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miss muffet

there seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin. never seen it befor in my life

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The Queen (Snow White)
Wow, jealous much? Not to mention vain, selfish, I could go on. Actually, you'd probably like that. So long as the attention's on you, you don't seem to mind whether it's good or not. It's about time you realize you can't always be the best at everything, there's always going to be someone better/smarter/prettier/younger than you. Facts of life, sweetie, just get used to them.
I LIVE IN A SHIT HOLE TOWN BUT KNOW ALOT OF KEWL PPL FORTUNATLY. MY PAGE PRETTY MUCH SUMS ME UP AS FAR AS MY TASTE GOES, BUT HERE R SOME OF ME DO'S AND DONTS
YES I AM MARRIED
YES I DO LOVE WOMEN SEXUALLY
NO I DONT WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH U AND UR MAN(UNLESS ITS 3 WOMEN)IM REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN MEN SRRy.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IF I SEEM HIGH MAIT. I PROBABLY AM SO PROCEED WITH CAUTION Layout made by

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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

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the queen’s croquet-ground

A large rose-tree stood near the entrance of the garden: the roses growing on it were white, but there were three gardeners at it, busily painting them red. Alice thought this a very curious thing, an...
Posted by miss muffet on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:51:00 PST

hansel and gretel

Hansel and Gretel Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm Next to a great forest there lived a poor woodcutter with his wife and his two children. The boy's name was Hansel and the girl's name was Gretel. He had but ...
Posted by miss muffet on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 06:05:00 PST

A MAD TEA PARTY

A Mad Tea-Party There was a table set out under a tree in front of the house, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was sitting between them, fast asleep, and the other t...
Posted by miss muffet on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:44:00 PST

my everything test

 The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by miss muffet on Tue, 01 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

omg hes genius

  "You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can.  If you love everyone and everything you lose your natural powers of selection and wind up being a pretty poor judge of charac...
Posted by miss muffet on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:59:00 PST

about me, ABC

[A is for age] - 29[B is for best friend] - chris, ash[C is for crush] -jeanny[D is for favorite drink] -wine/ diet coke[E is for essential item you use everyday] - chap stick/phone[F is for favorite ...
Posted by miss muffet on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

buying smoke in yakima

so i was runnin low on the smoke today and u know how ppl say its bad to sell to minors?! well i bought from a teenager lol is that bad? wasnt like it was a freebasing thing its just weed, anyway my g...
Posted by miss muffet on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:26:00 PST

a great peace plan

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ...
Posted by miss muffet on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:23:00 PST

the walrus and the carpenter

The sun was shining on the sea,Shining with all his might:He did his very best to makeThe billows smooth and brightAnd this was odd, because it wasThe middle of the night. The moon was shining sulkil...
Posted by miss muffet on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 02:51:00 PST

satanism..FAQ

What is the difference between someone who worships Satan and a Satanist? A Satan worshiper has modeled himself after the irrationality of theism. This type of person cannot detach himself from the id...
Posted by miss muffet on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:10:00 PST