Good Morning Sunshine |
Baby seems like everywhere I goI see you, from your eyes, your smileIt's like I breathe you, helplessy I reminisce
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 05:12:00 GMT |
Men are like... |
1. Men are like Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.....
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:11:00 GMT |
So they say.... |
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women makelove they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 10:53:00 GMT |
S*X: Q's an A's |
S*x Q's and A's
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Bl0wjob?
A.) Bl0wjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but &...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 04:43:00 GMT |
When Drunk |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK: 1....
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 18:45:00 GMT |
Did You Know.. |
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories
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Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Put on Protectionhard ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 17:54:00 GMT |
? lol |
Jessie Gallant will go to jail for ...Biting someones nipple off'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 16:27:00 GMT |
My sex life most resembles...... |
Martini!Your sex life mostly resembles a Martini. You are suave, sophisticated and just a little kinky. You have an active sex life, but you only recruit the best to be your sex partners.Take this...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 16:20:00 GMT |
Horoscope |
Sagittarius
You are fun loving and independent, and you dont like any of your partners to get in the way of that. You enjoy having a lot of flings and short term relationships because you get bore...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 16:15:00 GMT |
