Melissophobia - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Common Misconceptions regarding Melissa:
1. Mr. Ringley is not her father, although he did teach her to juggle.
2. While several young photographers start their careers as school photographers, Melissa never sat for Diane Arbus.
3. Ray did not find her on Mars. However, she was found eating a Mars bar on a Venice pier sometime in the late 1990’s.
4. She was not sent back in time, or left here by time traveling tourist. She suffers diligently from motion sickness.
5. She cannot confirm or deny what happened on that particular potato field outside of Dublin, or why she was screaming "Slitz, you Ubber! Slitz", so please do not pressure her to say.
6. Readers should note the impossibilities in believing anyone can escape from the Valley of the Blue Moon, and remain 31.
7. Once through the power of modern technology, Neil did say it was him.*
Inspired in every way by 'The Quotable Sandman'
Myspace Extended Network Banners

My Interests

In a Past Life...
You Were: A Friendly Beekeeper.

Where You Lived: France.

How You Died: Dysentery. Who Were You In a Past Life?Books, Fanfiction, Writing, Drinking, Music, Fandoms that include but are not limited to, Harry Potter and the Slashy goodness of a Snarry or Snupin Star Wars, Star Trek, X-files, Law and Order SVU, Dystopians.

I'd like to meet:

Phil, Ozma, and Alice

myspace contact tables

Music:

HAMMER ON THE KRAB

Movies:

KEVIN SMITH .... oh and ... Soylent Green, City Slickers, Empire Records, Star Wars, Star Trek, Amen, and Who's afraid of Virginia Wolf.

Television:

The Colbert Report...(bears still on notice). John Stewart and the daily show....And of course that one episode of South Park where the kids end up in a mental hospital cuz they think they have special powers.

Books:

Fahrenheit 451, 1984, Brave New World, The Man who was Thursday, Lost Horizons, Random Harvest, Cry the Beloved Country, I am the Cheese, The Last Unicorn, The Sandman, The Color Purple, The Bell Jar, Girl Interrupted, Jane Eyre, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, Funeral blues, Death is a lonely buisness, Something Wicked this Way Comes, and of course Harry Potter.

Heroes:

My Mom

My Blog

FYI, the back story to Ice.

ICE is the ever after story of the Snow Queen, by Anderson. Yes he wrote two, but "Ice" deals with Gerda and Kai. for those of you who dont remember let me give you a cliff note version, T...
Posted by Melissophobia on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:41:00 PST

Ice by Em Conway

Ice "Then seek your Saviour down below' For roses in the valleys grow!" It fell slowly, drifting down, letting itself only feel the current of air as the light fell through the shutters expos...
Posted by Melissophobia on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 12:33:00 PST

Master and wolf

All things it seems come to an end. I think the end came to master and the wolf....I am sad to see the end of an amazing site and a Great Arc. Wherever you are Chance, I wish you many happy slashy&nbs...
Posted by Melissophobia on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:57:00 PST

Mont des Martyrs

Rufus Wainwright La Complainte de la ButteThe moon, all too fair, in your russet-red hair sets a sparkling crown The moon, all too red with glory, is spread on your poor, tattered gown&nb...
Posted by Melissophobia on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:19:00 PST

DRUNKEN MEMORIES

Osc~ Ok-Took me a while because I head to search through the vast data bank of drunken moments. I mean, my God there were thousands! I'd have to say Sheila's house, the leaky roof, and the paralyzing ...
Posted by Melissophobia on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

13 things I learned this weekend.

13 things I learned this weekend 1. ALWAYS leave the restraunt before Caro. 2. Men named Auggie are not to be trusted. 3. Whiskey at certain baby showers is a totally acceptable gift. 3b. porn is...
Posted by Melissophobia on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 08:59:00 PST

Lucy

Oh.....My......GOD! this is brill. http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=qy-frAta-vs&search=wi lliam%20shatner...
Posted by Melissophobia on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:01:00 PST

quotes

"You loved people and you came to depend on their being there. But people died or changed or went away and it hurt too much. The only way to avoid that pain was not to love anyone, and not to let anyo...
Posted by Melissophobia on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:29:00 PST

spirits

I remember something in my Religions class about spirits temporarily possessing people in order to send a message. Or maybe it was just the subconscious part of you that is still tied to the...
Posted by Melissophobia on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 12:51:00 PST