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Skakaaaa!!

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you different.

About Me

If I was a tree, I would be an elm. If you were a tree, I would climb you.....I made it all the way through a Tootsie Pop without biting it. Take that, you wise-ass owl!Ghosts are neat and I don't care if they're real or not. It's hypocritical but I believe in ghosts but not aliens, both good and evil, and both fate and free will but not love at first sight.

My Interests

My absolutely astounding woman: Kelley, books, friends (they're neat), making my family wonder if, in fact, I was adopted. Taking on the steriotypes of people to whom I bear no resemblance (for instance, I am a steriotypical Russian spy).

I'd like to meet:

Persons of questionable moral fibre. And people who like other people. I like queers... and people who seem queer but aren't. I would like to meet some Red Bull. It gives me wings. I insist that my friends (those I have met or may meet) never take anything seriously (barring death and social injustice). But enough of the lies, I just want to meet Greta Garbo.

Music:

Dar Williams, Sheryl Crow, Ani, Miss Kitten, Pat Benetar, Bette Midler (as I turn deep red), Peaches, Bitch & Animal, Lords of Acid, Andrews Sisters, Billie Holliday, Catie Curtis, Etta James, Janis Joplin, Sinead O'Connor. I'll level with you. I'm a dork. I like folk, opera, showtunes and jazz. I am really 95 years old but I use Oil of Olay. Despite this, I see a certain trashy value to electroclash. Good dirty trashy fun.

Movies:

Fried Green Tomatoes, Reality Bites, D.E.B.S., Empire Records, Better than Chocolate, Fight Club, Now Voyager, Ninotchka, A League of Their Own, Save Your Bacon Fat- Comma- Ocelot, Mean Girls.

Television:

I like cheesy, campy things. I can't get enough.

Books:

Geek Love, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West, The Blood Countess, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Cafe, the Beauty series by Ann Rice (ooooh dirty), The Passion (Winterson), Valencia by Michelle Tea, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (comic), anything Vonnegut, Stone Butch Blues, Makeup for Boys. My favorite quote currently: "There is no reason good can't triumph over evil, if only angels will get organized along the lines of the mafia." --Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut and Elvira Kurt... My two favorite Kurts.

My Blog

Incommunicado

So, I've been out of touch for some time now. My cell phone has been cut off and the computer was broken. The computer tentatively works now, so I thought I would take this opportunity to say to all o...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:32:00 PST

Movin' on up...

So, for the most part, we have moved into our new place. Well, that's inaccurate. We have entirely moved in but we still have a lot of boxes lying around. Nonetheless, we LOVE IT!! It's so clean and b...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:44:00 PST

Double signs

I don't know if I agree with the first paragraph but the second one is right on.Rooster/Cancer Personality The Rooster/Cancer means well, but when you attempt to communicate your feelings yo...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:45:00 PST

Birthdays and going into the light

It's Brendon's birthday today. He's 8. I fully intended to make it fun for him but before I could do that, I got bit by some kind of spider and my throat swelled up and I puked a lot and had to spend ...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:21:00 PST

Everything (thanks Erek)

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Tr...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

Kitten murder part deux

Kittencide? Perhaps. The kittens who I wanted to murder several months ago (and should have by the way) spawned MORE kittens and now those must also die. Not only have they discovered that their favor...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:04:00 PST

Water only runs downhill

It occurs to me that success in life is a constant struggle against the inevitable decay that creeps into every corner and crevice. Like my father says, "Water only runs downhill." The order of the un...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Wed, 02 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

1 Year!

Today is me and Kelley's one year anniversary! It has been one crazy year and I am a better person for having been with her.  I'm looking forward to a lot more years with her. Love. That's what....
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST

My hero is dead

Kurt Vonnegut died on Wednesday. He was 84. He hit his head. It's seems an appropriately inane way for him to die. I think he would have probably found it funny. He was my hero. It's strange but I fee...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 01:48:00 PST

I would totally wear pants

Fuck your stick.The pounds melt away sooo quickly when you have dysentery.This little boy hates you.Unwilling to be helpful.He's just pissed that he can't off himself.Fishing sucks.Feeling deflated..T...
Posted by Skakaaaa!! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 05:19:00 PST