALLING U. WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR ME LADIES???? FELLAZ I KNOW U FEEL ME ON THIS ONE!-WHY DO PEOPLE WITH NICE CARS DRIVE SO FUCKIN SLOW? BUT THEN U SEE SOME RUSTBUCKET FLYING DOWN THE HIGHWAY WITH PLASTIC BAGS AS WINDOWS MAKING A SHIT LOAD OF NOISE GOING PAST YOU....-EVER BEEN DRIVING AND WANTED TO GET OVER TO THE NEXT LANE, SO U SPEED UP TO PASS SOMEONE AND AS SOON AS THEY SEE U CHECKING YOUR REARVIEW....THOES FUCKERS SPEED UP? WTF! I REALLY HATE THAT SHIT MAAAAN!-WHEN YOUR AT WORK EATING LUNCH AND THERE IS ALWYAS THIS ONE DICKHEAD THAT WALKS BY YOUR DESK AND SAYS "HEY, SOMEONE IS HAVING PIZZA..." I HATE THAT GUY!!!!-FELLAZ, DONT U HATE IT WHEN A CHICK HITS U WITH THE "IM TOO TIRED TO MEET UP OR GO OUT" CARD? YEA BUT THEY ASS WASNT TO TIRED TO HAVE 3 KIDS NOW WERE THEY?-WHY IS IT OK FOR FEMALES TO HAVE LIKE 751 PICS OF THEMSELVES ON THIER PAGE BUT IF A DUDE HAS MORE THEN 5 HE IS "CONCITED"? WTF WAS THAT...lol-PEOPLE WHO GET MARRIED BEFORE THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK. I MEAN WHO DOES THAT? IN TWO YEARS UR ASS IS GONNA BE SINGLE AGAIN...LOL...SO WHY NOT WAIT? PLUS ITS NO FUN HAVING NON-ALCOHOLIC WINE AT UR WEDDING.-WHEN HANDICAPPED PEOPLE IN WHEEL CHARIS GET MAD AT YOU FOR HELPING THEM. WELL FINE THEN, STRUGGLE OPENING THE DOOR, HOLDING UR COOFFEE AND UR CIGARETTE ALL AT THE SAME TIME BITCH! THATS WHY I HOPE YOUR BATTARY RUNS OUT ON YOU WHILE YOUR RIDING UP A HILL...HAHAHAHAHAHHAA (IM SO GOING TO HELL FOR THAT ONE)-2 THINGS THAT NEVER GO TOGETHER...SHORTS AND LOAFERS! C'MON OLE PLAYAZZZZ STOP THAT SHIT!!!!-IS IT JUST ME, OR ARE MOST FEMALES WITH DREDS AND NO MAKE-UP, GAY?-AND IMA NEED FOR ALL THE OOOGLY PEOPLE TO STOP BEING SO DAMN PERSISTANT AND LEAVE US BEAUTFUL PEOPLE ALONE POR FAVOR! LMAO....J/K-SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY KFC HAS DESCIDED TO NOW MAKE THEIR MACARONI AND CHEESE RUNNY....FUCK IS UP WITH THAT??? I DONT WANT MAC N CHEESE SOUP, SINCE WHEN DID U EVER HAVE TO EAT MAC N CHEESE WITH A SPOON MAN....COCKFAGS!-WHY DOES LIFE SEEM LIKE ONE BIG PARTY TO MOST WOMEN????? FELLAZ I THINK THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH 'YOU FOOLZ' BUYING THEM DRINKS LEFT AND RIGHT AT THE CLUB. CUZ I SURE AS HELL DONT, BUT I BET UR ASS IF 'YALL' STOPPED BUYING THESE CHICKS DRINKS AND MADE THEM HEFFAZ PAY, THEY WOULD DEFINATLY WEIGHT THEIR OPTIONS BEFORE HITTING UP ANY CLUB....LMAO. SEE THEY CAN BE LIFETIME PARTYGOERS CUZ THEY NEVER HAVE TO SPEND A DIME!-ITS 2007, WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE THAT STILL DONT HAVE A CELL PHONE?-DON'T U HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SLOW DOWN BECAUSE OF A ACCIDENT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FUCKING HIGHWAY?-WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE TURN DOWN THEIR RADIO TO PARALEL PARK? HAHA...I DO THAT SHIT TOO...LOL-WHY DO PEOPLE ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH A QUESTION? LIKE "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONITE?"...."WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONITE?" UGH! I HATE THAT!-WHY DO PEOPLE PUT ON THEIR GLASSES TO HEAR YOU TALK? "HOLD ON, WHAT DID YOU SAY? LET ME GET MY GLASSES." LOL-HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT JAIL IS BIG BUSINESS NOW? YOU CANT EVEN SELL A RECORD W/O GOING TO JAIL TO PROMOTE IT. DAMN SHAME!-DON'T YOU HATE THOES NERDY GUYS AT YOUR JOB THAT ALWAYS TRY TO OUTWORK YOU? FUCKIN KISS ASS!!!-I HATE WHEN FEMALES ACT LIKE THEY DONT HAVE NO A TEXT MESSAGING PLAN. MAYBE I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVERYDAY AND THE BEST WAY TO IGNORE YOU IS THROUGH TEXT MESSAGES...HAHAHAHA-WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO POUR OUT THEIR LAME ASS FEELINGS IN BLOGS, WTF CARES? I DONT KNOW WHY PEOPLE PUT THEMSELVES ON BLAST LIKE THAT ANYWAY. ESPCIALY WHEN WOMEN WANT TO CRY OUT LOUD TO MYSPACE ABOUT GETTING THEIR HEARTS BROKEN. OMG...BLAH BLAH BLAH... WHY DO YOU WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MEN? LOL LADIES HAVE NO FEAR, FOR I HAVE THE REMEDEY FOR THIS PROBLEM U ARE FACING. *LOOK AT UR ASS ALL LEANING CLOSER TO THE SCREEN...LOL* LISTEN UP.....MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP FUCKING WITH LOSERS! POINT BLANK. NOW STOP WHINING MAN-UP! GO DO SOME PUSH UPS OR SOMETHING....LOL-I HATE SITTING NEXT TO KIDS ON THE PLANE CUZ ALL THEY DO IS STARE AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME. THEN U TRY TO STARE AT THEM BACK AND THEY GO CRYING TO MOMMA, AND 5 MIN LATER THEY STARING AT YOU AGAIN.-WHY DO WOMEN ALWAYS ASK GUYS IF THEY DANCE AT THE CLUB? FUCK DOES IT MATTER TO U, YALL NEVER WANT TO DANCE IN THE CLUB ANYWAYS...LOL.
