Shame, shame, forever shame... |
This may be the last blog for a while.
It's hard to sum up the disappointment that comes with an announcement like this.
I love Jan Ullrich. I love him for his class. I love him for all t...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:10:00 PST |
Quit being harshing the Jan's buzz. |
Listen, OK, the Jan was just going to be taking this time to be preparing for the Tour. It is only being in like, some days from now. The Jan must be focused!
It is kind of being li...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST |
The Jan has answers. |
You know, people are always being saying to the Jan, "Oh god! Oh God, NO! Please! Please God, have mercy! I don't even know you! Why would you do that? Someone HELP...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 08:37:00 PST |
The Basso's fear is smelling like cigarettes and back hair. No, wait. That's just the Basso. |
I am the Jan. I am the Destroyer of Worlds.
So, fuck ja. The Jan is being rocking the road, bros. If you are not being hearing yet, the Jan is totally living up to his yearbook pledge...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:17:00 PST |
Sweet little Klodi, the Jan has been being missing you. |
Ja, the Mob is reforming like the Voltron.
Klodi is finally being back from his injury. The Jan is wanting to take this time now to do some apologizing to his bro, Klodi. The Jan did not m...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 02:47:00 PST |
Yeesh. There is being steroids in his macaroni. |
The Jan must be giving much respect to the hairy one. Pink Ivan was being very strong today. He is racing like there is being someone chasing him with a razor and a bar of soap.
Simoni, Sa...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:40:00 PST |
Are you being hearing the sound of thunder? |
"And lo, when the Jan passes by, there will be a mighty rumble, as though a thousand elephants were falling down a hill. And the sun will be blotted from the sky by the wings of a thousand raven...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Thu, 18 May 2006 11:15:00 PST |
Does the Jan's ass look fat in this? |
The Jan is...
Well, the Jan is not knowing how to say this.
I mean, I am still being the Jan. I am still being the bringer of nightmares, the destroyer of worlds. The earth is still being ...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:04:00 PST |
A good Kessler puts the lotion in the basket... |
So, the yeah. The Jan is getting zeppelin-loads of the shit sandwiches from people because they are being saying that my time-trialing at the Giro is sucking.
The Jan thinks it is being time to ...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Sat, 13 May 2006 11:05:00 PST |
Tour of Romandie. And Bjarne Riis humps donkeys. |
It is I. It is the Jan. I have done the returning. I am being like the Terminator. Oooo, wait, no, I am being like the Terminator 2, with the motorcycle and the shotgun and the having se...
Posted by Jan Ullrich on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST |
