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Nessica Jewcomer

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About Me

I'd like to mention all the cool things about myself ... but as i sit here thinking nothing comes to mind ... I overaccesorize, I like anything that sparkles, one bracelet is never enough, i love music, Guns n' Roses is my favorite band, I work too much, a nice cold red bull is how i start the day, a nice cold long island is how i like to end it, I have a huge troll colection - over 150 i think, i like to read, the way i jump is pretty rad, old school Madonna is sure to equal a good time, my feet smell like hippogriffs ... and thats about it
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Smessica Ryan
Birthday: December 6, 1981
Birthplace: York
Current Location: York
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blondish
Height: 5'3''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Why does this matter? I'm American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fancy Sandals
Your Weakness: Weakness? I Don't Know ... I'm Pretty Mighty
Your Fears: Darkness, Snakes, and Sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: Plain Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Save $ for a House
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the Hell Installs Windows at 8 in the Morning ...
Your Best Physical Feature: My Whole Body and Everything About it ... I'm a Great Package
Your Bedtime: I Should Really Consider Going to Bed Earlier ... I'm Sucha Bitch in the Morning
Your Most Missed Memory: Kristin Beers ...
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MACDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single - I'm Kinda Shy Around a Group of People
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Socially
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: All the Time - But I'm Really Quite Horrible
Do you Shower Daily: I'm an Every Other Day Kind of Gal
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm Not Sure What I Wanna Do Yet ...
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the Time
Do you get Motion Sickness: When Monica Drives
Do you think you are Attractive: Mildly
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: For the Most Part
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're Alright as Long as the Power Doesn't Go Out
Do you play an Instrument: Not Good Enough for Anyone to Listen to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not Really
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: 40 Hours a Week
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not Even 1 Oreo
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Never
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No I Like My Swimsuit
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: More Then Was Necessary
Ever been called a Tease: More Than Once
Ever been Beaten up: My Sister Straight Kicked My Ass for the Better Part of my Childhood
Ever Shoplifted: Once
How do you want to Die: I Don't Want to Contemplate My Death ...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Just Like My Mom
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Does Not Matter ...
Favourite Hair Color: Does Not Matter ...
Short or Long Hair: Long Hair is Hot but it Doesn't Matter
Height: Does Not Matter ...
Weight: Does Not Matter ...
Best Clothing Style: Does Not Matter ...
Number of Drugs I have taken: No Answer
Number of CDs I own: Too Many
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I Wish I Was Nicer and More Compassionate When I Was Younger...
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



And ummm ... YOU! AIM = Amzingmgolfskilz

Music:



Movies:


I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it. -Kevin
Fuller easy on the Pepsi
Buzz! Your girlfriend! Woof! -Kevin

Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't even go to the store to get a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked. -Rocco
What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire? -Vernon
Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear. -Bender
Life passes most people by while they are making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. Now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing my ambition far exceeded my talent -George
Not to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me just see if I grasp this concept, ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles, and reinforce them with some aluminum siding, and then just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump-on-the-covered-wagon bullshit. Then, we're gonna drive across a ruined city, through a welcome committee of a few hundred thousand dead cannibals, all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fucking asshole's boat? And head for some island that for all we know doesn't even exist? -CJ

Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water - BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?! -Lisa

Television:

Crossing Jordan, Law and Order {any}, and House ... Notice these are all non-cable TV shoes ... If I wasnt so cheap and thought cable might be a good investment, I would fill my time watching Court TV, Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, and the History Channel ... But seriously I rather own more shoes and purses then pay money for an extra 100 channels to flip through

Books:

I judge all books by their cover ... I pick out the coolest looking cover and expect it to be a good book (which 90% of the time is an accucrate assumption) ... If someone suggests a book and it has an ugly cover I dont even bother ... If the cover is ugly how could the book be good? Oh yeah … I also only read books with medium sized print (not too big and not too small) and they must have soft paper pages ...

Heroes:

Kristin Beers, My Mom, Gabriella and MAYBE My Sister ...

This baby is THE CUTEST baby in the world ... don't even try to compete ...

My Blog

BFF

Im Not A Leper(12:13:46 AM): yea people like to GOSSIP AmzingMGolfSkilz (12:14:47 AM): i hate gossipers Im Not A Leper (12:15:14 AM):&n...
Posted by Nessica Jewcomer on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:23:00 PST

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is WRONG!!!

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.2) Gay marriage will encourage people t...
Posted by Nessica Jewcomer on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

Jess' Inaugural Survey

1. Have you ever puked at a bar or club?Well I puked outside in the parking lot and kicked snow on top of it so nobody saw it ... so we are back to the ultimate philosophic question ......
Posted by Nessica Jewcomer on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:30:00 PST