Films, writing, smoking cigarettes because dying a slow, agonizing death can't be any worse than being alive, being an asshole since it seems to make others feel better about themselves, and wallowing in my own self-pity.
I don't know. I can't possibly know because I don't know if I want to meet them until I actually meet them. Confused? Good.
My Celebrity Crushes
Natalie Portman
Keira Knightley
Rachel McAdams
Scarlett Johansson
The Deschanel Sisters
Green Day, Motion City Soundtrack, early Aerosmith, AC/DC, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Black Sabbath, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, John Lennon, The Police, The Kinks, Elton John, Van Halen, Foghat, Alice Cooper, Simon and Garfunkel, Led Zepplin, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, Johnny Cash, KISS, Ted Nugent, The Eagles, Journey, Styx, R.E.O. Speedwagon, ZZ Top, Nazareth, CCR, Eric Clapton, Pink Floyd, Cream, Bob Dylan, The Allman Brothers Band, The Steve Miller Band, Carlos Santana, Fleetwood Mac, Motley Crue, The Who, The Beach Boys, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Paul Simon, America, James Taylor, CSNY, Steppenwolf, John Mellencamp, Joe Walsh, Rush, Edgar Winter, Supertramp, Guns N' Roses. Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Deep Purple, The Doobie Brothers, The Doors, The Grateful Dead, Jefferson Airplane/Starship, Def Leppard Van Morrison, Roy Orbison, Pink Floyd, The Who, Queen, Steely Dan, Cat Stevens, Dire Straits, Kansas, Rod Stewart, Jethro Tull, The Yardbirds, Boston, Bob Marley, Billy Idol, Neil Young, Billy Joel, John Denver, Blue Oyster Cult, Evanesence, The Garden State Soundtrack, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, Danny Elfman, Mozart, Beethoven, and I'll stop here for now.
List only represents films I have given a five out of five stars to.
ORIGINAL Star Wars Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, LOTR, all 'cause I'm a geek. Garden State, Requiem for a Dream, 21 Grams, Blade Runner, Blow, Clerks, Closer, Godfather Parts I and II, Hero, The Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Saving Private Ryan, Schindler's List, The Usual Suspects, Leon: The Professional, A Clockwork Orange, Citizen Kane, The Boondock Saints, Dazed and Confused, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Lost in Translation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Love Song For Bobby Long, Love Actually, House of Flying Daggers, Million Dollar Baby, Sin City, Batman Begins, Serenity, American Splendor, Almost Famous, Edward Scissorhands, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, Green Day: Bullet in a Bible, High Times' Potluck, Gattaca, Munich, Shopgirl, Casino Royale, Thank You for Smoking, Children of Men, and a majority of Pixar films....plus loads of others. And Napolean Dynamite is WAY over-rated.
This list is guaranteed continued growth. Just like the federal deficit!
Alias, 24, Babylon 5, Six Feet Under, The Simpsons, That 70's Show, Jeopardy, Firefly, Freaks and Geeks, Scrubs, South Park, The Daily Show, The Office, Arrested Development, Family Guy, Insomniac, Batman: The Animated Series, Kim Possible, Iron Chef (both versions), The Food Network in general, Wonderfalls, Scrubs, X-Play, Greg the Bunny, Penn and Teller's Bullshit!, Undeclared, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, (New) Battlestar Galactica, Bones, House, M.D., Reno 911, The Colbert Report, Weeds, Superman: The Animated Series, Robot Chicken, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Rome, Deadwood
This list will also continue to grow. Just like Ted Kennedy! 'Cause he's fat and continues to get fat. Do you get it now?
The Sigma Protocol and The Prometheus Deception by Robert Ludlum, Star Wars novels, 1984 and Animal Farm, The Catcher in the Rye, Great Expectations, Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe, Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet, Tuesdays with Morrie by Mitch Albom, Candide by Voltaire, and anything else that I find interesting by reading the blurb on the back cover, or inside flaps in the case of hardcover books.
As far as periodicals, well I really enjoy Games for Windows: The Official Magazine, MAD Magazine, The Onion, and the occasional comic strip.