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COWBOY ZEN

I can hear your silence loud and clear.

About Me

"I need you as much as I need a mutha fuckin asshole on my elbow... RIGHT HERE!... an asshole, that's how much I need you!"........."My tongues the only muscle in my body that works harder than my heart!"

My Interests

Art & designing, Pushing a car to it's limits, starbucks drip coffee (every fuckin morning when i'm already runnin 15mins late and the line is out the door), music, 80s movies, going to shows, 80s dance nite, Kareoke, magazines, american muscle cars, shoes, fashion, VDUBS, S&M!, hentai, makin' love, Pin-ups gurls, Macintosh computers, My ipod!, My cat's (Bambino & Duffy), playing drums, skateboarding, rollercoasters, Theme parks, Anime, Black t-shirts, gurls wit tats, gurls with short hair, black hair blue eyes, hot pink, indie comics, SATAN!, giant robots, YO MAMMA, underwater basket weaving, PORN and gurls!

I'd like to meet:

Fido

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Music:

Social Distortion, Tiger Army, Danko Jones, The Hives, J. Cash, Southern Rock! The Bones, The Bars, DESCENDENTS!, ALL!, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Face to Face, Radiohead, Denali, Misfits, Balzac, Mike Ness, Maylene and the sons of disaster planes mistaken for stars, Poison, 50s rock and roll, The Cure, Jawbreaker, HIM!!! Les Savy Fav, Hot Rod Circuit, Journey, Darkest Hour, Bane T.G.U.K, small brown bike, Fairweather (Jay you RULE!), 80s music, Knapsack, The Jealous Sound, ALKALINE TRIO!!!!!!!!!!!! Atreyu!!! superchunk, Bad Religon, Hayden, Hot Water Music, P.E., tribe, Unearth, Reggie and the Full Effect, Method Man, The WU and anything else that rocks!

Movies:

Evil Dead part 2 and Army of Darkness, True Romance,Old Boy, Waiting, Anchorman, Kids, Top Secret, Rules of Attraction, SLC Punk, Mall Rats, Weird Science, Better Off Dead, Mega Zone 23, The Fifth Element, Basketball Diaries, Can't Buy Me Love, Gone in 60 Seconds (remake), the Ring, Highway, The Incredibles, Back to the Future, The DC video, Thrashin' and Fight Club. That's all i can think of for now.

Television:

IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

Books:

On a Pale Horse, Everything That Rises Must Converge, Graphic Novels: Sleep Walk, Y the Last Man, The Life of David Boring, Haunted, pretty much anything written by Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Han Solo, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Lee, Ron Burgundy and Martha Stewart

My Blog

STOP! before it’s too late!

Mike! This is you from the future! This is not a joke. Listen to me you ASSHOLE! Do not drink that last sip of beer and do not jerk off tonight. You could be killing yourself in the passssss............
Posted by COWBOY ZEN on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 08:07:00 PST

Chicks and Metal

Why is it that the majority of women don't listen to metal. I don't get it. Even if it's to relieve some anger. I'm sorry, but if I'm road rage in' in my car, blasting some J.T. or Britany Spears just...
Posted by COWBOY ZEN on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 06:49:00 PST

Skateboarding is for losers, like myself!

My switch 360 flips (that I can't really do) cause peoples' faces to explode! According to my skateboard coach, Jason aka "Bumb Hipper".
Posted by COWBOY ZEN on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 03:20:00 PST

My sad mohawk!

So, I tried to spike up my mohawk today for work and it ended up in disaster. I got the front part up fine but, the back kept falling down. Kat told me my hawk was emo-sad like my glasses. So, I tried...
Posted by COWBOY ZEN on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:46:00 PST