kara

sometimes i would rather update my stupid myspace page than work on my lab reports for micro. most of the times it's the opposite, but not today.It has been brought to my attention that there are a number of rumors circulating about me, and I should dispell and/ or come clean right now. I am not, nor ever was, nor intend to be, a unicyling vetrinarian televangelist. I have rode one once (a televangelist) and do love animals, and occassionally bicycle, clearly this is how the mistake was made. Secondly, the mango is not, in fact, my favorite fruit, nor is blue my favorite color. Also, I am not the nicest person you met at the Million Tongues Festival, nor am I your favorite bartender. I am, however, the person who shares your inexplicable quirks and madness with others for the wholly-justified snicker.