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Hipster Cannibalization Unit

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About Me

I, like so many others before me, edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
So, my buddy Tim has been doing some research on the history of local movie theaters here in the C-bus area. He dug up this lil' gem and sent it to me... my mom used to take me to The World in the late 70s, early 80s to see shit like The Wall and Wizards. Did she know they showed porn during the day? Probably. That's just how my mama rolled...
Okay, so here's the deal. Sara Cella made me do this... I'm usually not one for exposing myself to untold billions, but perhaps that's why I'm not a rock star. So, if you care to see my panties, get your quarter ready and take a peek:
I'm sort of an artist-in-incubation, an independent scholar, an activist agitator. I am one of a healthy handful of women who organize Ladyfest Ohio in all of it's various incarnations between 2004-07.
I was working as a Field Organizer for PPAO ... but then funding was cut, and you know the rest. I'm working at a place where I'm sort of a college admissions representative... kinda. Not really. About twice a month I work in an art gallery , and pretend I'm an expert. I also work at Studio 35 (indie media 4-ever) and moderate their myspace... which is probably how you found me. If you like movies, pop by on a Friday and I will bestow my own unique brand of surly service and acrid feminist film criticism upon you.
Anywho, Emily-Kitturah Westenhouser put together this cool little zine for the art show we chaired in 2004, and made me work up an artist's statement even thought I didn't have any actual work of my own up. I think it sums up what I'm trying to do on Myspace:
"I graduated from the Columbus College of Art and Design in 1993 -- a school known for churning out great technicians and advertising pups, but intentionally light on theory. I have always been painfully aware the role image-making plays in the social construction of our reality, but had no real tools with which to subvert or re-construct what I saw as problems of discrimination, oppression, and violence against anyone deemed "different" by "normal" society. I flat out refuse to be part of the problem... which lead me to not doing much art.
In an attempt to get my art-on again, I completed my MA in Women's Studies in 2003, concentrating on feminist film theories and other theories of representational difference. Helping to organize Ladyfest Ohio has been a dream come true -- an opportunity to support the invisible work that I KNOW is right here in my community, to meet and learn from other women walking their talk, and to link what might seem like the illusional, heady realm of language and theory to the materiality of what it means to be "different" under the Bush administration in 2004."
As with any other mini-statement, this is not completely representative of all the party-people rockin' in my attic. I could complicate everything I said in the above with equally relevant issues. But I only promised you a peek at my panties -- what, you thought I'd give it all away on the first date?
Okay boys... it's time to cough up that quarter.

My Interests

Change, independent media, feminism, womanism, anti-racism, social and political theory, deconstruction, anti-consumerism, science fiction and horror film, art for art's sake, stoner rock, graphic novels, equality, rubber bugs, coffee, personal expression, general noirishness, drinking Jack Daniels, and being the best pain in the ass I can be.

Here's an artist I like -- Angie Mason. She had a show in NYC, which is what this flier is about. This is a link to her profile so you can also enjoy her in all of her glory: Angie Mason

I'd like to meet:

Feminists of all flavors. Filmmakers, artists, zinesters, muscians, crafters, activists. Other people's cats. Doodlers. Apocolyptic hippies. Feminist Metalheads, and MOC (metalheads of color). Goths gone pink. Folks who are whores for color. Rodeo clowns. Individuals who are incidentally and accidentally pretentious.

And anyone wanted by the FBI for rampant acts of individual thought. Oh, and anyone with tips on how to be anti-capitalist AND make a living... cuz I'm kinda sucking at that right now. It seems I've never enough to buy a new soul.

This is some art by Cristy C. Road, who I met awhile back at the Allied Media Conference. She is swell. Hire and pay her to doodle for you.

I think if I could hang out with a dead artist, it'd have to be the little known surrealist Remedios Varo . I thought it'd be uncool to hork her images, so please take a peek at the link... it'll be worth your time. There's this cool page called the Varo Registry that has some pretty kick ass women artists on it. Check it out, too.
I don't know who this fabulous myspace personality is, but I'm in love with anything that deconstructs that useless ol' mammy stereotype. Here's to

Ain't Jamama for giving her such remarkable multiplicity!

Music:

I pledge allegaince to no genre.

I was weened on a heavy diet of counter-culture, so a certain amount of hippy, psychadelic folk rock, blues and bluegrass is, for better or worse, part of my psyche. In reaction to this, heavy metal of the thrash variety was my first love during the teen years; if it involved loving satan, I'm probably well versed.

What is in my disc player this week: Tom Waits, Rasputina, Boris, White Stripes, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Billie Holiday, Adrian Belew, High on Fire, Porcupine Tree, The Melvins, Django Reinhart, Dresden Dolls, Black Sabbath, Ani DiFranco, David Bowie, Sonic Youth, Ween, God Speed You Black Emperor, Trans Am, Loose (35007), Orange Goblin... and of course, Citronomicon! I like my metal filthy, my prog experimental, my ladies full of acrid, sarcastic feminist wit, my jazz structured, and my punk non-commercial.

I once had an epiphany that if Janis Joplin had had a real friend in high school, she probably wouldn't have died so soon... or ripped off such victimey songs.

I have a dream of one day kicking Ted Nugent square in the nuts.
I once did a class-construction analysis of "Lords of Chaos"... fascinating, but not really the point, I know. ..

Movies:

I decided for 2008 I would list every film I see this year, no matter how I saw it. Yes, this means any awful thing I watched in it's entirety while hung over on the sofa. Kind of an honest snap-shot of my film consumption. Just indulge me, okay?
APRIL
A Clockwork Orange (1971)
The Animation Show 4
American Zombie (2007)
Factotum (2005)
Donnie Darko (1982)
Ballet Russes (2005)
Blade Runner (2001)
Barbarella (1968)
The Libertine (2004)
The Lady in Question is Charles Busch (2005)
Everything's Gone Green (2006)
Chain (2004)
The Graduate (1967)
The Decline and Fall... of a Birdwatcher (1968)
Open City (1945)
Don't Come Knockin' (2005)
Run Fatboy Run (2007)
MARCH
Ghost Rider (2007)
Grindhouse: Planet Terror (2007)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Duck, You Sucker (1971)
Legend (1985)
Persepolis (2007)
Flash Gordon (1980)
The Commitments (1991)
The Thing (1982)
Big Trouble in Little China (1986)
FEBRUARY
Dagon (2001)
Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (2006)
El Orfanato (2007)
Jenifer (2005)
Atlas Dei (2007)
Blue Velvet (1986)
Phantoms (1998)
Tout va Bein (1972)
East is East (1999)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
The Messengers (2007)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
JANUARY
Escape From The Planet of the Apes (1971)
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1973)
Bug (2006)
From Beyond (1986)
The Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (1993)
Running With Scissors (2006)
The Syrian Bride (2004)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Things to Come (1936)
Battlestar Galactica: Razor (2007) Thanks to Tim, we watched it on the big screen... so it counts.
Species (1995)
Modern Problems (1981)
Ghost Busters (1984)
Cloverfield (2008)
Old Joy (2006)
The Passenger (1975)
Beyond Re-Animator (2003) This DVD features the best pointless music video ever!
Renaissance (2006)
The Devil and Daniel Johnston (2005)
Theda Bara... where are you?
I attended a Society of Animators conference in '93, and hate Disney.
My masters is in feminist film theory and science fiction film... plus horror/fantasy/magic realism. I probably think terrible, awful things about your favorite boyhood films... but if you really loved them, you'd think critically about them, too.
The atypical feminist, you should know, I literally threw up the first time I saw "My Fair Lady".
I like pretentious films. I'm a whore for a beautifully shot film, and will suffer a hateful message to bask in good aesthetics (i.e. "Sin City"). In otherwords, I'm a complex creature, and like things despite myself... Lynch and Kubric; someday I will take what I learned as a small girl watching "A Clockwork Orange", and sit with Kevin Smith's eyelids peeled back, and make him watch "Go Fish" and "By Hook or By Crook" until he groks lesbian subjectivity... forever (Adrienne Rich, motherfucker!!).
I'm also an animanophile, with one caveate; I could give a rat's ass about anime. Fuck you and your "excessive jiggling" warning. Racist, exotified animated porn does nothing for me (pretty please, be the one who makes the asian-schoolgirl-rape-revenge series!). To clarify, I thought FLCL was self reflexive enough to watch ad naseum, and don't really have a problem with porn persay -- just hands off the babies, please. And in terms of consuming racialized Others, I am curiously attracted to the zombie films "Stacy" and "Wild Zero".
I loathe romantic comedy and "women's films". After working the theater during "Dreamgirls" week, I was reminded that I also hate musicals. I love "In the Company of Wolves". I hope that one day, Stella gets her groove back, on her own terms.
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Here's some stuff I've seen recently that made me happy... my room mate keeps bringin' this stuff home and I can't get enough of it:

Television:

I'm all about my scifi and fantasy, but do not imagine that I'm part of that world -- my fav is the cancelled "FarScape" and I can't get enough of the new "Battlestar Galactica". I haven't had the time to become a "Heros" junkie, but I know I would be otherwise. I've written a crapload about Stargate (the film mostly). G'head... ask me anything about how slavery came to earth by way of aliens that possessed beautifully queer looking black men. White men with military capability couldn't possibly be to blame! Fascinating, captian!
Curiously, I don't care about CSI or Law and Order. I've recently developed an affinity for BBC America -- maybe it's all that "different" whiteness. I am one shiksa who luvs Jon Stewart n' Colbert, and I watch too much Adult Swim. I am currently taking amphetamines so that I can watch METALOCALYPSE regularly... Brendon Small's new project... he's of HOME MOVIES fame. I'm also digging the VENTURE BROS.
I bask in the pretention of Sundance documentaries... however, the Iconoclast series is an over-privileged cock-sucking contest. Reality tv makes me vomit. I watch waaay too much CNN and C-SPAN, because I am proud and nerdly. Sometimes I watch Korean soap operas on the international channel.

Books:

Most of my sheros write... and of course, I dig what they're writing. Especially Angela Carter and Octavia Butler. I love Audre Lorde. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't enjoyed early Anne Rice... WTF happened to her, eh? Toni Morrison is a no-brainer... or extra-brainer. I read a lot of Bitch Magazine. I love zines and stuff scrawled on walls in public restrooms. I used to read Tolkien when I was a kid... maybe that's why I'm so queer-friendly today. I like to think way too hard about stuff that you're not suppose to (Guitar Wolf), and poke fun at the stuff that is "genius"... like Hunter Thompson, god rest his soul. And if I could, I would also kick Picasso in the nuts. He knows why.

Heroes:

We feminists... we likes to namedrops us some sheros. Women in Black, Radical Cheerleaders, Drag Kings/Queens, Womanhouse Collective of 1972, Audre Lorde, Faith Ringhold, Faith Wilding, Ana Mendiata, Hanna Wilke, Coco Fusco, Alice n' Rebecca Walker, Leslie Feinberg.

Patricia Hill Collins, Ani DiFranco, Angela Carter, Octavia Butler, Alice Paul, Emma Goldman.

Jim Henson, Jim Moore, Ron Saaks, Ruby Tapia, Terry Moore, Judith Mayne, Mary-Margaret Fonow.

Art Spiegelman, Jhonen Vasquez.

Phoolan Devi, Buffy Saint Marie, Koko Taylor, Bessie Smith, Ma Rainey, Billie Holiday. Adrian Piper, Joan Jett, Patti Smith, Ubaka Hill, Luisah Teish, Judith Butler, Starhawk, Carolee Schneemann, Barbara Kruger, Ella Shohat...

My Blog

cloverfield made me sick...

do you remember running errands in the summer as a small child with your mom? remember how it felt, your three steps for every one of hers, dashing through various environments, or endlessly waiting ...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 03:22:00 PST

she’s quite a monster.

musing on the theater:it's funny, i was just telling john that i'd never worked anywhere where the building itself asked so much of you. it asks you pay close attention to the details all the time or...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:46:00 PST

Night of the Big Guns, Part Two

Okay... so it's the same night, right?  Shortly after Tom leaves, and we calm down.  We bid our early audience a good evening, and we sink into the rhythm of setting up for the next screenin...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:50:00 PST

Night of the Big Guns, Part One

a I had some interesting things happen to me at the theater last week.  I got to tell some of you, but I thought some of you who missed it might find this stuff funny (and explain why I just...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:48:00 PST

Long overdue kvetching about the animation symposium

I promised kvetching that I did not deliver. Sorry& life is full of disappointments. Now these issues have sort of lost their clarity, their bite, but I think it's still worth jotting down my refle...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:02:00 PST

studio 35 video (thanks cols underground!)

the kind folks at columbus underground did this nifty podcast about the theater. i'm in it for like a millisecond -- if i'd known it was comin', i wouldn't have chosen the Phantasm shirt that is 2 si...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:24:00 PST

Women in Animation: The Hit List

I posted this on the Ladyfest Ohio site, but I wanted it on my own as well, as I plan to sort of deconstruct the little bit of time that I'd spent at the symposium.It's probably no surprise that women...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST

inane diary sort of crap: a context

Okay& so I don't normally post this sort of inane diary sort of crap on my Myspace, but there are a lot of folks I haven't talked to in awhile, and I'm planning on kvetching about some events and film...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:27:00 PST

Mule Skinner Blues

So, I'm watching the Sundance Channel, and they screened "Mule Skinner Blues" (2001) this afternoon. Has anyone seen this film? It's a documentary in the vein of "American Movie" and like a lot of...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

Shyte I Read in 2006

Following Da[i]na's lead, I thought I'd list all the books I read in 2006. Sadly, it is nowhere near as impressive nor diverse a list as hers, but c'mon.. bitch works in a library. I hork stuff from ...
Posted by Hipster Cannibalization Unit on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST