First off, the age shown here is wrong. I'm 50-something, but I am not about to tell the world my real age. ;) I'm currrently single, with a 28 year old son.
You know that smog, Oil Refineries, and Landfills
over look your farmlands, suburbs and all night
diners. You know that the phrase "What exit??"
is definitely NOT FUNNY, and you
are totally satisfied sitting in your car while
getting your gas filled.
Ahh, New Jersey... Born and Raised.
How New Jersey are you?
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You Are 85% New Jersey!
Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
How New Jersey Are You?
The Canadian Strangler
People Iced: Thirty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twenty One
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Two
Biggest Enemy: The Bull
Get Your HITMAN Name
Welcome home. You're SO Jersey. You know Wildwood
and Seaside are the most disgusting places on
earth, and only good for drunken after prom
vacations, you know there's always a
"short-cut" to someplace. Isn't
Jersey great? I mean, where else can you go 80
MPH and STILL be the slowest car on the road?
How JERSEY are you?
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