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Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder

Have a cool summer.

About Me


toothpastefordinner.com.. width="425" height="350" ..../2u-hvo3ZCAA" ....I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4My name is Paul. I'm interested in things. I am a coffee drinker. I enjoy going fast on a bicycle for long amounts of time. I hate rain. I prefer summer. I like drinking coffee, then riding my bike in the summer. I like the 4 string electric bass. I enjoy lofi recordings of glorious, freeing songs that eminate simplicity.

My Interests

Scrabble, Clabbers, Riding my bike, Coffee, Espresso, Vegetarian food, Movies, Rock music, Irony.

I'd like to meet:

Wayne Coyne, Red Sovine, Bob Barker, people on the greyhound. Myself in 5 years. Myself 5 years ago. Myself 20 years ago. Myself negative a million years ago. You. Now.

Music:

Recent playlist: Stereolab- Oscillons from the anti sun/// Tortoise- A Lazurus Taxon/// Rachel's- Systems/Layers/// Phillip Glass- Glassworks/// Brian Eno- Music for Films///

Movies:

The best movies i have seen this year are: Tears of the Black Tiger, The Van, Children of Men, The Mack, Machine Gun McCain, Jesus Camp, Last King Of Scotland, Sssssss, probably more...

Television:

gives you the brain damage.

Books:

Tao Te Ching, Catcher in the Rye, No Logo, Evasion, Junky, Hollywood, Interzone, Post Office, Empowering Your Soul Through Meditation, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Please Kill Me, The Stranger, The Trial.

Heroes:

gary carter, g.i. joel, arnie weisburg, sant rajinder singh ji maharaj, milo aukerman, drug-free vegetarian bicyclists who love obscure movies and music and are hilarious and smarter than me.

My Blog

Attitude from a band playing at the Empty Bottle? Now I've seen EVERYTHING!

        It has been my experience that the more popular the band, the bigger assholes they are. Apparently, your band doesn't even have to be that famous. Have you h...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 01:43:00 PST

Big News!

Big big big big BIG news! So many things, so little time. 1. I QUIT EWORKS! YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See ya later, stinktown! 2. I got a new job, but I don't have to start til the middle of March! ...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:55:00 PST

Top 10 Albums 2006

Happy New Year, everyone! I have done this thing for the last two years where I make a top ten list of albums for the year. To set myself apart and because I am not on the cutting edge of music, album...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 01:29:00 PST

Death Row Last Meal

In this country, well, in SOME states, you can be convicted of serious felonies (usually murder or the like) and you can be sentenced to death. That's right, lawyers, cops, judges and witnesses can ma...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

GI JOEL

He has nothing to do with cartoons from the 1980s. He has nothing to do with overdubbed PSAs from the internet. He has nothing to do with Cobra Commander. He has something to do with the fact that if ...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

New Scrabble High Score

In a real game like in real life I scored 618 points including the 176 point Triple-Triple bingo "inacting".  I rule.    
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:08:00 PST

The Return of The Chicken Coop!

Yes. Paul's Sad Bastard Chicken Coop is back. My "new" album tentatively entitled "Steps To Help Make Quitting Easier" or "Lorax of the Doomed", is collecting dust. My gimmicky squeeking chicken no lo...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:13:00 PST

Can I kick it? Uh...Yes I Can.

My kickball team lost today making our record 2-2. All the other team did was bunt. Lame. I made some death-defying grabs, though. It got me to thinking: When GOD closes one door, HE opens a window. T...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:36:00 PST

Nova Scotia

Does anybody read blogs on myspace? Does anyone find the time to write blogs on myspace? It is this blog's sincere hope that the answer is no. It is this blog's hope to go unread like so many myspace ...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:58:00 PST

Cypress Table Ball, MOFO!!!!!!!!!

In case you were not an internet anagram generator, the subject line is an anagram for ' let's play Scrabble'. This has been the lone track in my mind these days I am in NJ. My opponents on the Intern...
Posted by Uncle Paul's World O' Wonder on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 10:28:00 PST