I'm Your Captain?

As Written By Mr. Fabulous M U N G O:
ok guys my name is christopher shepard hughes and i really like to watch pants off dance off. most likely if i see you i will ask you to take off your pants. my pants are off right now. some of my favorite things are unicorns, poetry, and long walks on the beach. hold on for a second real quick i am going to change my shirt...and my personality. so uh ok anyways back to reality. basically i am a super cool person that is down with the main thug mung dip. in the old days people used to call me big boy, for other than obvious reasons. i live in the fast lane while getting good gas milage. i play hop scotch and eat pop rocks. im hoping to never go to federal pound me in the ass prison but one can never know what life has for them. anyways if you would like please contact my associate the mr. main thug mung dip at 949 290 4948 and as for the captain. also fyi never flip off your boss and never i repeat never eat chocolate candy bars when you are taking a poop. do you guys ever shit your pants? not that i do it, but i did it last night and i haven't taken a shower since and i am wondering if that is what smells. ok guys thanks so much for reading this and showing that you truely want to get to know me, i mean i feal like for the first time that...well...you...you like me...you really like me. holla at your boy. i got love you and you and you and especially you boo. later gator. i love you. i miss you. i need you.