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Buddy

About Me

I'm a yellow labrador with an attitude, but most people don't know this because I pretend to be really nice and friendly. I got this waste-of-time myspace because my owner Ryan, may he live forever, wanted me to prove myself better than some dog he met named Zeke. Apparently he feels threatened by this "dog." I'm yellow, about 75 pounds. I have two ears, two eyes, and long tail that I like to slap stuff with. Sometimes I get really happy and I like to prance and dance around the yard chasing tennis balls and terrorizing unsuspecting squirrels. I sleep a lot on my big blue bed. It's comfy. I don't like cats; in fact, I hate them. I would say overall I'm a very happy dog...It's just that when I have to deign to such menial tasks as creating a myspace to impress my owner that I get annoyed. So I apologize if this reading has been a bit bitter. I can't stand bad literature....

My Interests

Your mom is my primary interest. I also like beer, smoking, and volunteering as a seeing eye dog.

I'd like to meet:

Your mom

Music:

In all honesty, I like to go running with my owner. Sometimes he brings along other dogs, like the German Pointer Sweet. Sweet is fast, real fast. I'm slower than him. It's still fun, though. Good music is Elton John, The Eagles, The Beach Boys, ELO, and Jack Johnson. If you don't agree with me, then you can talk to my lawyer. I'll see you in court.

Movies:

Homeword Bound kicked some serious tail. My favorite expression is "the dog days of summer."
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Television:

My favorite tv shows are Wrestling, Extreme Bingo, and the shoppers network.

Books:

Anything that is lewd, crude, and rude. I like books that use a lot of curse words. My favorite books are Bambi Strikes Back, the Drunk Jedi, and some others. I typically read between 18 to 20 hours a day. Some say that I'm a supreme intellectual, others say I'm a yellow lab with a personality and characteristics that were conceived of by a 17 year old boy who had nothing better to do than to create a myspace for me... it's in the eye of the beholder.

Heroes:

I pretty much worship myself...

My Blog

Thoughts

Last summer, I read All the King's Men.  In one of the concluding chapters, there was this random philosophical passage that simply lighted up my world.  It talks about something like this.....
Posted by Buddy on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 10:16:00 PST

a harsh scolding to the scoundrels of the world

Hello my loyal followers, welcome to my first blog.  I am a four year old yellow labrador, but it must be said that I think, speak, and write, at a post-graduate level.  Quite impressiv...
Posted by Buddy on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 07:43:00 PST