Heineken Stock's Goin' Down!

What can I say? I'm one of a kind, which is probably good for the world, since there's no way that it could handle more than one of yours truly. For the last few years, I've been off the local scene doing the do for Uncle Sam. Tired of the cubicle nation, I did the most extreme thing possible and hauled my ass off to boot camp. A few years later, my talent as a bullshit artist paid off when they awarded me Sergeant stripes. Suckers!
In my spare time, which believe you me is almost non-existant, I created and now maintain the online manual for Xbox Media Center. For both of you out there that actually know what I'm talking about, you can view it HERE.
Over the last four years, I've bounced all around the world, spending some time in Korea, Texas and Germany. I'm currently on a long-term 'business trip' to the Middle East until next summer. What a long, strange trip it's been.