Oh does anyone even read these things? If you’re really my friend or maybe even dislike me but know me you won’t have to read this. Wait maybe you will read it because I am SOOO WITTY AND FUNNY (looking). Who knows so let me go on about myself. I am never serious, even when I should be. If you met me you would probably think I was much younger than what I am and not just because of my ridiculously ageless beauty (Wow I laughed just typing that). I am never petty and I am always acting a fool. Girls ( and guys) that go out and act soooo serious cause they are soooooo hot really need to relax…life’s too short for that act. I always have to laugh when ladies give my friends and I the OMG look, just because we are having fun doesn’t mean we are _________(fill in the blank with something negative). Stop being insecure, haha. I LOVEEEEEEE to go out ( my favorite spots are Tryst and Pure ) Now, lets not “get it twisted hereâ€,just because I go out does NOT mean I am a drug addict or that I sleep with TONS OF GUYS! I really just like being social and having fun. Why sit at home and watch TV ( I don’t own one) or as I waste my time…online. We are only young one time, we only have one life to live. My father used to tell me,†When you are old and near death you will not sit there and think,'If I could ONLY have one more day to go to work or one more day to stay in and watch television.' No, you will regret all the things you missed out on, all the exciting things you passed up.†So, with that I sort of base my life hahaha. I don’t want to look back thinking “Oh how I wish I had done that..."
My friends and I back in ohio have a saying,†Don’t waste the pretty!†It goes along with the above. You get it right? Ok enough about that…
I Love music. Is that weird, sure, probably... who cares. I always listen to house music at home or at the gym but I have been known to “shake it like a salt shaker" or maybe “drop it like it’s hot “( and have my pants split down the middle, happened twice) My dance moves are really stupid and I think sometimes people think I am having a seizure…If it makes someone laugh then it’s all good. I love doing things like the sprinkler and I make too many stupid faces at people when I am out. This is probably why guys never talk to me. Oh well. As for friends, I really love quality people. I am like a guy with my friends, “hoes before bros!†wait, I don’t know if that works..hummm. I am really carefree and laid back, I never really get mad, I honestly can't remember the last time i was mad at someone? I love to work out, I sometimes get really excited to be able to go to the gym with my ipod and listen to music for a few hours. Ok if you are still reading this thing you should probably kill yourself. If you are a "soon to be tourist" and you’re about to write me…WILL YOU SHOW ME AROUND! NO I am not a damn tour guide, I have a job here I work 40 hours a week! ALSO I am not going to show you and your bros a good times at the Sahara so save your time…don’t even hit “message meâ€. It’s ok if you drop me a msg that is real and may make me laugh though. I hate “what happens in vegas stays in vegas!†Bleh. Trust me Mr-wealthy-45-year-old we know you’re not single, so don’t even waste your breath, anyhow we aren’t really interested in you…we’re probably going to just drink your goose then kindly say, “hum, we have to use the restroom†and you will never see us again!
People always tell me that they've never met anyone like me. I am sure this is a good thing right humm.?! I just do I guess weird things? I love using plastic wear, not metal. I am a neat freak, all my clothes are in color order ( from longest sleeve to shortest), I love eating frozen fat free whip cream, I have no problem walking around and holding serious convorsations totally nude ( my room roomie Ali could tell you about it, i will probably have to pay for her therapy). At nighttime i normally have vasiline all over my face, it's pretty weird i know but i don't want wrinkles! HAHA i guess if you really want to know more you would have to get to really know me...
I miss my girls in Ohio SOOO much. They are irreplaceable! I can’t wait to spoon you all!!!!! Also I am not a tranny, a "cougar", a man, or a hooker. That should cover it….
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