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Im leaning... that way

I judge them by their boots...

About Me

My page is half dead. Yay! Dead's neato... Anyway, I never upload new pics, never fix broken links... least not often. So dont expect much ^_^Hmm... Well lets see, I might actually put up something about me here... after about 2 years. Amazing, ne? So my name is so common, it's even given to children {as opposed to adults?} in remote villages in Indonesia... Derek. Well... sometimes Smith is attached onto the end of it, but I tend to just go by my first name. I'm 20 years old, God forbid I get any older, for fear of aging. I sometimes work at Hollister whenever my schedule or a manager tells me to, but only for fun. My real profit comes raining in when I go baby seal clubbing. Or not. Whatever you choose to believe. That might be true. But then, if you believe it, how do you know that's what's true or not? I'm a night person, really. I tend to wilt during the day and pick up as the night progresses. Unless I've been awake all day. Some people say I'm wierd, some say I'm eccentric, and for the life of me, God help me, I cant figure out why... my family {as shown below} says I'm special... others say I ramble. Hmm. Dont know why that one, either. Some wish me dead, may the good Lord prevent them from fathering any children, others give me some technical difficulty syndrome about why my posts and other such deficiencies are so random at times. I suppose the fact that it's almost 4 a.m. might have something to do with that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the rest of my extended family. Unfortunately, most of them are dead, but the rest would be just wonderful! I hope most of them are as good at Hnefatafl as my Great-Aunt Harma. She killed a dog once. Actually, she's killed lots of dogs. Great-Aunt Harma hates dogs, so she goes dog-hunting.She once had a drinking match with my Uncle Ranulfson (to whom this profile is honorably dedictated), where the bet was that whoever could drink the largest number of tankards of 90 proof vodka in one hour, won, but the loser had to perform one of two agreed objectives: either stand up still and recite, perfectly, the full Norwegian national anthem (which was my Uncle Ranulfson's part of the bet) or play, and win, a game of Hnefatafl (my Great-Aunt Harma's).Well, they both downed sixteen full tankards of 90 proof vodka in under one hour. The bet had to be split, since it was a tie. So, while my Great-Aunt Harma was playing her winning game of Hnefatafl, my Uncle Ranulfson stood up completely straight, and sang the whole Norwegian national anthem without pause or slur... I love my Great-Aunt Harma and Uncle Ranulfson! My family... I'm so proud of them!My Uncle RanulfsonMy Great-Aunt HarmaMy jolly cousin Fritjolf

Music:


Dir en Grey - ObscureDeadman - Follow the Night LightBlood - Sweetest Disease .. ..The Dreamside feat. Rogue - Open Your EyesThe Last Dance - Once Beautiful .. ..
A ...And Oceans Absynthesis The Agony Scene Alice in Videoland Amon Amarth Amorphis Angels and Agony Angtoria Apocalyptica Apoptygma Berzerk Arch Enemy Armin van Buuren Asmegin AyriaB Bathory Behemoth The Berzerker The Black Dahlia Murder Blind Guardian Bloodbath Blood Red ThroneC Caroline Peyton The Chieftains Children of Bodom Cipher System Coburn Combichrist Corvus Corax Cradle of Filth The Crüxshadows Cryptopsy The Crystal MethodAnd... lots and lots of other stuff.... that I may feel like listing here... otherwise, just ask.

Movies:

Fight Club; Snatch; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle; Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust; Braveheart; Sin City; Saw; Spawn 1-3 (no, not the shitty live-action, dumbed-down-for-children, PG-13 version); Saving Private Ryan; Cowboy Bebop; The Boondock Saints; others that I can't think of

Books:

Dracula, anything by Edgar Allen Poe, The Inferno, The Wheel of Time series, various histories including histories of Japan and anything medievalBasically, I just read a few classics, and a small selection of fantasy novels and histories, but other than that, I've not been big on reading lately

My Blog

Masticated altruism is never to be belived once it hits the floor...

So.... uhh.... I'm kinda bored right now.  In fact I'm actually very bored right now.But then, they never told me what to expect on a night like this is my day dreaming tendencies to become overfilled...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST

A damn stupid day in Washington State!

Eh... so it started with little irritations such as waking up far too late to do everything I wanted before going to work, so I had to settle with just going to the bank and looking for a cd for a fri...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

A damn good day in Washington State!

Life is so good right about now!  The sun's out, people aren't being assholes, I'm outta school early (8:20, to be exact), the coffee's great, traffic was excellent, I dont have to go to wor...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Thu, 04 May 2006 09:36:00 PST

More complaints to no one

Gah!  I hate school!  Right now I'm... wait, I'm typing this out of sheer bordom... right THEN, I was typing up peices of a huge ass (not size, huge, but grade, huge) paper for my Surve...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:08:00 PST

To work Dairy Queen, or not to work Dairy Queen...

Wow.  I worked a total of 9 hours there before I found much better job being a service lizard at a Chevy dealership.  I get to clean, drive, wash, clean, drive, and clean.  Sounds excit...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:20:00 PST

This SUX!!!

I used to have my favorite pics posted, but one of the moderaters had to delete them cuz the fuckin wussy advertisers dont like pics that are "too viloent"... Fuck that...  I dont blame the moder...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 08:08:00 PST

This is the subject

Why the hell am I up?  I go to school in, like, 2 hours...  I'm so damn hungry since I've only had 3 meals in the last... 48 or so hours... depression makes me... not hungry.  So, first...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 04:59:00 PST

Math gone wrong

Why do I do this even though no one reads it, I ask?  I don't know... I guess that'd be because I'm really, really bored... I just came from math class.  There's a woman, most lik...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 10:59:00 PST

Dale of the Indigo Cloth

...     I just had some guy i've never met, become absolutely sure that i was the guy on the football team at meadowdale high school.  so he tried to convince me that i was that guy who...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:00:00 PST

New!!! Or Not!!!

YAY!!! Posting my second blog on MySpace.... but it's only my first cuz my computer shat out and now I'm trying to post it again so hopefully it wond shit up on me... oo that'd be dirty... And you kno...
Posted by Im leaning... that way on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 11:19:00 PST